Age 38 - 6 months: This works, gentlemen. Porn has been cock-blocking you

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asian coupleSome of you old-timers might remember me from posts like [the one below]. Hopefully you didn't think I had given up on this wonderful process because I haven't posted in a while. On the contrary. I'm still going strong! In fact, the reason I've been fap-free for more than six months is because I was riding high on an eight day streak back in December, full of cum and confidence, feeling like a lady-killer, saw a girl I wanted, and went for it. She's now my girlfriend, and the ONLY orgasms I've had since then have been with her.

Nofap works, gentlemen. It worked in my life, and it will work in yours. I am no longer addicted to masturbation. It's a habit like any other, and you can kick it if you continue down this path. Stay strong brothers!

Hi guys. My name's CHINESEGANGSTER, and I haven't masturbated since December 8th, 2011. (self.NoFap)

This process changes - and usually improves - the life of every man who even attempts it. Here's the best part: You can channel that change and focus it on your sex life, if you choose to, and it will get you laid. IF you do it correctly, that is.... and don't cheat.>

Here's how: you have a primal, almost irresistible urge to procreate. That biological urge, when mixed with your testosterone, is intended to motivate you to jump out of bed in the morning ready to fight and fuck your way through the herd, leaving vanquished foes and satiated hoes in your wake. Unfortunately, our advanced brains and opposable thumbs over time have discovered an almost perfect and flawless cheat: Masturbation. After all, it's so much easier, so much less of a hassle, to simply cut all the corners, skip through the level, and polish that platinum trophy really fast until the end credits roll.

Here's where this wonderful thing we're discovering called NoFap comes in: You, being the horny, over-sexed, perverted woman crazy fiend that you are, have a choice in how you get off.: Your hand or a vagina. You may feel like only one of those choices is viable, but that's merely because it's the EASY choice, so it appears to be the preferred one. Guess what: If you actually stop jerking off, and I mean STOP - eliminate it as a possibilty from your life (as I and many others have) - your sex starved brain and testicles will literally lead you out into the world and between the legs of a female. It just HAPPENS. Try it, you numbskull. You'll see that I speak the truth.

"But....but.... Chinesegangster, that's easy for you to say but I have bad acne, back hair, a harelip, and my breath smells like a circus chimp's used diaper!"

Fine. Lower your standards and look again. The only reason your standards are so irrationally high in the first place is because of that damn computer screen you've been sitting in front of half your life. Hint: now that you're no longer wasting your life in your comfy jerk-off chair, you will have plenty of time to apply Clearasil, shave your ape nape, and brush your teeth. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, THERE ARE REAL WOMEN OUT THERE WHO WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU. They're just waiting for you to poke your head into their personal space and say "Hello beautiful. You look bored. Can I help you with that?" Don't believe me? Go to the Manga section at Barnes and Noble right now. There are three (3) nerdy girls on the floor at this very moment feeling lonely and unattractive, faces pressed into some crappy Japanese rape comic, dreaming of the day that someone like you comes along and says those exact words.

Stop mentally objecting to the wisdom of what I'm saying and automatically trying to make yourself the exception to this absolute rule. You're not different, you're not unique, and you're not a hopeless case. You're a MAN, and mother nature wants your penis to hang out inside wet vaginas. PORN HAS BEEN COCKBLOCKING YOU FROM YOURSELF. SNAP OUT OF IT! Stop jerking off, and sex will happen to you. You will do it for yourself on an unconscious and biological level and you will literally marvel as it's happening. And it will be FUN. Trust me, meeting and flirting with young women may be effort, but it sure as hell isn't work.

I'm speaking undeniable truth here. This place has changed my life for the better, and I'm just like YOU.

LINK - NoFap really will make YOU a chick magnet. Yes, nerdy, sweaty, stammering YOU

by chinesegangster


 

EARLY POST - Greetings from Day 9: what to expect when you get here

Hi folks. I joined this family about six weeks ago after about thirty years of fapping once a day, and after several stumbles, here I am sitting atop the longest streak of my entire life.

Before about 1998 or so, porn was a rare, expensive, and embarrassing thing to aquire, so unlike some of you younger guys, I didn't develop my sexuality around it. But when internet porn came into my life, that became mixed in with my nightly fap, too, although I never became addicted to it (probably because I didn't "imprint" on it sexually during my formative years). However, after all those years of being told by our hedonistic society how "normal" and "healthy" jerking off is, I had without my knowledge become addicted to that nightly orgasm. I felt I needed it to fall asleep. I see now how twisted and ridiculous that thinking is. I also see how having that emotional crutch of PMO to rely on left me in a numbed and complacent state for more years than I care to think about. I have spent far too long in bad relationships with women I did not love/was no longer attracted to because my "sexual partner" was my right hand and a porn tube site, so I was "satisfied". It's heartbreaking to contemplate the wonderful relationships I may have missed because of this, so I try not to think about it.

Anyway, that guy is gone. I'm a new man. So are you, even if you just got your very first smiley face five seconds ago. Just TRYING this changes you for the better. You'll see.

Things that personally happened to me after one week of not fapping

  • I have never felt more dominant, masculine, or forceful in my entire life. I will look you in the eye until you stutter or look away. Men I encounter end up doing one of those two things as a sign of deference, and women do them because they find dominance attractive. When you get here, you'll see what I mean.
  • On day eight, my voice became noticeably deeper. It sounded rich and resonant to my own ears, which caused me to use it more and at a higher volume, which caused women to look over at the guy with the booming deep voice.
  • My entire adult life, I have only had to shave once every two days. After a week of not fapping, I now have to shave every day. This is truly amazing to me.
  • I started working out and lifting five days a week about a year and a half ago, but it wasn't until nofap that I finally noticed how good I look. For the first time in my adult life, I stood in the bathroom with my shirt off and LIKED what I saw in the mirror. I was able to see my shape the way a horny woman would see it, and I realized that I'm sexy. That is life changing, my friends. And it's as simple as not jerking off for a week. I highly recommend anyone reading this to try it just for the confidence boost.
  • Six weeks ago I was an anxious, self-conscious, depressed, neurotic mess. Today, I'm confident, much more masculine, optimistic, happy, and I give exactly zero fucks about what anyone else thinks about me or my life.

I'm thirty eight years old and r/NoFap has finally made me a man.

I love each and every one of you guys and I'm so happy that we get to embark on this amazing journey together.