What I learnt from porn

What I learnt from porn (link to thread)

by drwoning21 days

By Krowg37 days

People will have sex anytime, any place, and with anyone.
STDs don’t exist
Germs don’t exist
Women don’t get pregnant
Infections don’t exist
The only senses I have are hearing and seeing- I can’t smell, taste, or feel anything during sex
The purpose of female breasts is for sex partners to use as toys
There is no such thing as emotion
People don’t have feelings
It’s better to live like a dog than a human
People don’t ever use the bathroom, except for sex
People don’t do anything other than have sex
There can never be problems related to sex
Sex is always great, and there are absolutely no consequences from having sex
Women don’t menstruate
Genitals are the cleanest part of a person’s body
There is no such thing as pubic hair
Prostitution is fun, safe, affordable, and problem-free
All prostitutes are extremely beautiful, STD-free, rich, and super nice. And they have perfect teeth too
The sole hairy part of a woman’s body is her head
Children don’t exist, and if they did, nobody would know where they came from
Having sex in an office is the greatest thing that can happen in life
It’s okay to love just one body part of a person, and nothing else
Bodily fluids taste better than strawberry jam
Sex is not complete without oral sex
Human feces will not make you vomit
When you come home, expect to find your wife in bed with 2 men
People don’t eat food, except during sex
Food is only used as a sex aid
Women enjoy getting semen into their eyes
People can’t shower unless they’re having sex at the same time
Having sex with a married 45-year-old mother is one of the greatest things you can experience in life
People don’t care if they get cheated on
People don’t work
People don’t smell
Nobody has bills to pay
People don’t get offended by racial slurs (if used during sex)
Condoms don’t exist
People love getting abused, and they reward their abusers by having sex with them
Everyone lives in a Hollywood mansion
People only associate with neighbors for sex
People don’t get sick
Beds are only used for sex
Kitchen countertops are only used for sex
Couches are only used for sex
Cars are only used for sex, or to drive somewhere to have sex
People go to cafes solely to find a sex partner
People go grocery shopping solely to find a sex partner
Incest is fun
A mother and daughter having sex with the same man is okay
All women are blonde
Women’s feet always look perfect, and they don’t smell
Women always have perfect manicures and pedicures
“Hot” women don’t have flaws
Women never say stupid things
Women only speak to turn you on – they can never say anything to turn you off
Female lawyers are extremely promiscuous
Female doctors are beautiful, blonde, and willing to have sex with patients. And they don’t know anything about medicine
Female teachers are really prostitutes
Nuns are really prostitutes
Nobody believes in God
Lesbians have sex with men
Every woman is bisexual
No man is bisexual or gay
Nobody gets tired of sex
Nobody calls the cops to make noise complaints
Love really means sex
Nobody has chores to do
Women always look like streetwalkers, even when they crawl out of bed with a hangover
Nobody cooks
Everything in life takes a backseat to sex
It’s more important to have “good” sex then to eat food
Nobody goes to prison, except to have amazing lesbian sex
Nobody masturbates in front of a computer screen, all alone, unless they are an extremely beautiful woman with huge breasts. And then lesbian sex somehow occurs
Nobody is ugly
Nobody has health problems
Everyone’s genitals look pristine
People don’t get hemorrhoids
Porn actresses are not abused human beings
Porn actresses are the happiest people on Earth
We should envy porn actresses
We should replace God with porn actresses
We should pay for porn
We should lament the demise of the porn industry
We should provide free universal healthcare to the porn industry
Porn can never be bad
You can’t think, let alone speak, anything bad about porn
Larry Flynt is a happy person – I wish I were Larry Flynt
Hugh Hefner is not a scumbag
Playboy bunnies are happy, friendly people who can do no wrong – they are better than saints
Religion is evil, porn is good
Families destroy people
It’s better to live like a prostitute than live with your parents
Your parents should have absolutely no problem with your porn use
Your parents should be extremely proud if you become a porn “star”
There’s no such thing as rape
Having sex for money is great
Being paid to have sex is not prostitution, as long as its being filmed
It’s great if you and your parents watch the same porn
It’s wonderful if you have sex with your sister-in-law
It’s even better to have sex with your mother-in-law
It’s best to have sex with your sister-in-law’s 18 year old daughter
18 year-old female virgins are pros at having sex
Women are always smiling
Women don’t get angry
You can never not enjoy sex
Virginity is a vice
Celibacy is a vice
If you aren’t sexually active, then get sexually active. Until then, masturbate at least 3 times a day
Watching free porn is immoral – you should pay top dollar for porn
Pornographers are good for our society
Pornographers improve American culture
Pornographers pay too much tax
Pornographers don’t have enough control over our lives
Pornographers are victims
Pornographers can never commit any crime
Pornographers are saints
Pornographers should control the government
Porn actresses should all be mothers
