Manyaziwa amakukwera, mukudziwa? Zizolowezi zoyipa zazing'ono; zizolowezi zabwino. Kupsinjika kudya. Kuchotsa katundu kumaliseche madzulo. Zimafika poipiraipira, ndipo posakhalitsa ndiwe chule m'madzi otentha; galu m'nyumba yoyaka.
Izi zili bwino, mukuti.
Ndinali ndi vuto lalikulu la erectile chifukwa cha zomwe ndimaganiza kuti ndizovuta zolaula. Ndikulakalaka kwambiri moyo wanga wogonana komanso ubale wanga. Ndidavalanso tani yolemera ndipo ndidakhala ndi zizolowezi zina zoyipa zoyipa mpaka zaka zapakati. Zinandipanga ine cholozera chala (si ine mu timu koma nthawi zonse ndimakhala ndi MULUNGU); bulu waulesi owawa osalumikizana ndi anthu kwinaku ndikudzipukuta kumbuyo kukhala WAMUNTHU WAMODZI AMABWERETSA ALIYENSE ngakhale moyo unali wongopeka, kulowa pansi, kusiya.
Ndikulakalaka ndikadakuwuzani kuti ndidatulutsa lupangalo pamiyalayo, kapena ndimazindikira modabwitsa mumsewu wopanda kanthu mtawuni mkati mwa bingu. Izi zidachitika motere: Marichi 1, ndimatsegula zenera la incognito kuti ndikumbe ma machubu ena. Ndidaima. Anati mokweza; 'Kodi tsokali ndi chiyani?' Anatseka. Ndinapita ndikukawona Star Trek Deep Space Nine pa netiweki ina. Musati mukumbukire chochitika kapena zotsatsa, zingokumbukirani kuti ndinali m'chifunga china nditakhala pamenepo pakama. Kuganizira zazizolowezi zoipa zonsezi, komanso momwe adadzipezera.
Ndinayamba kudziletsa tsiku lotsatira, ngakhale sindinatchule dzina lake mpaka mtsogolo.
Lero ndi tsiku 89. Pakadali pano masiku 89 kuti awonongeke pafupi ndi miniti, ndipo m'malo momatsegula zenera la osatsegula, ndikulemba izi.
Kodi zinthu zili bwino? Inde. Patatha milungu ingapo, ndinayamba kuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi. (PATSANI MABWANA ANU KWA GYM, akutero) Woyandikana nawo, pafupi ndi nyumba, kuti ndinali membala zaka zapitazo. Zabwino, zazing'ono. Sindinamve liwu lija likundiuza 'Hei mafuta, mukuyesera chiyani, pitani mukatenge Chik Fil A'. Chabwino, ndidatero, koma ndimafanizira mawuwo ndi chikho chofufumitsa cha thukuta chomwe chimayenera kubzala kutsogolo kwa kompyuta usiku uliwonse kuti apeze ma jollies ake. Ndinamuseka ndipo ndimadzilimbitsa ndekha.
Zakudya zabwino, ndinasintha. Ntchito yayenda bwino, anthu amachita mosiyanasiyana mukayamba kuwala pang'ono, ace mmwamba. Mphamvu zinakhala bwino. Tulo linakhala bwino kwambiri. Ndipo sindingakhale wotsimikiza zana, koma ndikuganiza kuti ubale wanga wabwerera. Kumutenga uyu pang'onopang'ono. Ndakhala kunja, sindinakwiye kwambiri. Ndipo ndikukhala bwino tsiku lililonse. Kukonza zowonongekazo.
Tsopano ndikuti ndakhala wosasunthika kwathunthu. Palibe zolimbikitsa zilizonse. Pafupifupi ndinaganiza nthawi ina ndimayenera kuyesa gawoli, kuti ndiwonetsetse kuti zonse zili bwino. Sindinatero. Pamene mzimu chabe wa chithunzicho ubwera, ndimaganizira za thumba lachisoni lija la zoyipa; ndiye ndikukumbukira kuti mwanayo amafuna thandizo. Gawo loyambalo linali lolimba ndipo amayenera kuchita yekha.
Ndikukhumba inu anyamata muchite bwino. Ngakhale mutalephera nthawi zana (ine ndalephera, powerengera, kuzungulira nthawi chikwi, kuyesa "kuyambiranso" ndipo ndikuganiza kuti ndiwongoyerekeza). Ndikuganiza kuti mumavala poyesayesa ndikuyesera kulikonse, ndiyeno tsiku lina, mudzagwera mchimake ndi kuyamba kugaya.
Kuti mupeze zabwino.
Ndine wazaka 40. Ndazindikira kuti "matabwa am'mawa" abwerera, chifukwa chake ndikuwerengera kuti izi zikukonzekera.
LINK - Masiku a 89 masiku ano-report-semi Monk mode (tldr / nsfw)
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