Ndili ndi zaka 41. Ndinayamba kugwiritsa ntchito zolaula cha m'ma 1989. Anzanga ndi ine timagwirizanitsa ma VHS VCRs kuti tipange ndikugawana makope apamwamba a tepi-to-tepi a zolaula zilizonse zomwe tingathe kuzigwira. Ndikatenga izi kunyumba kwa PMO. Ndimatha kuyimba zikwangwani ndikudikirira moleza mtima kuti nditsitse zithunzi imodzi imodzi. Ndikadasunga izi ndikuyang'ana PMO.
Munthawi yonseyi, ndinali ndi mwayi wokhala ndi atsikana ambiri okondeka - ena mwa iwo omwe amasangalala ndi P - ndipo alibe zovuta zogonana.
Pamene http ndi intaneti zidayamba kugwira ntchito za 1993, ndimakhala ndikumayimba pafupipafupi kutsitsa zithunzi za PMO (pafupifupi tsiku lililonse) ndikusonkhanitsa zosonkhanitsa zambiri. Ndinapitilizabe kukhala ndi zibwenzi za nthawi yayitali komanso zogonana zopanda mavuto. Chakumapeto kwa masiku anga ochezera pa intaneti, zidayamba kutheka kutsitsa makanema afupikitsa komanso otsika kwambiri. Ndinkapanga mapepala oti ndikhale nawo nthawi yomweyo ndikakhala ndi nthawi yopanda mavuto kumtunda ndi chibwenzi changa - ndiye ndimatha kusinthira pamodzi kuti ndipange mphindi zochepa za PMO.
Ndinakwatirana mu 2001 ndipo ndidatenga ADSL yanga yoyamba (inu achinyamata mungayitchule kuti 'broadband') pambuyo pake. Ndimagonana bwino ndi mkazi wanga koma ndimapezanso nthawi kwa PMO kangapo pamlungu pazithunzi ndikujambula vidiyo. Ndikuganiza kuti masamba azithunzi zolaula adayamba kuwonekera mozungulira 2009, ndipo ndimaganiza kuti anali abwino kutengera zero-PMO pomwe mkazi anali panja kapena ayi. Mwinanso mwina patatha chaka chimodzi ndidazindikira kuti nthawi zina ED.
Ndinadzipezera ipad1 ya Krisimasi 2010. Patangopita mphindi zochepa ndinali nditatulutsa msakatuli wa ma incognito, masamba azolaula opanda zosewerera komanso mafaelo otetezedwa kuti asawonedwe pa intaneti. PMO idakhala kamodzi patsiku osachepera ndipo nthawi zambiri imakhala yochulukirapo. Ndinkangotenga ipad yanga kubafa kapena kupita ndi ine paulendo wabizinesi kapena pafupi ndi ine ndikugwira ntchito kunyumba. Izi zidapitilira ndikuti magawo a ED amakhala ochulukirachulukira.
Ndinazindikira mu 2011 ndi 2012 kuti ndikapita kutchuthi ndi banja langa sindikadakhala ndi ED patatha masiku angapo ndikulimbikitsidwa kwambiri ndi mkazi wanga. Ine ndi mkazi wanga tonse tinayika izi pansi paphindu la tchuthi ndipo, ergo, tinadzudzula ED wanga pamavuto. Ndikumbukira m'mbuyo, ndizosangalatsa kudziwa kuti ipad yanga ndi zina zilizonse zolaula sizinatengeredwe patchuthi chimenecho.
Pakati pa Khrisimasi 2012 ED yanga idakhala pafupipafupi. Ndinawonjezera kugwiritsa ntchito zolaula ndikupeza kuti ndimayenera kukhala wokwiya kwambiri ndi M wanga komanso ndimasiyana kwambiri ndi P kuti ndipeze erection ndikufika ku O. Ndili ndi lingaliro loti kukakamiza erection kungathandize mwanjira ina ED yomwe ili ndi vuto langa mkazi. The ED idakulirakulira mwachangu kwambiri. Tidayesetsa kuti tisapanikizike.
