Zaka 22 - masiku 90: Ndine munthu wosiyana kotheratu

Hei anyamata ndangopanga masiku 90 opanda zolaula zokoma ndikuganiza kuti ndigawana nkhani yanga. … SHITSI YOYERA YOPHUNZITSA NDINAYIPANGIRA, NDI UMOYO MOYO ?! NDALOTA ZA TSIKU LAKALE KWAMBIRI !!!!

Masiku ambiri opanda chiyembekezo komanso kutaya mtima, kuyambiranso kuyambiranso, zochitika zamanyazi za erectile, sindinkaganiza kuti nditha kuzikwanitsa masiku a 90, zimangowoneka ngati zosatheka. NDIMADZIWA momwe MUKUKHIRIRA. Chomwe ndinganene ndikuyamwa mwana wamfumu ndipo pitilizani zonama, ngati ndachita ndiye kuti mutha kuchita. Kugonana kwake kuyenera.

Maphunziro anga akulu:

  • Kulimbikira ndiyo njira YEKHA yopambana pachilichonse, mphindi yomwe mudzataye mwatayika; CHABWINO. PITIRIZANI. KUPITA.
  • Zobwerera ndizophunzira chabe. Kubwereranso kulikonse komwe ndikadakhala nako ndikanaphunziranso zina zomwe zimayambitsa kapena kusinthasintha kwina (kusinkhasinkha kumathandizira kuzindikira izi).
  • Kusintha ndi koyipa ngati sikwabwino kuposa kuwombera zolaula zanu, sinthani zida zanu mukafuna, osadzikhululukiranso. ZERO TOLERANCE.
  • Zolaula zimasangalatsa kwambiri, ndimakonda kukonda makanema a 50 ndikuthandizira kuyika ana a Mr. Kleenex ku koleji. Sindiweruza aliyense amene amatenga zolaula, sindine m'modzi wa anthu amenewo, ndi amene NDINANGOGANIZIRA KUKHALA. Mukayamba kusiya, yesetsani pezani chizindikiritso chatsopano, mudziwuzeni kuti "sindine amene ndimaonera zolaula". ZOSAVUTA. Sichisiya malo aliwonse oyerekeza, simukusowa chifukwa chokwanira.
  • Kusintha tinyanga nthawi ndi nthawi (palibe zongopeka, palibe zolaula) ndi njira yabwino yothetsera nthunzi ndikuchepetsa zofuna. MDANI WIKULU NDI PORN. Tikungobweretsanso ubongo wathu, ndipo kuseweretsa maliseche kwachilengedwe ndi gawo la madera athanzi labwino.

Ndinali ndani pamene ndinayamba:

  • Wow ndinali munthu wosiyana kwambiri, monga kulandiridwa ku Pathetic Town, kuchuluka kwa anthu: me aka fagot.
  • Ndinkadzimva kuti ndine wolakwa komanso ndinkachita manyazi. Sindinathe kuyang'anitsitsa maso ndi anthu. Ndingagonjetsedwe ndi mantha poyanjana.
  • Mwina nthawi zonse amafuna kumeza pansi.
  • Palibe chidziwitso kumene ndikupita mmoyo.
  • Maso akuda, khungu loipa, mau ofooka, NO KUDZIWA.
  • Kukhumudwa koopsa ndi kukambirana.
  • Kusagwirizana ndi anthu opanda mabwenzi enieni
  • Kodi cholinga cha mtsikana aliyense, chinali chowopsya kwa iwo
  • Zonsezi zinangomverera ngati panali fogking mdima wandiweyani wotsalira pa moyo wanga
  • Khalani ndi vuto -> onerani zolaula -> pitirizani kumva zoipa -> onerani zolaula -> NDIMAKHALA NDIKUMVETSA KWAMBIRI

Ndili ndani tsopano:

  • Kuda nkhawa ndi moyo, munthu wokondwa kwambiri
  • Odzaza ndi mphamvu
  • Liwu lozama, khungu labwino, maso okhwima, KUDZIWA KWAMBIRI
  • Matabwa a mmawa 😀
  • Angathe kuona chithunzi chachikulu, ndikuphunzira zambiri kuchokera paulendo uno
  • Kudalira mkhalidwe wa chikhalidwe ndi kulankhula ndi alendo ndi okondedwa
  • Anayang'ana pa maloto anga ndi zokondweretsa
  • Wotchuka, pangani anzanu mosavuta, amatha kufotokoza ndekha
  • Atsikana otentha amandisowa - ndichiyani?
  • Nkhungu yanyamula ndipo zovuta kufotokozera momwe moyo uliri wabwino pambuyo pake.

IWO NDI MOYO WOONA.

Kupereka zolaula kwandipatsa mphamvu zokhala ndi zizolowezi zina zomwe zandithandiza kwambiri kukula kwanga monga munthu, zinthu monga kusinkhasinkha tsiku ndi tsiku, kuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi ndikudya wathanzi ndizofunikira, koma langizo langa ndiyoti ndiyambira kamodzi panthawi pokhapokha ngati mukumva ngati muli ndi zizolowezi zanu zina DOSA. Tili ndi kuchuluka kogwiritsa ntchito tsiku lililonse.

Chifukwa chake ndikhulupirira kuti ma chimbudzi anga akhale othandiza kwa inu anyamata. Ndikufuna kuthokoza inu amayi chifukwa chokhala gulu lothandiza kwambiri, tonse ndife amphamvu.

~ Max

LINK - Masiku a 90, kodi moyo weniweniwo?

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