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WASHINGTON (Borowitz Report) - Mgbe o kwusiri nnukwu porn nke porn site na ulo oru ya na Pakistan, CIA kwuru taa na o nwere ihe ohuru ohuru banyere onye ndu Ala-Qaeda dara osama bin Laden.
"O doro anya na Osama bin Laden mere ihe naanị ya," onye isi CIA Leon Panetta kwuru. "Ọ na-etinyekwa ọtụtụ oge ụra ya na-eme nke ahụ."
Maazị Panetta siad nwere ọtụtụ ajụjụ a na-azabeghị banyere Maazị Bin Laden's porn stash, "dịka o siri zoo ya na ụmụ nwanyị atọ n'ụlọ."
Dika CIA jiri otutu oge n'izu wepu uzo ogugu umu nwa Laden, nke bu ihe kariri onodi ugbo ato, ndi nyocha akwukwo ozo choro na ha ga eji "otutu otutu ubochi" nyochaa onu ahu iji chọputa ezi uru ya.
Ka ọ dị ugbu a, na Capitol Hill, oku na-ada ụda maka ntọhapụ nke foto bin bin Laden, mana enwere ọganihu dị ukwuu maka ntọhapụ nke nchịkọta porn ya.
"Echere m na anyị niile nwere ikike ịnweta ngwa ndị a," Onye isi ndị otu obere Senate Mitch McConnell (R-KY) kwuru. "Ọ dị m nwute na John Ensign anọghị nso maka nke a."
Dika mkpughe banyere ihe ojoro choro nke bin Laden biara n'onu, ndi okachamara nwere ike ikwu na porn nwere ike ibu ihe agha kachasi ike nke Amerika na imebi egwu ndi mmadu.
"Enweghị obi abụọ ọ bụla banyere ya," onye isi CIA Panetta kwuru. "Porn echekwala America."
Ndị ọkachamara kwuru na nyocha ọhụrụ a nwere ike ịkpata Mmasị nke Congressional nke Honor maka Jenna Jameson, bụ onye a na-akpọzi onye nnọchiteanya Pakistan taa.