Onani blog iyi: Mmene Mungaperekere Zithunzi Zolaula
M'thumba lapitalo, Ndidanenanso kuti kuzindikira kuti zolaula ndi zosokoneza bongo komanso zomwe zili zoyipa kwa anyamata masiku ano, zidzagwidwa ndi malingaliro achipembedzo, kutanthauza kuti kuseweretsa maliseche ndizolakwika kumakupangitsani kuti muwoneke ngati wopembedza wokonda zachipembedzo. Ndapita masiku 50 osaphatikizaponso osakwapula, ndipo maubwino akhala, chabwino… mwamphamvu zedi. Palibe zolaula, palibe maliseche omwe amakupindulitsani chimodzimodzi ndimasewera abwino, kapena mapaundi ena khumi amtundu. Mukufuna kukhala m'modzi mwa anthu osatekeseka omwe amapita ku zolaula, kapena kulephera kukonzekera, kapena kugonjera zolaula zochulukirapo? Ayi. Kenako perekani zinthuzo. Ubwino wake ndi:
1: Kuwonjezera kugonana pagalimoto. Zikuwoneka kuti nthano yakuti kuseweretsa maliseche kumachulukitsa testosterone. Fuck kuti shit. Sindinayambe ndakhala wamanyazi, wokwiya kwambiri. Phatikizani izo ndi chakudya cha ketogenic, kukweza, kuwonjezera, ndipo ndinu mtundu wina wa chilombo. Izi zimabweretsa ...
2: Amayi ndithudi amakusangalatsani. Kwa nthawi yoyamba m'moyo wanga, ndakhala ndi amayi akuyandikira kwa ine. Tsopano, apatsidwa, mmodzi wa iwo anali ndi zaka khumi ndi zinayi atavala pamwamba pa tank, koma ngakhale, izi zikupita patsogolo. Azimayi akudandaula kwambiri pa ine, ioi, kapena akuyesera kukankhira njira zawo kumalo anga. Sindikutsimikiza ngati pali chinthu china cha pheromone chomwe chikuchitika pano, kapena ngati ndikuzindikira chizindikiro nthawi yoyamba, kapena ngati ndikuzunguliridwa ndi gulu la zodabwitsa zopanda pake ndipo ndinu Ambuye fucking Bryon poyerekezera, koma ndithudi.
3: Liwu lozama. Masiku ano, ndimamveka ngati Barry White, wachilendo kwambiri.
4: Zowonjezera zambiri. Mukakhala ndi thanki yodzaza, zolinga zanu zimakhala zenizeni. Kugwiritsa ntchito bwino kuli bwino. Cholimbikitso cholembera chiripo. Simukufuna kukhala pansi povina masewera omasulira. Mukufuna kupita kunja uko, khalani munthu wabwino kwambiri amene mungakhale. Izi zimapangitsa kuti mukhale osamvetseka kuchokera ku lingaliro la chisinthiko, pambuyo pa zonse, ndani amene akufuna kupanga shit, atatha kukuwombera?
5: Kugonana kosangalatsa. Kodi pali chinthu china chokhutiritsa kuposa kungothamanga pamatope a lassie?
6: Kugona bwino. Kugona bwino ndi chimodzi mwazoyala za thupi ndi malingaliro amphamvu. Palibe wowongolera.
7: Mumasunga nthawi. Nthaŵi imeneyo ikuwombera, tsopano yagonjetsedwa. Lankhulani mbalame, werengani mabuku, zirizonse zomwe mumakonda.
8: Maloto. Mudzapeza maloto onyowa kachiwiri. Koma ngati izo sizikusokonezani inu, mukhoza kukhala ndi maloto odzala ndi okongola, komwe mumakwera njinga ndi ...
9: Mudzawoneka bwino. Khungu langa limveka bwino, mithunzi yakuda pansi pa maso yatha. Tsopano, munthu akhoza kunena kuti izi zimakhala bwino kwambiri, koma ndi choncho. Kwa anyamata omwe ali ndi tsitsi lochepa kwambiri, ndakhala ndikupunthwa ndi zowerengeka za anthu omwe adatulutsa tsitsi lawo atasiya kugonana. Fuark.
10: phukusi lalikulu. Mukusamala, mukudziwa kuti mumatero!
11: Kuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi mwamphamvu. Kudzipereka, kusowa kolowera, kumatanthauza kuti mupitabe kuukira zolemera zija. Ndatuluka m'chipinda chosindikizira cha benchi, ndipo ndimanena kuti sindinayang'ane zolaula.
