Ndachita masiku 102 kale. Tsopano kuyambira pomwe ndidabwereranso m'miyezi ingapo yapitayi, ndikukumbukira momwe zinthuzi zimagwirira ntchito.
- Mudzagona ngati shit kwa sabata limodzi kapena apo, ndiye kuti mugona ngati mwana.
- Osachita masewera olimbitsa thupi = Mankhwala Opanda Mankhwala Okhazikika kapena Leaky Faucets
- "O pang'ono chabe, sindinapweteke" = Kuphedwa kwa Umuna kapena Mitsinje ya Valiva
- Palibe kutanganidwa kwakuthupi kapena kowoneka bwino = Jizznado kapena Clitquake
- Maliseche sikukuthandizani kugona.
- Muzimva kuti ndinu achichepere, ndipo, ngati muli ndi nkhawa, bulu wanu wopanda chidwi adzamvanso.
- Ndimalakalaka kukhala ndi ubale wapamtima komanso wachikondi ndi azimayi zomwe zimandithandiza kuti ndizimva pafupi ndi iwo. Pamodzi ndi kulota za hardit coitus zomwe zimandipangitsa kuti ndizimva bwino zogonana azimayi.
- Kusunthira kunja kwa gooch
- Kuphunzira kumawerama ngati chinkhupule, kupatula masiku omwe radar yanu yakubadwidwe ikukoka zingwe zanu kuzungulira ma tah-tahs ndi ma boodabooms.
- Izi sizimakupatsani chidaliro komanso chidziwitso pokhapokha mutagwiritsa ntchito 'chirombo' ku NGAF.
- Muyamba kumva dzuwa likuwala ngakhale mitambo, masiku osakwanira.
- Kuchita izi mwaufulu sikofunikira. Uzani anzanu za izi. Uzani wina za izo. Ngakhale atakuseketsa. Ngati ali abwenzi anu enieni, adzakuthandizani ngakhale akuganiza kuti ndi gulu lazopusa. Afunseni kuti akuyendetseni kwakanthawi. Afunseni kuti ayende. Afunseni kuti achite CHINTHU. Afunseni ngati zili bwino kuwaimbira nthawi iliyonse usiku kuti achitepo kanthu nanu. Ngati simungapeze bwenzi kuti likuthandizeni. Chitani izi nokha, koma mumakhazikika kwambiri mumalingaliro anu nthawi zambiri.
- Osamwa zakumwa zilizonse pokhapokha ngati muchita zachiwerewere chifukwa chakumwa chakumwa chimapanga kuyamwa komwe kungakutsekerezeni ngati mukakanda.
- Ndiwe ubongo nthawi zonse ukuyesera kukunyengerera. Imodzi yomwe ubongo wanga wabwera nayo ndipo ndabwereranso pa izi: "Tangoyang'ana pang'ono", "Ngati ndingoyesa kuchita zomwe sizachilendo kuseweretsa maliseche (monga kupendekera china chake [mopepuka] kapena 'kuganiza' ) ndiye ndingonena kuti greenhorning "," Ndiyang'ana koma osachita maliseche "," Ndikuganiza kuti pali zotupa pamenepo. Kulibwino ndigwedezeko pang'ono "," Ndikudabwa kuti Sarah akupanga chiyani pa Facebook "," Yah, ndiyang'ana Game of Thrones ".
- Mudzimva ngati mukuyankhula ndi anthu omwe simumalankhula nawo kawirikawiri. Simungachite pokhapokha mutadzipereka.
- Kudzimva moyipa pobwerera m'mbuyo kumangoyambitsa kuyambiranso
- Kusunga zolemba za zomwe mwakumana nazo (kulembetsa zabwino zomwe mumawona komanso momwe mumamvera mukabwereranso) kumathandiza ZOTHANDIZA, esp. pamene uli pafupi kudzipereka wekha dzanja.
- Kuda nkhawa = Kupanga kokhala ndi nyanga komwe kumabweretsa ku Compulsive Cathartic Paroxysmal Auto-Pleasure. Pezani malo omwe si maliseche. Kuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi ndichabwino kwambiri!
- Mupeza kuti mulowe m'malo mwa zinthu zina zolakwika zovulaza. Ndinayamba kudya zakudya zambiri zopanda pake kwakanthawi, kenako kusuta fodya, kenako ndikuonera zolaula, kenako kubwereranso maliseche, kenako kumapeto kwa masewerowa, ndikumangokhala ndi maphunziro, kudzipereka komanso kuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi.
- Pezani chithandizo chodzikonzera. Ogonjerawa ndi golide.
- Msungwana / mnyamata wosasangalatsa / woipa amene mumacheza nawo? Yah, mufuna kukhala ndi kachetechete ndi otchera-pansi ndi shim. Mudzanong'oneza bondo.
- Kwa kanthawi, mudzakwiya pazinthu zina popanda chifukwa.
- Mphamvu zamtendere zimafalikira kuzinthu zonse!
- Mufuna mtundu. Ntchito, kudzipereka, malo okhazikika, etc. Kupanga nyumba yanu kukhala malo okhawo nthawi zonse kumakupangitsani kuti mufune kuyatsa nyongolotsi kapena chiweto.
- Fotokozani zolinga! Ngati mukuwombera kena kake, cholinga.
- Dzifotokozereni nokha!
- Funani mankhwala! Chimodzi mwazinthu za "anti-overdoing autonomy". Zowonadi, ndikuganiza kuti ALIYENSE padziko lapansi lino amafunika chithandizo m'miyoyo yawo nthawi ina. Zimakuthandizani kukhala ndi maluso okuthandizani kuthana ndi kupsinjika komwe kumakupangitsani kuzolowera.
- MUDZAYAMBA kukonda zolaula ndi zina zoyambitsa zakale. Ndimakumbukira kumverera kwa china chake ngati kulowa mu mzimu kamodzi ndikabwereranso, ndipo ndidagona pakama kuti ndimve 'milomo yamilomo' pamilomo yanga. Chidali chikhumbo chachikulu kuti ndikhale ndi thupi la azimayi kumeneko, kupondaponda, kucheza ndi ena, kuti ndisamayandikire. Ndimadana ndikumverera kumeneko. Kusungulumwa kukugogoda pakhomo lanu lakumaso.
- Tsatirani maloto anu! Ngakhale akuwoneka openga bwanji! Dzikhulupirireni! Ndipo ngati simukhulupirira nokha, khulupirirani ine amene ndikukhulupirira inu!
- Kuchotsa kumakhala kwakanthawi. Ngakhale atatha masiku a 102. Ndidali ndi mitundu yanga yambiri yosafunikira. Topetsani iwo, komanso kumbukirani kuti ena ali bwino pakukhazikitsa kugonana chifukwa, mutabwerako, ma fetish amatha kukhala zonunkhira kwa fuckloaf.
- Mutha kukhala ndi zilakolako zoyipa zomwe zimatsutsana ndi malingaliro anu azakugonana kwakanthawi. Malingaliro ogonana, malingaliro ogonana amuna kapena akazi okhaokha, malingaliro owongoka? Kodi zikuchitika mdziko lenileni? Ayi. Ndipo adzachoka pamapeto pake. Ngati sichoncho, mwina mwapeza malingaliro anu osasintha, chitanipo kanthu. Kupatula kugona ndi ana sikuli koyenera.
Amuna akulu. Izi zidzakhala chimodzi mwazinthu zovuta kwambiri zomwe mudachitapo m'moyo wanu, koma munthu mungamve kukhala wamoyo.
by David_Coron
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