Kufufuza pa intaneti kunapereka upangiri wabwinowu wokhudza kupsinjika ndi nkhawa.Masabata angapo a ED (komabe kukakamiza PMO munthawi yachinyengo kungathandize) ndinali wokonzeka kupita kwa dokotala.
Kenako, pa 14th Feb 2013, ndidakhumudwa ndi lingaliro la PIED ndi tsambali ndi YBOP. OO MULUNGU WANGA! Chifukwa chiyani aliyense sakudziwa za izi?! Chifukwa chiyani sanatchulidwe patsamba la wikipedia kapena masamba aboma! Ndinasiya kuyang'ana zolaula tsiku lomwelo, ndikuchotsa zolaula zanga zonse pazida zanga zonse. Pambuyo pa masiku a 2 ndinapita kumalo otsetsereka. Dick wofota, wotuwa, wakufa yemwe samafuna kuchitira aliyense chilichonse. Ndizowopsa monga momwe aliyense akunenera - koma ndidakhala ndi chitsimikizo cha anthu ammudzi kuti sizachilendo.
Ndikulingalira ndili ndi mwayi waukulu kuti nkhalango zam'mawa zimawoneka pafupipafupi pakatha milungu iwiri. Mwadzidzidzi ndinazindikira kuti ndakhala ndisanakhale ndi nkhuni zammawa kwazaka zambiri. Ndinayiwala kuti zinali zachilendo kukhala ndi nkhuni zammawa. Kupatula matabwa a mornig akadali Dick wakufa.
Pambuyo pa masabata pafupifupi 3, moyenera kapena molakwika, ndidatenga mtengo wammawa ndipo M adayambitsa madzi O. Ndinagonana ndi mkazi wanga (yemwe anali wokondwa kuti ndiyenera kukhala 'wopanda nkhawa' ndipo tidabwereranso kuzogonana nthawi zambiri kuposa kale, ndimayendedwe abwinoko kuposa zaka zam'mbuyomu.
Kenako kumapeto kwa Epulo mwadzidzidzi ndidakhala ndi sabata lina ziwiri mosasunthika. Mkazi wanga adanditulutsa pabedi m'mawa wina Lamlungu ndipo ndakhala ndi nyonga kuyambira pamenepo.
Maganizo:
- Sindikunyadira kuti sindinamuuze mkazi wanga. Ndikadakhala kuti nthawi yayitali ndimalakalaka ndikadaganiza kuti ndikadamuuza.
- Ndikuganiza kuti ndili ndi mwayi waukulu kuti ndasintha mwachangu chonchi. Mwinanso izi zikukhudzana ndi kukhala wachikulire yemwe anali ndi zibwenzi asanakhale ndi zolaula zambiri.
- Woods zam'mawa, zokongoletsa zokhazokha ndi mkazi wanga ndizolimba kuposa momwe ndingakumbukire kukhala ndi zaka kapena makumi.
- Betwen ndinkachita zinthu mosasamala ndidachita PMO kamodzi. Kenako ndinakhumudwa ndekha.
- Ndakhala ndikuchita MO kamodzi pa sabata - kupatula panthawi yogona.
- Pepani sindinathandizepo pamabwalo awa kale. Asintha moyo wanga ndipo ndikuthokoza modabwitsa zonse zomwe ndawerenga pano.
- Ndakhumudwitsidwadi kuti vutoli (ndi njira yake yosavuta, ngati yovuta,) silikudziwika mochulukira. Ndatumiza ndemanga ku tsamba lothandizira anthu azaumoyo ku UK kuti awone ngati angaganize zowonjezera PIED ngati chochititsa ED pamasamba othandizira. Ine mwina ndipita ku wikipedia.
Pomaliza, sindinauze munthu wamoyo wina za ulendowu. Ndapeza kuti kulemba izi kuti ndikumasulidwa. Chifukwa chake, ndimakukondani anyamata.
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