Ubudala 18 - Isizungu nokudangala sekuhambile, amandla amaningi, izintshisekelo ezintsha, amahlaya e-funnier

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Ngingowesilisa oneminyaka engu-18 ongakaze ashaye indlwabu eminyakeni emibili. Noma ngubani onemibuzo noma iseluleko mayelana neNoFap akhululeke ukubuza futhi ngizophendula ngokusemandleni ami ngokuya ngesipiliyoni sami. Ngamafuphi lokho engiye ngabhekana nakho okulandelayo;

  1. Ukuqina kokuzithemba nokuzethemba
  2. Ukunganaki imicabango yabanye kanye nezahlulelo zabanye
  3. Ukuzizwa ujabule futhi unamandla ngokwengeziwe
  4. Ukugqugquzelwa nokwenza okuthile okushukumisayo
  5. Ngokwemvelo ukukhuluma nabantu, ikakhulukazi abesifazane kalula. Futhi ukuthandeka kubo.
  6. Ukuqothulwa komqubuko nezinye izimo zesikhumba
  7. Ukuntula isizungu nemizwa ecindezelayo

Noma imiphi imibuzo mayelana nalokhu okungenhla futhi sizojabula ukuyiphendula.

"Unayo intombi?" Cha. Bengilokhu ngithandana ngokungapheli unyaka wonke futhi benginobudlelwano obufika buqhubeke. Akuvamile ukuthi anginayo into eyenzekayo nentombazane. Kusizile impela ngekhono lami lokuzihlanganisa hhayi namantombazane kuphela, kodwa nabantu ngokubanzi. Ngenza amahlaya e-funnier futhi ukukhuluma nabesifazane nabesilisa ngokufanayo kuzizwa kungokwemvelo kakhulu. Ukuzethemba kuningi.

“Ngabe unjani umdlandla namandla akho?” Isisusa sami sadlula ophahleni ngemuva kweNoFap. Ngakhe umthombo oqinile wokuthola imali njengomlingo, ngidlala ku-quintet ye-jazz, ngiya kwiklabhu yefilosofi nosolwazi, futhi ngihlala ngisebenza njalo. Zonke izinto l bengingeke ngazenza ngaphambilini. Amazinga ami wamandla akhuphukile, kepha lokho kungenziwa ukusebenza, ukulala kahle, ukujabula njll.

"Yayinjani imikhuba yakho ngaphambi kokuba uyeke ukushaya indlwabu futhi kwakunzima kangakanani ukuyeka?" Ngaphambi kokuthi ngiyeke ukushaya indlwabu ngangizama ukuzijabulisa ngocansi okungenani kanye, kwesinye isikhathi kuze kube kathathu ngosuku. Ngakuthola kuyinselele enkulu kepha ngemuva kwesikhathi senyanga eyodwa kwaba lula kancane kancane. Kuleli qophelo anginaso isifiso sokushaya indlwabu futhi ngiyanengeka kakhulu nge-porn. Ngithole ukuthi lapho ngifaka indlwabu esikhundleni sezinkanuko nobumnandi isidingo sehla ngokuphelele. Phishekela okukushukumisayo! Kuzokwenza kube lula kakhulu futhi ekugcineni uzizwe unanoma yisiphi isifiso. Ngisho lokho.

"Yini ekwenza uqhubeke?" Angiqhubeki nohambo noma ngilwa impi yaphakade. Akusizi ngalutho kuleli phuzu futhi ngimane ngathanda ukuhlala kanjena okuningi kakhulu. Ayikho into engenza ngiqhubeke, ngijabulele le ndlela yokuphila.

LINK - Awukaze ushaye indlwabu eminyakeni emibili! AMA

By UJiladah