ʻO Gents, i kēia lā, kū wau i mua ou i kahi hou iaʻu. Hoʻohaʻaha i koʻu lanakila ʻana ma luna oʻu iho, haʻaheo wau e ʻōlelo, ua kīkī wau i kaʻu hoki a kuʻi iaʻu iho i ka waiho ʻana. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hana me ka ʻole iaʻu. 
ʻOiaʻiʻo, e nā kāne. Aia kekahi mau mea i hana ai i mālama ʻia i kaʻu mau makahiki 43 ma kēia kinikini polū nui aʻu e haʻaheo nei akā lawe kēia i ka pōpō.
ʻIke kokoke i nā mea e pili ana i nā kaʻa, manaʻo wau makemake wau e like me kēia inā mālama wau i kahi clunker kahiko mai ka compactor a hoʻihoʻi ia i kona ʻano holo mua me kaʻu mau lima ponoʻī (a i ʻole nele i ka hoʻohana ʻana i kekahi e pili ana i kāu nānā ʻana iā ia) . Ua holoi maoli wau i kaʻu moʻokāki ma aneʻi (ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo e pono hou ia ma kahi o ka 90 lā mark) akā pono wau e hoʻololi hou ia e kaʻana like i nā hopena kupaianaha. Pono kēia pūnaewele i nā mea kōkua a ʻo ka poʻe ma waho e hakakā nei e hoʻomau i ka hele ʻana e ʻike paha i kaʻu mau mea maikaʻi. ʻO kēlā wale nō kahi loli nui. He mea lawe ka mea kahiko. ʻAʻole kahi douche huina, ʻo kāu kāne maʻamau i loaʻa ka noʻonoʻo o "inā maikaʻi ia, e hana". ʻO kēia iaʻu hou, me ka hoʻāʻo ʻole ʻana, makemake e hoʻihoʻi ke hāʻawi ʻia mai iaʻu kahi makana. Kupanaha.
HE MEA HOU. E HIKI ... HIKI ... ALOHA! Inā wau i hana, hiki iā ʻoe ke hana. Ua hoʻi wau i ke kāne a kaʻu wahine i ʻike ai ma mua o ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i ka porn iaʻu. ʻO wau ka ME aʻu i ʻike ma mua o koʻu waiho ʻana i ka PMO i ka hōʻalo e hoʻololi iaʻu. Ke holo nei kaʻu pāʻālua akā ʻaʻole pono hou ia b / c ʻAʻohe aʻu pahuhopu i manaʻo ʻia. ʻAʻole makemake wau e lawe i kahi manawa a ʻōlelo "hey, ola maikaʻi loa, e nānā inā hiki iaʻu ke olokaʻa i ka dice a loaʻa kahi manawa i ka hoʻi ʻana i ka mea lawelawe, porn porn, ʻelua pume pump i hiki ʻole ke hoʻopaʻa iā ia iho i kāna. moe moe ponoʻī ”. ʻAʻole maopopo wau iā wai kēlā kāne. He mea hoihoi ka manaʻo o ka nānā ʻana i kahi pūnaewele porn (he kāne wau me ka lālā a me nā hua ma hope o nā mea āpau) akā ua hoʻohālikelike hou wau iā ia i kēlā manaʻo e loaʻa iaʻu ke nānā nei i kahi kiʻi o kahi papaʻai maikaʻi ʻole: "Man , ʻono maikaʻi paha ia akā minamina wau ia mea a ʻaʻole wau i hele wale i ka hale hoʻoikaika kino no ka mea ʻole ”.
Ma nā mea maikaʻi - nā loli. E helu wale wau iā lākou a hoʻonui i ka ʻōlelo waihoʻoluʻu:
SEX - Loaʻa iaʻu. Maʻa mau. Me kaʻu wahine. Moekolohe maikaʻi. Dare aku nei wau, e wehewehe wau iā ia he nani. Ke hana nei e like me kēia: frisky wau, hoʻomaka wau, hoʻopau loa mākou. Misiona piha. ʻAʻohe ED, ʻAʻohe PE, ʻaʻohe nalo ke nānā a hele mālie. He moekolohe NORMAL a he friggin weliweli ia! E like me ka ʻōlelo a nā keiki - BOOYAH!
