Hey, Alanis Morissette. Lokhu empeleni kuyaphazamisa. Mhlawumbe. Ososayensi bathole ukuthi izithombe ezingcolile ezitholakala kuyi-inthanethi ozidlayo, kancane uma ufuna into yangempela.
Isazi sezempilo ngocansi uDkt. Harry Fisch wembula encwadini yakhe yakamuva i-New Naked ukuthi, i-ahem, ukujabulela izithombe ezingcolile zobulili kungabangela ukungasebenzi kocansi - okusho ukuthi awukwazi ukuyifinyelela ngempela.
Idokhumenti ye-TV ithi kungaba `` lula ngokumangazayo '' ukungeniswa ku-vortex yokulutha okuyingozi ngokweqile kwezocansi nokuthi ukuba nesipiliyoni esiningi kakhulu 'sokubamba izandla' ngenkathi usibhekile kungenza kube 'nzima kakhulu' ukuvusa - futhi uhlale uvukile - esimweni sempilo yangempela.
Futhi - izindaba ezimbi nxazonke - zingathinta kanjani ukuvusela amadoda ukuthola amakhosikazi noma amantombazane abo abathandekayo.
Uthi lapho ehlangana nabantu bekhalaza ngokungahambi kahle ngokocansi, Umphumela we-Sexual Performance (ESP) wezithombe zobulili ezingcolile 'uvele ngokushesha'.
'Ukubuka izithombe zobulili ezingcolile nokushaya indlwabu kungukulingana ngokocansi kokudla okusheshayo,' usho kanje. 'Ukuthokozisa okusheshayo, futhi kuhle ngesikhathi esisodwa lapho ufisa ezinye izinhlanzi zaseFrance noma iinks ezishaywa yiyo goop yase-orange enamahloni, kodwa ukuthola ukudla? Khohlwa ngakho.
Akusho ukuthi ucabanga ukuthi zonke izithombe zobulili ezingcolile zimbi ngempela. Ngesikhathi nje abantu bebukela 'ngokungahambi kahle', njengoba ebeka ngokucophelela, izandla zabo. Zama izandla zomunye umuntu, uyancoma.
Ngokuyisisekelo, hamba kude ne-laptop (kancane) bese ubuyela ekamelweni.
Ungafunda okuningi encwadini kaDkt Fisch, I-New Naked: I-Ultimate Education Education for Grown-Ups.
NgoLwesithathu 16 Apr 2014
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