LINK ukuya kumgca (abanye abahlalutye uluhlu)
Xa ndiqala ukuqala i-crusade yam ngoJanuwari, ndandizimisele ukushiya i-PMO ngonaphakade. Nangona kunjalo, njengoko usuku okanye ezimbini zidlulayo, ingqondo yam yayiza kulungelelanisa kwaye ixoxisane ukuze ndibe ne-PMO "ixesha elilodwa kuphela", njl. Ayinakukwazi ukuyiqonda le miqondiso yobuthathaka, ndaphinda ndabuya kwakhona ndade ndaqonda ukuba yonke into ulungelelwaniso.
Ndingathanda ukuqokelela uluhlu lwezizathu ezenziwa ziingqondo zethu ukondla iziyobisi. Ngokufunda ezi zinto kwaye siqonde ukuba ayisiyo "thethwano" kodwa enyanisweni i-BS yenziwe ziingqondo zethu ezongeze umlutha, sinokufumana amandla kunye nentuthuzelo kwaye ngethemba lokuqinisekiswa kwakhona. Nazi ezinye zothethathethwano oluqhelekileyo endiziva ngalo. (Iintsuku ze-13 lelona xesha lide ndiye ngaphandle kwe-PMO ebomini bam, ndineminyaka eyi-21 ngoku kwaye ndaqala kwiminyaka eyi-14. Ndiceba ukuqhubeka kwaye ndiyaziqhenya ngam.)
- "Ndandisoloko ndijonga i-XXX-ngokugqithiseleyo. Ndiza kuyicofa rhoqo ndide ndiye kwisini se-vanilla, emva koko kuyeka ukuyeka kuya kuba lula. ” (Uyazi ukuba yi-BS le. Nantoni na oyibukeleyo ayinakwanela, kwaye uza kubuyela emva kuyo yonke into ozama ukuyiphepha)
- “Ndizakuqala ngomso” (le yeyona ixhaphakileyo endijongene nayo)
- “Ngokuhlwanje iyakuba bubusuku bam bokugqibela. Ndiza kuhlala nzima ngakumbi kwaye ndiza kuthi kulungile ukuba ndifake unaphakade! ” (Kukangaphi ndithetha lento?)
- “Ngokuhlwanje ndijonge i-XXX-egqithileyo kwi-porn eyayinamandla kakhulu! Andifuni ukuba ubusuku bam bokugqibela bokukhula ndikhunjulwe njengeyona nto imbi kangaka! ” (Ukuba iya kukuphazamisa kwi-PMOing kwakhona, mhlawumbi ayiyongcamango embi)
- “Iyintoni injongo? Andikwazi ukucinga ukuba andikho PMOing ubomi bam bonke. ” (Le yeyona nto iphambili ekufuneka uyihambile njenge fapstronaut. Ngaba ufuna ukuba bhetele kangakanani? Kunini ngokwaneleyo, kwanele? Njengokuba ixesha liqhubeka, ayipheleli nje iminqweno kunye namandla akho, kodwa uyaqonda Ukuhlekisa ngomlutha wakho.)
- “Ndiza kuyeka xa ndinentombi. Andinakuyeka xa ndingatshatanga ”(Inyaniso ebuhlungu kukuba awuzokwazi ukuyenzela intombi yakho, ukonakalisa obunye ubudlelwane. Ngaba ungaqala ngoku, akunjalo? ikwenza ukuba ukhuthazeke ngakumbi ekufumaneni intombi.)
- "Ndivakalelwa kukuba i-PMO kuphela kwendlela yokuzikhathaza nge -x- ingxaki." (Uluvo lwale nkqubo kukuphinda ubambe ingqondo yakho ukuba ingabaleki kwiingxaki zakho ngokubetha. Bhala phantsi isingxengxezo sakho okanye ubhengeze ngokuvakalayo. Ukuva la magama kuphuma emlonyeni wakho, ngaba i-PMO inalo naluphi na unxibelelwano olusengqiqweni ingxaki yakho? Uncedo konke konke?)
Ingcebiso ebaluleke kakhulu kukuba:UNGAKUNIKELA NONKE IXESHA. MANJE NGIXESHA ELIKHULU. QALA MANJE. UYA KUTHANDA I-BS YOKUBHALA. YINOKHOLO ENKQUBO.
Ukuba ufumana uncedo, kwaye uya kuthi, fucking ibaleke, yenza enye into. Thatha ukubaleka. Qaphela umgibe ongena kuwo.
Yongeza izizathu zakho. Godspeed.
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