Moni a Fapstronauts,
Chabwino, ndapanga ... masiku a 90 mchikwama! Makina olimba! Palibe kusintha! Zovuta kwambiri kubwera kuno, ndipo ndidzayesa kugawana maupangiri anga onse, kusuntha kowona mtima m'moyo wanga, nkhani zina zosangalatsa, ndipo ndiyesetsa kulemba kuchokera pansi pamtima.
Zabwino, choyambirira, zikomo kwa Mulungu kuti ndinapanga kukhala pano. Zikadapanda iye, sindikadachita. Tithokoze gulu langa, "Real Manness Awaits" pondithandizira njira iliyonse. Zikomo noneForMeThanks, Goblin, Hatikva, ndi rtw623… Inu anyamata ndinu odabwitsa, ozizira ... ozizira enieni.
Okey doke! Pemphero… Pemphero lidandithandiza. Kuwerenga Bayibulo usiku uliwonse kunathandizanso, ndipo Augustine Tsiku ndi Tsiku ... Ndi buku labwino. Ndi mndandanda wazolembedwa ndi Mroma Katolika wotchedwa Augustine. Iye ndi Woyera yemwe adalimbana kwambiri ndi machimo azakugonana asanapeze kuwala kwa nkhope ya Mulungu. Chomwe chinandithandizanso chinali mvula yambiri yozizira yomwe ndatenga ... Ngati simumakhala ndi nyengo yozizira kapena osakonda kusefukira kwamvula, muyenera kutero. Amathandiza kwambiri. Kutha kugwira ntchito zolimba kumathandizanso. Kuziletsa kumakuthandizani kuti mukhale ankhanza kwambiri ndipo mutha kugwira ntchito molimbika komanso mwamphamvu kulimbitsa thupi kwanu…
Kusintha m'moyo wanga ndikodabwitsadi ... Ndili ndi maluso omwe sindinawone m'moyo wanga. Sindichita manyazi kukhalanso m'matchalitchi oyandikana nawo, zinthu zopatulika, kapena banja ndi abwenzi. Ndine wachichepere woyera ... ndipo ndili ndi Mzimu Woyera! Mwachipembedzo ndimamva bwino, koma atsikana ndi komwe ndimawona kupita patsogolo kwambiri ... Atsikana andipatsa nambala yawo ya pepala, achinyamata okongola akutumiza misozi ndikumwetulira ndikudya, atsikana pa prom I Sindikudziwa ngakhale kuti amamugwedeza, kumwetulira, ndikuyang'ana kwa ine (atsikana azaka zapamwamba ... Ndine sophomore)! Sindimakondanso atsikana, motero ndizodabwitsa kwambiri!
Chinanso chomwe ndazindikira ndikuti masukulu anga abwerera! Ndimakonda kuwongolera ma A… Nditabweranso ku chizolowezi changa chazakugonana amasiya ma B ndi ma C… Mukudziwa chiyani? Onse abwerera kuma A ndipo ndimawakonda!
Pa zaka zitatu zolaula komanso kudziwika kwa akazi m'mutu mwanga, ndinali wopusa kwenikweni. Mutha kuyesera kundiphunzitsa kena kake, koma sindinathe kuzipeza… Ndimalingalira kuti panali vuto ndi ine. Ndinayesa kudziletsa (ndikumangika kambiri) kwa miyezi ya 2, pafupifupi theka la chaka ndisanapeze NoFap. Sukulu yanga inali yabwino, ndipo moyo wanga wozungulira sunali wabwino! Ndidapumula pambuyo pa miyezi ya 2 ndipo ndidayamba kuchita zofananira zomwe ndidakhalako… Ma degree anga adatsikira kwa ma B ndi ma C, ndipo ndidakhala wopusa komanso waulesi. Ndipamene ndinayamba ulendo wanga wopita Kumwamba!
Sindimafunanso kuonera zolaula! M'masiku awa a 90, ndinafikira waaaaaay pansi pamtima wanga wofooka, ndipo ndidakulira kulimba mtima ndikukumana ndi mutuwu!
Pomaliza, ndikufuna kuthokoza Alexander Rhodes. Ngati sizinali za Mr. Rhode, ndikadakhala munthu wodabwitsayo yemwe palibe amene akufuna kulankhula naye…
Tithokoze Mulungu, Alexander Rhodes, Nofap, Real Manhood Awaits, komanso kwa onse omwe amandichirikiza ndikafuna thandizo,
~ Squeaky Moyo
ulusi: Squeaky Solo Yakwanitsa Masiku a 90!
by Squeaky Solo
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