Zinanditengera kuyesera kangapo (ndipo ndidaphunzira kuchokera kuyesera kulikonse) koma tsopano ndakhala ndikuchita maliseche komanso zolaula kwa miyezi isanu ndi umodzi.
Gawo loyamba (ndikudziwa kuti ndi cliché) ndikuzindikira kuti muli ndi vuto- kudziwa kuti kumenya zolaula mpaka zolaula kwasokoneza moyo wanu komanso maubale anu. Nditha kulemba buku la momwe moyo wanga uliri wabwino tsopano.
Choyamba, sindine wonyoza zolaula zilizonse, yemwe amaletsa kuseweretsa maliseche pazifukwa zachipembedzo. Pali anthu ambiri omwe amatha kuseweretsa maliseche mosiyanasiyana. Ine sindine m'modzi wa iwo, motero ndinasankha kusiya.
"Mphatso" yoyamba yopewa zolaula / maliseche ndi nthawi. Nthawi yomwe ndimawononga sabata iliyonse inali yayikulu. Ndinkatha kumapeto kwa sabata lathunthu ndikudya zolaula komanso zonyamula. Pakati pa sabata ndimachita ola limodzi usiku, nthawi zina kuposa. Kenako mukhale otopa kwathunthu madzulo ndikungowonera chubu (chizolowezi china chosayankhula). Tsopano, zinthu zomwe ndimadziuza ndekha nthawi zonse kuti ndiyenera kuchita, zomwe ndimaganiza kuti ndichita? Ndikuchita! Ndipo ndizodabwitsa. Zosangalatsa, kuwerenga, kucheza nawo. Ndili ndi galu tsopano.
“Mphatso” yachiwiri — ndipo izi zidzasiyana kwa anthu osiyanasiyana — ndi ndalama. Sindimagwiritsa ntchito ndalama zambiri zolaula, koma zokwanira kukhala wopusa komanso kuwononga ndalama. Madola mazana angapo omwe sindinagwiritsepo ntchito kuyambira nditasiya ntchito ndi abwino. Ndagula iPod yatsopano posachedwa ngati "Mphoto."
“Mphatso” yachitatu (ndi yomwe ndikuganiza kuti ndiyofunika kwambiri ndipo ndimaiyamikiradi) ndi chithunzi chodzikongoletsa chokha komanso kudzidalira. NDIMAKHULUPIRIRA kwambiri ndikakhala pagulu pano-monga usiku ndi usana-monga anthu amandifunsa zomwe ndasintha chifukwa ndimakonda kucheza kwambiri.
Zokhudza kugonana ndi akazi kapena amuna? Sindinatero. . . . POPANDA. . . kukhala ndi chidaliro chakuyandikira azimayi kuposa momwe ndiriri pano. Ndilimbikitsidwa kwambiri kufunafuna ndi kukhala ndi akazi enieni tsopano. (Ndipo ngakhale izi zitha kukhala vuto palokha- kwenikweni ndikugonana kwenikweni! Koma sindingadandaule za izi - ingosangalalani kwakanthawi.)
Ndikamadya zolaula ndikumenya, ndinali ndi nkhawa yayikulu pakugonana kwenikweni. Izo zatha. Ndilibe vuto. Ndizosangalatsa kudzutsidwa ndi tinthu tating'onoting'ono monga bulawuzi yowulula kapena tinthu tina tating'onoting'ono tating'onoting'ono kapena diresi yotentha kapena mkazi chabe wonyezimira tsitsi ndi zonunkhira - osati makanema aku "Cum Gurgling sluts".
Nthawi, ndalama, kukhudzika mtima, kudzikongoletsa, ndikungokhala ndi moyo wokhutiritsa zogonana kumapangitsa kuti ndisiye zolaula PAKUTI NDIPONSO ZITSANZO.
Chifukwa chake ngati muli munthu amene mutha kuwonera zolaula pa intaneti pang'ono? Hei, chabwino. Ine sindikukuweruzani inu ndi mphamvu zambiri kwa inu. Koma ngati simuli - ndipo mukudziwa ngati simuli - ndiye kuti muyenera kusiya kaye. Ndinayesa lonjezo "kamodzi pa sabata", ndipo silinachitike. Muyenera kusiya kwathunthu.
Njira zomwe ndidatenga.
- Anafafaniza khadi yanga yangongole yomwe ndimagwiritsa ntchito kugula zolaula
- Ndatsuka makompyuta anga ndi pulogalamu yochotsa adware
- Kuchotsa maulalo onse
- Ndinagula ndi kuyika zolaula zokhazokha zomwe zingandipangitse kuti ndigonjere mayesero nthawi yomweyo. (Kunena zowona, zolaula zimatsekereza zinthu zambiri zomwe sizolaula, ndipo zimatha kupweteka bulu. Koma ndichinthu chomwe ndikulolera kupilira chifukwa cha zabwino zonse.)
