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  11. Apo iwe unoedza mushonga mutsva, iwe unoda kuona kuti chii chiri kukura pane icho chirwere chakafanana
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  13. Iwe wakambofa kazhinji kazhinji pazuva rimwechete sekuputira mitsetse.
  14. Iwe wakambodikanwa kumirira ganda kuporesa rakakuvadzwa kubva mukunyanyisa kuderera.
  15. Iwe wakatora foni uchiri kukura, chete kuti iwe uparadzise kutarisa kwako pakati pezvinonyadzisira uye hurukuro.
  16. Iwe wakarasikirwa nenguva dzakatadza uye wakaputirwa pabasa rekuzvipira nekuda kwekutsvaga.
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  19. Iwe wakafanirwa kushambidza zvinhu zvako zvepabonde nekuda kwekukundikana kweruzivo.
  20. 98% yechipfuva chawakambova nacho chaenda paruoko rwako nepeni.
  21. Iwe unogona kuisa mafuta ari mukicheni yako kubudirira kwavo.
  22. Iwe wakambofanira kubuda kunze kwekusangana kwepabonde chaiko kuti "uende kuimba yekugezera" kuti uwane zvinonyadzisira kuti ubatsire nechikamu cheEED.
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  28. Unoziva chaizvo nzira yekubvisa zvose zvinyorwa zvekufambisa kwako nhoroondo uye tsika.
  29. Iwe haugone kuyeuka kangani iwe wabvisa yako yese kuunganidzira uine chinangwa chekusiya.
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  31. Chero paunenge watenga mutsva, guru guru uye chinhu chekutanga chaunoda kuona pazviri ndechekuti hutachiona hunotarisa sei.
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TL; DR: 33 mienzaniso yekureba kwandakatora kutora.

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