Porn actresses would be great mothers
Nurses first look to have sex with patients, and then worry about caring for sick, dying patients
You can avoid a ticket by offering the police officer sex
Waitresses accept sex in lieu of tips
Coffee shop employees have sex with each other in the storage area
Women in bookstores are really looking for sex, not books
Making porn illegal or more difficult to access will be severely harmful to people
If you have anonymous sex, you will be happy
If you don’t have sex within 5 minutes of meeting a woman, you’re a horrible failure in life
It’s impossible to have an erection and decline both sex and masturbation. It’s also unhealthy
Nothing can go wrong during sex
People enjoy shoving objects up their asses
People enjoy putting objects in their mouths, especially after those objects have been in contact with someone else’s genitals
After sex, you immediately have sex again, preferably with a new partner
You can skip work, as long as the cause was anonymous sex
If you don’t have sex with your brother’s wife, there’s something seriously wrong with you
As a man, you can never turn down sex, even if it’s with your own mother
You should French kiss a woman after she performs oral sex on you
You should always perform oral sex on a woman, even if she’s menstruating
You should allow a woman to put her tongue in your asshole, and then you should French kiss her afterwards
You should jump at the opportunity for you and another man to have sex with one woman at the same time
Breasts don’t sag, even on 45-year-old mothers
Everyone enjoys participating in orgies
No one wears underwear
Foreplay takes place within 20 seconds of meeting someone… always
No one wears clothing for more than 3 minutes
Women’s ethnicities can be categorized like flavors of ice cream
Women don’t use tampons
Sex will eliminate all of your personal, financial, social, and mental problems
People have sex in public
Women know exactly what to do during sex to fulfill your wildest fantasy
No communication is required during sex – each person knows exactly what the other person wants
No woman has small breasts
Absolutely nothing about a woman is unattractive
No one’s breath smells
Women don’t get yeast infections – and if they do, they still receive oral sex
No one knows how babies are made
People turn into sex zombies when they’re horny
People have no morals whatsoever
A woman will resist no sexual act
A woman will perform every sexual act to perfection
Every male is circumcised
No one knows how urine exits the body
Women like being called whores
Women like being spit on
Nothing in this world is free, but sex, the greatest thing in the world, is always free and available at all times
Comic book super heroes are really sex maniacs
All politicians are corrupt sex fiends
An 18 year old female virgin somehow knows what the wildest fantasy of a 38 year old drugged up, mentally ill high school drop out is
People always have time for sex
Porn “stars” have high self-esteem
The porn industry is being unfairly targeted
Having sex in church is wonderful
People don’t believe in God, but they still wear crosses and use God’s name during sex
There is no such thing as guilt
People don’t get jealous
If you aren’t promiscuous, you’re a loser
Relationships must be horrendously abusive, but everyone is okay with that
People fall in and out of love in a matter of seconds
People never become attached to one another
If a woman is attractive, she can do no wrong
Everyone loves threesomes
Grandmothers are always ready to have sex with anyone
Interracial sex is very common
Black men are sex slaves to white women
Black women are super-horny sex fiends
Latina women don’t have sex with Latino men
Asian women don’t have sex with Asian men
Former porn “stars” deserve special treatment when changing careers
Order a pizza, not for the pizza, but for the sex
The more attractive a woman, the better she will be at sex
“Hot” women taste and smell the best … literally. And they are agreeable, completely selfless, and very easy to along with
In the middle of a tennis match, the players will strip down and have sex with each other
Women love wearing 3+ inch heels, especially during sex
If porn websites warn visitors that porn is for adults only, then it’s impossible for children to watch porn
If a child watches porn, blame the parents
Porn was found in the ancient Roman city of Pompeii – therefore, porn is a good thing
Pompeii had many religious temples – religion is evil
Porn is holy
If you haven’t had sex in a hot tub, you haven’t lived
If you’re against porn, you’re against freedom
Online porn improves America’s standing in the world, especially amongst Muslims
Any government that blocks porn websites is a repressive dictatorship
Paying mentally ill people to have sex on film is good for all parties
If you have sex with Tom’s wife, Tom won’t mind
If Tom is having sex with your wife, offer him your daughter as well
You should have sex with the person who delivers your mail
The next time you get a FedEx delivery while your wife is home, make sure you have a threesome
Women love sweaty scrotums more than chocolate
Love = cheating = threesomes = 69 = true love = sex with your neighbor’s mother and sister, at the same time
If you haven’t lost your virginity by age 14, go see a prostitute
Porn actresses don’t have boogers… and if they did, they’d never ever eat their own boogers
The earlier you lose your virginity, the happier youll be. You’ll feel better about yourself, and will realize that sex = love