Makahiki 22 - 90 mau lā: He kanaka ʻokoʻa loa wau

Aloha ʻoe ua hana wau i 90 mau lā me ka ʻole o kahi iota o nā kiʻi pono ʻole a manaʻo wau e kaʻana like i kaʻu moʻolelo. … HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HANA IA AI, KEIA ANEI KE OLA MAI ?! Ua lōʻihi wau i kēia lā no !!!!

No laila he mau lā o ka hopohopo a me ke kaumaha, na ka hoʻi ʻana aku ma hope o ka hemo ʻana, a me nā wahi hilahila o ka erectile dysfunction, ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo e hana wau iā 90 lā, ua like ka mea hiki ʻole. I MAIKAI KANEI IA ANA. Pau kaʻu mea e hiki ai, huki ʻia i ke kaikamahine a akahele mau, inā wau i hana ia hiki iā ʻoe ke hana. Loaʻa kona waiwai.

ʻO kaʻu mau haʻawina nui:

  • Ka hoʻomau ʻo ia wale nō ke ala e kūleʻa ai i kekahi mea, ke minuke āu e hāʻawi ai ua nalowale ʻoe; WAIWAI. E MALAMA. E HELE ANA.
  • ʻO nā relapses ke aʻo wale nei i nā ʻike. Loaʻa kēlā me kaʻu pahuhopu aʻu e aʻo i kekahi o kaʻu mau pana a i ʻole kekahi ʻano ʻano ʻano maikaʻi (e kōkua ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i ke ʻike ʻana i kēia mau mea).
  • ʻOi ʻia ka hoʻopono ʻana inā ʻaʻole i pōʻino ma mua o ka puhi ʻana i kāu mau wikiō i porn, e hōʻano hou i kāu mea kālepa inā e kihi ʻoe, ʻaʻohe hewa. KEKAHI ZERO.
  • Ke weliweli nei ʻo Porn, aloha wau i ke kiʻi ʻana i nā wikiō he 50 a kōkua i ka hoʻokomo ʻana i nā keiki a Mr. Kleenex ma o ke koleke. ʻAʻole wau e hoʻokolokolo i ka mea nāna e lawehala i ka ʻino pipi i ka porn, ʻaʻole wau wale kekahi o kēlā poʻe, ʻo ia wale nō ka mea aʻu i hoʻoholo ai. Ke hoʻomaka nei ʻoe e kaʻawale, e hoʻāʻo forge kahi ʻike hou, e ʻōlelo iā ʻoe iho “ʻAʻole wau he mea nānā porn. SIMPLE. ʻAʻole e waiho i kahi lumi no ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, ʻaʻole ʻoe e pono i kekahi kumu nui.
  • Ke hoʻoponopono nei i ka antenna i kēlā me kēia manawa (ʻaʻohe moemoeā, ʻaʻohe porn) kahi ala maikaʻi e hoʻokuʻu ai i ka mahu a hoʻemi i nā koi. HANAU KA ENEMI MAIN. Ke hoʻi nei mākou i ko mākou lolo, a ʻo ka masturbation maoli kahi ʻāpana o kahi kaapuni uku olakino.

ʻO wai wau i ka wā i hoʻomaka ai au:

  • Wow he kanaka ʻē ʻē aʻe, e like me ke kiʻi ʻoluʻolu iā Pathetic Town, ka lehulehu: me aka fagot.
  • Ua hihia wau me ka hewa a me ka hilahila. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻopaʻa i ka maka me nā poʻe. Lanakila wau me ka makaʻu i ka launa pū ʻana.
  • E makemake ana eʻona i ka lepo.
  • ʻAʻohe manaʻo kahi aʻu e hele nei i ke ola.
  • ʻO nā maka make, kaʻinoʻino, leo leoʻole, NO ENERGY.
  • ʻO nā manaʻo koʻikoʻi a me nā kamaʻilio.
  • ʻO ka nohona kaiaulu me kaʻaʻohe hoaaloha
  • E hōʻoia aku i nā kaikamahine a pau, he mea weliweli wau iā lākou
  • ʻO nā mea a pau he manaʻo wale nō ia e like me ka uhiʻana o ka pōʻeleʻele pouli ma luna o koʻu ola
  • ʻIno maikaʻi -> nānā porn -> hoʻomau i ka huhū -> e nānā hou aku i porn -> DURRR Y DO I FEEL BAD

ʻO wai wau i kēia manawa:

  • ʻO ke aloha e pili ana i ke ola, ka mea hauʻoli i ka hilinaʻi
  • Piha piha i ka ike a me ka hoʻoikaika
  • ʻO ka leo mālie,ʻoi aku kaʻili, nā maka hihiu, KEKAHI KULA
  • 'Okihi lāʻau 😀
  • Hiki keʻike i kahi kiʻi nui aʻe o nā mea, ua aʻo nuiʻia mai kēia huakaʻi
  • Kūkā i nā kūlana pilikino a kamaʻilio me nā malihini a me nā mea aloha
  • E hilinaʻi ma kaʻu mau moe a me kaʻu mau hana
  • Eʻoluʻolu, eʻoluʻolu i nā hoaaloha, hiki ke haʻi aku iaʻu iho
  • Ua haʻo maoli nā kaikamahine wahine iaʻu - he aha ka hopena?
  • Ua piʻi kaʻohu a ua paʻakikī e wehewehe i kahi ola maikaʻi loa ma hope.

HE KANAWAI KAUNĀ.

Hāʻawi ke hāʻawi ʻana i ka porn i ka ikaika e hana i nā hana ʻē aʻe i kōkua nui me koʻu ulu ʻana e like me ka kamaʻāina ʻana, nā mea e like me ka noʻonoʻo pono ʻana i kēlā me kēia lā, hoʻoikaika a ʻai i ka olakino he mea nui loa, akā ʻo kaʻu ʻōlelo e hoʻomaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi a ke manaʻo wale nō ʻoe loaʻa iā ʻoe kāu mau hana ʻē aʻe. ʻAʻohe wale o mākou i ka mana e hoʻohana i kēlā me kēia lā.

No laila ke manaolana nei au i hiki iaʻu ke lilo i kaʻu mau pōpilikia iā ʻoe. Makemake wau e hoʻomaikaʻi iā ʻoe i nā makuahine wahine no ka mea he kaiāulu kākoʻo kupaianaha, hui pū mākou.

~ Max

LINK - ʻO 90 Nā lā, ʻo ia ke ola maoli?

 by maxazillion