- Ndinkakhala ndi buku la miyezi itatu yoyambirira, ndikungofotokoza momwe ndikumvera ndikudula mitengo
- Amatchedwa abwenzi komanso abale usiku uliwonse, ngakhale abwenzi akale. Muzicheza ndi anthu ochezeka. Pitani ku malo ogulitsira khofi. ASAONETSE TUBE NDIKUYIMBITSA FINGERNAILS YENU- TCHITSE ZINA!
Kusintha kumene kumabwera nthawi yomweyo. Ndidawona patatha masiku atatu osadziseweretsa maliseche: kuchuluka kwa mphamvu, chidwi chochulukirapo, komanso kudzidalira kwakukulu. Pakatha mwezi? Zonse zinali padenga (ndipo mwezi wachiwiri usanathe ndinali nditagonana kwenikweni kwa nthawi yoyamba m'miyezi chifukwa ndimatha kufikira azimayi molimba mtima).
Chomwe chiri chodabwitsa ndichakuti zochepa zolaula zomwe ndimadya zomwe ndimakumbukira zenizeni. Zonsezi zili ngati chimphepo chachikulu tsopano. Ndiyenera kulimbikira kwambiri kukumbukira zochitika zolaula kapena makanema. Zimachoka mu ubongo wanu mwachangu kwambiri, ndipo zinthu zomwe ziyenera kukulimbikitsani monga ngati mtsikana wokongola sitima yovala bwino. Komanso.
Ndikufuna nditengere zinthu zingapo za abambo omwe akuwerenga izi.
Kuwerenganso magazini yanga usiku watha, ndidazindikira momwe masiku atatu oyambira amakhalira (momwe anthu amanenera kusiya kusuta.) Ndinalemba kuti ndikuganiza kuti ndisiyana ndi khofi (ndili ndi vuto la khofi yemwe sindisiya). Ndimamva mantha. Izi zidadutsa patatha masiku atatu ndipo zidasinthidwa ndi mphamvu zochulukirapo. Ndiye muzichita zomwe muyenera masiku atatu oyamba. Pitiliranibe. Zimakhala zosavuta.
Komanso - kuyambira zoyesayesa zanga zam'mbuyomu ndidaphunzira kuti ndinali ndi "zoyambitsa," komanso nthawi zomwe ndimakhala pachiwopsezo chofuna kuseweretsa maliseche. Phunzirani zanu kenako pangani njira zopewera kapena kuzichepetsera. Mwachitsanzo, nthawi yamasana yomwe ndimakonda kugonjetsedwa inali itatha chakudya cha m'ma 7PM. Ndidasintha ndandanda yanga, ndipo m'malo mopita ku masewera olimbitsa thupi m'mawa, ndimapita ku 7PM.
Chomwe chimandipangitsa kukhala wopambana ndikusunga zolemba zatsiku ndi tsiku-kungokumbukira tsiku ndi tsiku chifukwa chomwe ndimachitira izi-chifukwa chomwe ndimafunira kusiya. Ndinali nditaimapo kale — ndinali ndi masiku 30 — koma sindinkasunga mbiri. Ndataya zifukwa zanga; ndinamva kuti "ndachiritsidwa" blah blah. Sungani zolemba zanu!
Ndi malingaliro abodza onse okhudzana ndi maliseche kunja uko zidanditengera zaka kuzindikira vuto langa ndikuvomereza. Ndikofunikira kunyalanyaza zopanda pake za kavalo. Maliseche si "abwino." Zithunzi zolaula "sizachilendo."
Simungapeze khansa ya prostate. Simuyenera kuchita "kutsuka mapaipi." Umuna umazungulira mwachibadwa mkati ndi kunja kwa machende ako osafunikira kubowola nyongolotsi. Kufufuza kwaunyamata ndi chinthu chimodzi. Titha kutchedwa kuti mwachilengedwe kuseweretsa maliseche ukakhala ndi zaka 15. Koma ngati ndiwe wosakwatiwa wazaka 40 akumenyabe tsiku lililonse (ndikugwiritsa ntchito intaneti kapena zolaula), izi si "zachilengedwe" ndipo sizabwino ( m'njira zamaganizidwe ndi zakuthupi-osanenapo zauzimu-njira).
Ndikhulupilira kwambiri malingaliro a pro-bonitation mu gulu lachipatala pazaka zapitazi za 40 kapena chifukwa chake ndikuyandikira mulingo wa kusalandiridwa kwaupandu. Mibadwo yonse ya amuna yasokonekera ndi zamkhutu izi.
by Alex B
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