EMHO - (kakahiaka nui paʻakikī) - Hōʻoia! E like me ka uaki. ʻO ka maʻamau maʻamau i kēlā me kēia lā me ka ʻole. Hoʻomaopopo nui wau iā ia a waiho. Nānā ʻaoʻao - ʻokoʻa ʻo ia. ʻAʻole wau e hele a ʻōlelo "nui" akā ʻokoʻa. Piha piha inā palupalu, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi i nā manawa āpau. Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole e mālama iā ia e like me Stretch Armstrong i ʻae iā ia e hoʻi i kona ʻano maʻamau o ke ʻano.
Laʻu Spontan - I kekahi lā ʻē aʻe, e like me kēlā. Noho i luna o kahi mokulele, ʻauana ka noʻonoʻo a aia a aia hoʻi. ʻO ka manawa ʻekahi mai koʻu wā ma ka papa 1 mau paha. He kanahākūmākolu wau. Ua hiki iaʻu ke uē.
pili - Loaʻa hou a ola hou. Aloha kaʻu wahine iaʻu. Aloha au iā ia. Hōʻike wau, ʻike ʻo ia. Kupaianaha he aha nā holoholona maʻalahi mākou. ʻOiai i loko o koʻu ʻeha o ka hoʻōla, ua ʻike wau i koʻu hemahema ʻana iā ia no laila e holo wau e like me kahi nut e hoʻāʻo nei e hana i kēia mau mea ʻē aʻe e hōʻike iā ia ua aloha wau iā ia akā akā, aloha pū kekahi i ka porn. E kuke, hoʻomaʻemaʻe, hana wau i kekahi mea i hiki iaʻu ke mālama i kaʻu pili me PMO pū kekahi. ʻAʻole wau hauʻoli i ka hana ʻana a ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻokō ʻia me aʻu e hana nei ʻaʻole ʻo ia. ʻAʻohe mea hauʻoli. I kēia manawa, hana maoli wau i ka mea liʻiliʻi a ʻoi aku kona hauʻoli. Hāʻawi wau i kēlā i kaʻu SHOWING iā ia aloha wau iā ia a makemake iā ia i ke kino a me nā mea ʻē aʻe āpau a ʻo ia ka mea e pono ai ma ke ʻano he kanaka e like me aʻu. ʻO Gawd-damn kekahi mea ikaika kēia.
ka wiwo ole - Ua ʻoi aku koʻu hilinaʻi i kaʻu mau hana i kēlā me kēia lā, ʻaʻohe nīnau e pili ana. Hiki iaʻu ke kamaʻilio me kekahi, kāne a wahine paha me kahi ʻano hou o ke ʻano kāne. Me he mea lā ke hoʻolālā nei wau “Aloha ʻoe, e ʻike wale ʻoe, kaohi wau i kēia MFʻer āu e kū nei ma aneʻi e kamaʻilio pū ana. ʻAʻole kaohi koʻu kino iaʻu. I kēia manawa, e ʻae ʻoe a e iho wau i ka ʻoihana ”. 'Meanlelo wau i ka mea aʻu e'ōlelo ai a'ōlelo wau i ka manaʻo. He mea hōʻoluʻolu, kākoʻo, hoʻohaʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa iaʻu e hele mālie nei wau. Ma mua, ʻo ka manaʻo o ke kamaʻilio lehulehu ʻana e makemake wau e lele i ka puka aniani. ʻO ka pule i hala iho nei ua hāʻawi wau i kahi hōʻike i kahi hui o ka poʻe ma ka hana a kau ʻia wau e hāʻawi i kekahi i loko o ʻelua mau pule. He hemolele anei ia, hehena no. Akā ua maikaʻi wau me kēlā b / c ʻike wau e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka mea aʻe. Manaʻo wau e piʻi aʻe ana kaʻu testosterone a pae i waho a noho i kahi paʻa ma kahi o ka fluctuating āpau ma ka palapala ʻāina.
