Intombi ye-badass fapstronaut (usuku 135 !!!), efuna ukwabelana ngendaba yami yokuphumelela (yethu).
Ngeshwa, ngithole ifolda yezocansi yesoka lami ngenkathi ngifuna iMadmen isizini 3… ngenkathi ephume nabangani bakhe. Indaba emfushane, angikaze ngibuke noma ngifune ukubuka i-porn, ngiyithole ilulaza abesifazane futhi imbi kakhulu. Isoka lami elimpofu kwakumele libekezelele ukunengeka kwami nentukuthelo yami futhi lenza kanjalo ngobuqhawe, laxolisa futhi lazama ukungichazela ngaphandle kwempumelelo. Sidlule cishe ezinsukwini ezingama-3-5 zobubi, ngazithathela ukuzethemba okukhulu, ngabuza okuningi ngezenzo zami… wazizwa sengathi ubonakalisile ubudlelwane bethu, njengabaphansi kunabo bonke abangaphansi kolawulo , 'umhlanekezeli', ongakwazi ukuchaza ukuthi kungani lokhu kwenzeka kanjani noma kanjani- umuzwa eningawuqonda nina kuphela.
Ngokujabulisayo, futhi ngijabule kakhulu, sahlala sinamathele enqulwini phakathi nakho konke lokhu. Bengifuna ukuhamba kaninginingi kepha ngicabanga ukuthi isinqumo sethu sokuhlala siseduze futhi sisebenze ngobuhlungu obuhlangene sasimangalisa impela. Yize sasizizwa sikhashelwe futhi siphatheke kabi, yize ngangimsola futhi ngimzonda- sasisaduduzana lapho omunye edlula ebunzimeni obukhulu futhi ngokweqiniso angikaze ngizizwe ngisondelene naye kunalezo zinsuku. Senze isivumelwano sokuthi sizothembeka komunye nomunye ngo-100%, ngakho-ke ngangizomtshela kahle indlela engizizwa ngayo nokuthi ngicabangani futhi uzophendula imibuzo engiyibuzile (futhi ngibuze okuningi, ngangididekile futhi ngingakwazi Angiqondi iminyaka eminingi…) okusemandleni akhe (isithandwa esimpofu!).
Cishe ezinsukwini eziyi-10 ngemuva kokuthola isitashi sakhe, bengiqala ukuqonda, kepha ngamcela ukuthi angibhalele incwadi, ngihlale phansi ngicabange kahle ngakho konke afuna ukukusho ngakho, konke okwenzekile nokuthi kungani ecabanga ukuthi kwenzile njll. … Okwakumangalisa. Ubukeka enakekela ngakho futhi ngicabanga ukuthi yilokho okwangenza ngamxolela kakhulu - ukwethembeka kwakhe, amandla akhe okunciphisa ihlazo, ukubhekana nezinkinga zami zokuzethemba ezavela ngokuzumayo (angikaze ngikhathazwe kubukeka ngempela…), ukubhekana nolaka lwami, yomibili imizwa yethu yokuthi kukhona okumangazayo okwakonakele.
Ngicabanga ukuthi bengicabanga ngaye njengomuntu omangalisayo onjengonkulunkulu obengenakwenza iphutha, njengalesi sidalwa sasezulwini sobulili nobudoda nazo zonke izinto ezesabekayo, futhi ngizwe sengathi lokhu kumlethele phansi uqobo ezingeni lomuntu. Kepha ngabona kancane ukuthi umusa wakhe nobuhlakani bakhe namahlaya nothando lwakhe kimi nangezilwane ezifuywayo kanye nomndeni wami kanye nazo zonke lezo zinto engangibonakala ngizikhohliwe… futhi kamuva amandla nesibindi nokuzithoba kwakhe nokwethembeka kwakhe lapho esebenza nale blip enyantisayo Impilo nobudlelwano bethu… yikho okwamenza waba yindoda yami ephezulu. Waqala ukungitshela kahle ukuthi kwenzekani emqondweni wakhe lapho efuna ukufakela nokuthi kungani ... futhi sesifikile kancane lapho ekhululekile ukukhuluma nami ngakho futhi ngiyamkhuthaza ukuba akwenze ngaphakathi kwesizathu (azikho izithombe ezingcolile, ngaphandle kokuthi ubale izithombe ezimbalwa ongazikhetha ezithunyelwe ngami ...
Ladies (noma ama-gents), namathela ku-fapstronaut yakho. Kunzima ekuqaleni, kepha zama ukuqonda ukuthi babhekene nani- ukuthi abakaze bazame ukukulimaza, ukuthi babhekana nalokhu ngenxa yendlela abadalwe ngayo, nokuthi ingalungiswa ngesikhathi nothando nokunakekelwa futhi ngaphezu kwakho konke ukwethembeka nokuqonda.
Ngiyajabula ukuthi lokhu kwenzeke empeleni. Hhayi ngobuhlungu nehlazo nokuzizwa enecala nokungajabuli abhekana nakho impela- kodwa ngikholwa ukuthi kusenze saqina kakhulu.
Yini engisize ngicabanga ukuthi yilokhu:
- Ukuthembeka. Thembela umlingani wakho, ngisho nangemva kokwesaba kokuqala, ukuhlala eceleni kwakho- kodwa KUFANELE uchaze, uthembeke ngokulutha, umkhombise i-YBOP njll ... Futhi- buza imibuzo. Zama okusemandleni akho ukuqonda futhi ubonise uzwela komunye nomunye.
- Ukuba ndawonye! Akuyona into ongayitshela umngani noma ilunga lomndeni- kepha okubaluleke kakhulu, ukuthi unhlangothi zombili zosizi olufanayo nendlela engcono kakhulu yokusinda
- ZIFUNDISE- Ngijoyine i-noFap, ngafunda i-Ybop, ngabheka ukubheja kocansi nabantu ababedlule kukho…
- VULA INGQONDO YAKHO- Noma kunjalo kuvaliwe (futhi okwami bekuvaliwe kakhulu) kuzithombe zocansi nokushaya indlwabu nalomhlaba ongawuqondi. BESIFAZANE- Ngiyazi ukuthi lokhu kuzothola ukuphawula okuningi 'kobulili' KODWA- amadoda ane-testosterone eningi futhi ngakho-ke ahlasele kakhulu kunathi - lokhu kungadala zonke izinhlobo zokungakhululeki okubi, ukungalali, ikhanda elibuhlungu… zama ukwamukela indoda / intokazi yakho bese UQHELELISISA kude!
- AMADODA- Lokhu akusiyo i-WHO oyiyona, akuchazi. Okuchaza wena yindlela obhekana ngayo nalo muzwa wosizi / wehlazo / wecala / wokungafaneleki. Kuyisibindi nobuqotho obukhombisa ubuso besikhohlakali esibi kangako. LWA!
TL; UDkt Uthole izithombe zami ezingcolile ze-bfs, waba nokuhlukana okukhulu kobudlelwano, wakha kabusha njengeqembu, futhi ungumuntu omangalisa kakhulu engingake ngimazi.
hlela: ushintshe ABAFANA baba ngamadoda ngemuva kokona umhlengi kabusha. Uxolo, futhi kulungisiwe 🙂
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