Konke lokhu okulandelayo kungenxa yokuhlangenwe nakho kwami siqu, akukho myalelo othize. Sethemba ukuthi ezinye zazo zizophinde zihlangane noNoFappers abanye.
Ungase ube ngumlutha we-PMO uma:
- Uye wahamba emsebenzini, phakathi namahora ebhizinisi.
- Ubiwe lotion kumdeskini osebenza nabo ngenkathi usebenza sekwephuzile.
- Uke ubuke izithombe zobulili ezingcolile endaweni yomphakathi, lapho ucabanga ukuthi akekho ongabona, kodwa ukhathazekile ukuthi ukucabangela kwezibuko zakho kungakunikela.
- Uye wahamba endaweni yokuphumula eceleni.
- Uye wahamba ngesikhathi ushayela, kodwa wagcina amehlo akho evulekile ngesikhathi se-orgasm ukuze ungazitholi wena noma omunye umuntu.
- Ufake ngenkathi ukanisa, futhi unethemba lokuthi iphunga alidonseli izilwane zasendle
- Uye wangena endlini yokugezela yasesikhumulweni sezindiza, wabona ukuthi yini ebonakala njengezinsiza emadongeni esiteji, futhi wazizwa ukhululekile esikhundleni sokuzihlambalaza.
- Ufake ebhodini lokugezela yendiza futhi ujoyine i-mile-high fappers club.
- Ufake emanzini e-porta.
- Ufake ku-a okubi i-porta potty emkhosini, phezulu kwenye into.
- Uma uzama isidakamizwa esisha, ufuna ukubona ukuthi yini evelayo kulowo muthi ufana
- Ulele ukulala, ngoba uphuzile kakhulu ukuze ukwazi ukuphefumula, kepha uqhubeke uhamba uze udlule.
- Uke wafaka izikhathi eziningi kakhulu ngosuku olulodwa lokudubula izikhala.
- Uke wadingeka ulinde isikhumba ukuze uphulukise lokho okwakalimala kusuka ekugqibeleni okukhulu.
- Uthathe ucingo ngenkathi ukhula, kuphela ukuhlukanisa ukunakwa kwakho phakathi kwe-porn nengxoxo.
- Ulahlekelwe isikhathi sokugcina futhi uphonsela emsebenzini wokuzimela ngenxa yokuhamba.
- Ubeka engozini imiphumela emibi yokuqondiswa kwe-platoon yakho yonke ngokufaka emazingeni esiteji sokuphuma komlilo ngenkathi ku-Training Army eziyisisekelo.
- Uke waba nabesifazane abahlala nabo besuka endlini yakho ngoba bakuthola ukuthi uhamba egumbini lokuphumula ekhompyutheni yakho ngemuva kokubona ukuthi wonke umuntu ulele embhedeni.
- Kuye kwadingeka uhlanza izimfihlo zakho ngenxa yokuhlolwa kwe-lube kwehlulekile.
- I-98% ye-lotion owake waba nayo ihambe esandleni sakho ne-penis.
- Ungakwazi ukubeka amafutha ekhishini lakho ngokusebenza kwawo okugcoba.
- Uke kwadingeka uphume ekuhlanganyeleni ngokocansi wangempela ukuze "uye endlini yangasese" ukuze uthole izithombe ezingcolile zokusiza ngesiqephu se-ED.
- Uke waphila nomunye okubalulekile, futhi uhamba kakhulu kunokwenza ucansi.
- Uthenge i-bootleg xxx dvd's kubathengisi basemgwaqweni emazweni wesithathu emhlabeni ngoba umkhawulokudonsa umunce.
- Uke wenza isikhwama sokubheka izithombe ze-porn ngokuhamba ngaphandle ukuze ubone ukuthi ngabe ubani ongakuzwa kwisilungiselelo sakho sesiphakamiso esiphansi, ngoba ukugqoka imisindo yekhanda kungenza kube nzima ukuzwa othile ehamba kuwe.
- Ufake izihlungi ze-porn bese uhambise indlela yakho nxazonke.
- Usebenzise ama-proxies wokuphequlula ukuze uzungeze umuntu elses izihlungi.
- Uyazi ncamashi indlela yokususa wonke umkhondo womlando wakho wokuphequlula nemikhuba.
- Awukwazi ukukhumbula ukuthi ulisuse kangaki lonke iqoqo lakho ngenhloso yokuyeka.
- Uke wahlunga ngokusebenzisa i-trash yakho yamandla futhi kungasetshenzisiwe i-porn ngoba ubusazi ukuthi awukashayi inkinobho “kadoti ongenalutho” okwamanje.
- Noma nini lapho uthenge i-entsha, i-monitor enkulu futhi into yokuqala ofuna ukuyibona kuyo ukuthi i-porn iyibheka kanjani.
- Ulayishe izithombe ze-porn kwi-smartphone yakho ukuze usebenzise ukukhishwa okuphathekayo ekuhambeni.
- Awukwazanga ukuyeka, noma ngabe ubufuna kangangeminyaka
TL; DR: Izibonelo ezingama-33 zokuthi ngithathe ibanga elingakanani.