Hei nonse, dzina langa ndi - - ndipo ndine wosuta, koma ndakhala woyera kwa masiku 90.
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Ulendowu
Sindinasunge mwatsatanetsatane momwe masiku amapitira, koma kuwonera kwamunthu wina wa Fapstronaut ndikulongosola molondola komwe ndakhala, komanso komwe ndili pano http://i.imgur.com/kv3W1dM.png
Chokwanira kunena kuti iyi ndi imodzi mwamaulendo akulu kwambiri amoyo wanga, ndipo ngakhale zinali zotopetsa komanso nthawi zina zovuta, ndinapeza mphamvu ndikuphatikizira pano, ndikuwonera TV yabwino pomwe ndinali olephera awiri masabata (imo palibe manyazi kudya mopitirira muyeso mphamvu zanu zikakhala zochepa), ndikukhulupilira moona mtima pulogalamuyi. Ndisanayambe izi, ndimakonda kudzipha komanso kukhumudwa, ndikudziuza kuti mwina izi zimandipulumutsa, kapena ndimangodzipha ndikumaliza nazo.
Ndidakwanitsa. Ndipo tsopano inu miyoyo yovuta kuti muwerenge malingaliro anga pa izo.
Superpowers
Ndikuvomereza kuti zomwe anthu ena angazitche 'zazikuluzikulu' zilipo, ndipo samabwera atangokhala pa se, Ndikuganiza kuti ndi zotsatira zosapeweka zakusapondereza malingaliro anu, ndikuwona zenizeni. Ndisanachite izi, nthawi iliyonse ndikakhala ndi tsiku loipa kapena ngakhale ndikangotopedwa, ndimapanga chikondi chokoma pamanja langa ndipo zitheka; Kukhutira pompopompo. Mwachilengedwe, ndimanyenga thupi langa ndi ubongo wanga kuganiza kuti zonse zatupa, ngakhale zinali zotsutsana. Popeza kuti kugonana ndi mnzanu kumbali inayo kumachitika mosangalala (ndikhulupilira!), Izi ndikuganiza kuti ndikulimbikitsa kwamakhalidwe onse awiri, koma ndichisoni kuti ndiyese izi. Mwa njira zonse mutsimikizireni kuti ndalondola anyamata.
Sindinasanduke makina achikazi nthawi zonse ogonana ndi ma supermodel atatu okongola ndi amayi awo, koma zasintha malingaliro anga pochita ndi anyamata kapena atsikana. Ndikumva ngati ndikufuna, ndipo ndachita izi kamodzi kapena kawiri pakadali pano, sizingakhale zovuta kuti ndikhale ndi chidaliro ndikuyandikira akazi okongola omwe ndimawawona, koma sizanga. Pakadali pano cholinga ndikubwezeretsanso wakale-gf wanga ndikuwonetsa kuti ndikhoza kukhala bambo woyenera.
Ndimadzipezanso ocheperako ochezera pa intaneti masiku ano, komabe ndimatero nthawi zina. Kunena zowona izi ndi zabwino, zimachitika pang'onopang'ono ndipo zonse ndikupeza bwino.
Malo otsika
Izi ndizofunikira. Ndinawona kuti ngakhale pali zinthu zapaintaneti zokhudzana ndi malo owopsya, zimasowa pang'ono. 'Zabwino' zanga, ngati ndi zomwe anali, zinali zazikulu komanso zosiyanasiyana. Ndakumanapo ndi zocheperako, kukhumudwa, kukwiya kwambiri, nseru, kulira, kukwiya kwambiri, zizindikiro za chimfine (momwe zimamvera usiku usanatenge chimfine), kusowa tulo komanso kutopa kwambiri, ndipo pamapeto pake kuyambira tsiku 70 kupita mtsogolo, zochitika zapakatikati zakumva chisoni kwathunthu ndikudandaula kwanga konse. Nditha kungophunzira kwa iwo ndikuyesetsa kukhala munthu wabwino kwambiri kuyambira pano. Zomwe zakulirakulira zitha kukhala zabwino koma Yesu amadza pamtengo.
Monga tafotokozera pamwambapa, chikhulupiriro mu izi zidandithandiza, koma nthawi zonse ndikakhala nditatopa kwathunthu, ndikadandikakamiza kuti ndipite ndikakumana ndi anzanga zonse zikhala zabwino. Ndikukayikira zakupweteketsa zomwe zimayambira m'maganizo poyesera kuthana ndi zovuta zamatenda, zenizeni, komanso zokopa. Kwa aliyense yemwe akudutsa zomwezi tsopano: pitilizani, zimakhala bwino.
Zolemba zomaliza
Ndidapeza kuti zathandizidwa kuuza anthu pazinthu, komanso kuti ndikhale woonamtima kuyambira pano. Kungopereka mwachidule mwachidule za zabwino zomwe ndaziwona masiku 90:
- Chidaliro chochulukira kwa azimayi
- Manyazi ocheperako polankhula ndi aliyense
- Nyimbo, mafilimu ndi zojambulajambula zimandikhudza kwambiri
- Wowona mtima kwambiri komanso wotsutsana ndi ena
- Ngakhale sindimatsutsana kwambiri, ndimangopatsa ndalama zambiri nthawi zambiri, m'njira yabwino.
- Zolimbikitsidwa kwambiri kuti ndikwaniritse china chake ndikugwiritsa ntchito nthawi yanga mwanzeru (anatero kumapeto kwa nkhani yayitali ya Reddit. Eya, ndikudziwa)
- Makonda kwambiri, ndipo ndimayimbanso kwambiri. Pamenepo.
TL; Dr Ndi gehena imodzi yapaulendo wovuta, ndipo pomwe mudapondereza ndizovuta, koma ingochitani. Pokhapokha mutafuna kukhala m'dziko lopangika momwe munganamizire kuti zonse zili bwino pomwe sizili bwino, mukule ndikusiya kuseweretsa maliseche. Ndizosavuta kwenikweni.
Mulungu, wodziwika.
LINK - Lipoti la tsiku la 90 - Ulendo wanga, malingaliro anga, ndi upangiri wanga: pitilizani.
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