ʻO ke ʻano kūʻē - ʻO kēia kekahi o nā mea maikaʻi loa aʻu i ʻike ai. Nā Wahine. Nani, kupanaha, moekolohe e like me gehena, nā wahine! Skinny, momona, kiʻekiʻe, pōkole, ʻeleʻele, keʻokeʻo, brown, melemele, blond, brunettes, inoa ʻoe iā lākou, ke ʻike nei wau iā lākou. ʻAʻole pili iā lākou. ʻAʻole wehe iā lākou e like me ka skeeve holoʻokoʻa. ʻIke wau iā lākou, ke lawe nei wau iā lākou i loko, ke kamaʻilio nei wau me lākou, ʻaʻole e luku iā lākou. ʻOkoʻa LOA. ʻIke wau iā lākou e ʻike nei iā ia. E like me ko lākou manaʻo o "ʻaʻole kēia kāne e nānā mai iaʻu e like me kahi ʻiʻo. Ke kamaʻilio mai nei ʻo ia iaʻu me he kanaka lā, ʻaʻole mea ”. A ʻaʻohe oʻu manaʻo e like me “ha, ua hoʻopunipuni wau iā lākou, i kēia manawa hiki iaʻu ke perv iā lākou”. ʻLelo wale wau, ke nānā wale nei, mahalo wale nō. No kaʻu wahine ka moekolohe a na kaʻu wahine wale nō. He mea hoihoi wale nō ke koena. ʻAʻole wau e kolo iā ʻoe.
I kahi pōkole, ʻo ia nā mea maikaʻi loa i hiki mai iaʻu i kēia lā ʻoiai he nui nā keu pono ʻē aʻe, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi (ʻaʻohe mea e like me ka hilahila ʻole. Āpau .. ka..wa..Pono ʻoe āpau e ʻike kēia, pōhaku ia). Ma kahi lōʻihi loa wau mai ke kanaka i kaomi mua ma kēia pūnaewele i nā mahina i hala aku nei, e makemake nui ana i ke kōkua, a ke haka pono nei nā mea hōʻoia iaʻu i nā maka i kēlā me kēia kakahiaka a mahalo nui wau.
Ua huli koʻu ola i kahi manawa kupaianaha no ka ʻoi aku a ʻelua mau mea i lawe ʻia. Maʻalahi loa i ka kumumanaʻo akā paʻakikī loa i) hoʻomaka a b) mālama, a hiki i ka wā e loaʻa ai ke kau a hoʻomaka ʻoe e ʻike i nā hoʻomaikaʻi. Ma hope o kēlā ʻano lawe i kahi momentum o kāna iho. I kēia manawa ʻaʻohe nānā i hope, ʻaʻohe mea kūpono.
ʻO kēlā mau mea ʻelua, fellas: 1) E pale i kou mau lima i kāu ʻōpala a me 2) E mālama i kou mau maka mai ka porn b / c e alakaʻi iā ʻoe i ka helu ʻana i ka helu 1. ʻO ia wale nō. ʻAʻohe P, ʻaʻohe M. Ke hiki ʻoe iā O, pono ia me kekahi kanaka ʻē aʻe.
Hiki iā KANAKA āpau ke hana i kēia. E HANA KANAKA E hana i kēia. No ʻoukou iho, no nā mea nui ʻē aʻe, no nā poʻe ʻē aʻe o kēia kinikini polū nui. E ʻoi aku kou maikaʻi a ʻo ia ka mea āu e makemake ai e hālāwai ma laila. E ka loli āu e makemake ai e ʻike.
E hoʻomau mau ... ..
Loulou i ka pae - Hoʻoliʻahi i kahi no nā kāne maikaʻi!
by Braveheart22
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