Kotero, ngati mutagulitsidwa kale (ndipo ndikulembera ma akaunti a anthu omwe apindula ndi izi), ndilemba mndandanda wa zothandizira kuti musapambane. Koma poyamba:
1: Ichi ndi chinthu chovuta kuchita. Mukuyenda mozungulira ndi dopamine, circulatory brain and cortox prefrontal. Kuwala kwakukulu kwenikweni. Pali mwayi wabwino, kuti ichi chidzakhala chinthu chovuta kwambiri kusiya
2: Chifukwa cha izo, musamadzimve chisoni, ngati mutathamanga. Pali maphunziro owerengeka kunja uko omwe amasonyeza kuti anthu, omwe amamva chisoni chifukwa cholephera, amatha kugwa pa ngolo mochuluka pamene nthawi ikupitirira. Ingozisiya ndikupitirira.
Tsopano, nsonga.
1: Sakani K9 pa kompyuta yanu. Pangani neno lachinsinsi chinachake chomwe simungathe kukumbukira. Chosavuta ndi chakuti mungathe kuchichotsa mosavuta, koma, izo zimatenga nthawi, ndipo panthawi yomwe mutero, mudzafika mu malingaliro anu mofulumira kwambiri.
2: Ngati muli ndi laputopu, gwiritsani ntchito pamalo omwe anthu angayende nawo nthawi iliyonse. Mwachiwonekere, simukufuna kuti mumayendamo mukuchita zomwezo ...
3: Mukadzuka mmawa, nyamuka mwamsanga. Ngati muli ndi matabwa a m'mawa, kenaka pitani kumoto. Apo ayi mungapsere, ndipo fuckupery ikukwera mmwamba. Pezani bulu wanu mumadzi ozizira ndikufika kuntchito.
4: Chotsani chilichonse chowongolera. Chotsani zinyama, magazini, mafuta, ngakhale zinthu zosayenerera monga magazini ya Sears catalog ingakhale ikugwa.
5: Khalani ndi lassie yomwe imakonda kukwera. Ngati mwataya madzi kwambiri, simungayende bwino.
6: Gulani ndikugwiritsa ntchito magnesium mafuta. Mafuta a Magnesium amalimbitsa ziwalo zamaubongo anu zomwe zimakhudzana ndikupanga zisankho ndi kufunitsitsa. Izi zikamakulirakulira, mumachepa kuyesedwa.
7: Khalani athanzi, ndipo musamwe mowa. Ndi nthawi zingati zomwe dinae ankasokoneza chifukwa ndinali kumverera fucking barry pambuyo pa zakumwa zina? Chofanana ndi chakudya. Idyani bwino, pewani sugary shit, ndi kuponyera pang'ono ntchito yokalamba yapamwamba kwambiri.
Tsopano, yang'anani pa zomwe ziti zidzachitike, mutasiya zolaula.
1: Sabata yoyamba ndi sabata lachitatu ndizoipa kwambiri. Kwa akale, kuyembekezerani kulakalaka komanso kusinthasintha kwamaganizidwe. Kwa omalizirawa, yembekezerani zotchedwa "nthawi yopanda pake", pomwe kukhumudwa, kuyendetsa kugonana komanso opanda nkhuni zam'mawa ndizofala. Muyesedwa kuti muwone ngati ikugwirabe ntchito, koma osagula, uzani ubongo wanu kuti mutsegule ken. Potsirizira pake, mudzadutsa, dzuŵa likudutsa m'mitambo, ndikutulutsa chimphona, kupha 10 inchi jimmy.
2: Pazifukwa zina, ndinayamba kukhumba shuga, zakudya zopanda thanzi. Koma musapereke nawo.
3: Wamng'ono ndiwe, ndikutenga nthawi yaitali kuti ubwererenso, ubwereze ubongo wanu komwe udali. Nthawi yomwe tikukamba pano? Pafupifupi miyezi itatu kapena isanu. Zikumveka ngati zambiri, koma mukadutsa pamenepo, ndikukhomedwa pakama patatha milungu itatu, mudzadabwa, (a), mumaganizira zazing'ono bwanji, (b) kuchuluka komwe mungakhale mukutsata azimayi ambiri ndipo (c), zimakhala zosavuta.
Ndinu abwinoko kuposa zonsezi. Siyani zolaula, onjezerani mwayi wanu ndi akazi, zabwino zonse, ndipo ndidzakuonani nonse tsidya lina ...
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