Ngingathanda ukukutshela konke mayelana ne-Unger's Paradox. (Okuthile okufanele ucabange ngakho kulabo ababhekene nobunzima.)

Ngicabanga ukuthi iParadox ka-Unger iyimele ngokuphelele le nselelo.

Ithi uthulule isaka lobhontshisi elingu-50lb emhlabathini, labo bhontshisi bazokwakha inqwaba. Ake sithi omunye umuntu bese esusa ubhontshisi owodwa kuleyo nqwaba ayibeke phansi emamitheni ambalwa kude - zingaki izinqwaba? Kubukeka kusobala ukuthi ubhontshisi owodwa emhlabathini awusiyo inqwaba, ngenkathi iqembu elikhulu liseyinqwaba. Sifinyelela esiphethweni esifanayo uma sifaka ubhontshisi wesibili endaweni efanayo, nowesithathu, nowesine. Empeleni, kubonakala sengathi besingagcina sihambisa ubhontshisi sisuka enqwabeni siye kuleyo engeyona inqwaba futhi singalokothi sifike ezingeni lapho singathi, "Lona ubhontshisi owenza umehluko!" Akusoze kwaba khona iphuzu lapho ukwengeza ubhontshisi owodwa kuzophendula okungeyona inqwaba kube yinqwaba, noma lapho kususwa ubhontshisi owodwa kuzokwenza inqwaba iyeke ukuba yinqwaba.

Ngicabanga ukuthi kubalulekile ukukhumbula ukuthi yize izinsuku ezingama-90 zibabazeka, alukho usuku olulodwa olunquma impumelelo yakho ngale nselelo. Ngeke lube khona usuku olulodwa lapho ngokuzumayo uzovuka umuntu okhuthazekile, onomusa futhi ozethembayo. Yizinto ezincane ezihlanganayo.

Ukuhlobanisa lokhu emuva ne-Unger's Paradox, yithi uzuze ubhontshisi ngakho konke okuhle okwenzele wena. Uvuke ekuseni waya kubhontshisi wokuzivocavoca. Awuzange ubuke ubhontshisi owodwa wezocansi. Uphume nabangani wazivumela ukuba ube nobhontshisi omnandi. Ufike kumuntu ongamazi futhi wabingelela ubhontshisi. Usize umakhelwane osekhulile ngemisebenzi ethile kabhontshisi. Uqhubeka uya kubhontshisi wokuzivocavoca. Awunayo i-PMOd kubhontshisi ngaphezulu kwenyanga. Ulokhu usondela kubantu ubingelela ubhontshisi. Uthola ukugunda izinwele nezinye izingubo ezintsha- ubhontshisi owengeziwe. Awuzange ube ne-PMOd ezinyangeni ezi-3- nangaphezulu ngobhontshisi.Uya entombazaneni bese uyicela inombolo yayo yobhontshisi. Kepha asisoze saba khona isenzo esisodwa lapho uhola khona ubhontshisi owanele lapho uthi, "Ngiyabonga unkulunkulu, manje senginenqwaba."

Ake sithi umuntu obefana nawe ngenkathi uqala ubheka inqwaba yakho yobhontshisi osanda kuyithola. Ubengacabanga, “Hheyi, laba bafana bahamba nenqwaba encane kabhontshisi iyahamba.”

Qhubeka. Yizinto ezincane, akunjalo? Kuleli qophelo unamabhontshisi ayisithupha amaningi. Uya ngosuku lwakho lwesibili naleyo ntombazane oke waya kuyo waqabula amathani kabhontshisi. Uqeda unyaka nge-3.9 GPA- iloli eligcwele ubhontshisi. Uya othandweni nentombi yakho manje, ugcine ulahlekelwe ubuntombi bakho ngenxa yamachibi okubhukuda kabhontshisi. Uphothula iziqu zakho ngemfundo ephindwe kabili kanye ne-internship ezinkanjini zakho zobhontshisi ozifunayo. Manje usungagijima imayela ngaphansi kwezingu-7- izilwandle zobhontshisi. Uyathandana- ngalesi sikhathi ukuphela kwakho kwezinto zokubamba ubhontshisi wakho. Sonke lesi sikhathi, ubulokhu ungeze ubhontshisi, ngamunye ngamunye.

Ithi leyo nsizwa iyakubona futhi manje. Ucabangani? “Hawu, lowomuntu unenqwaba yobhontshisi emangalisayo!”

Ungaqhathanisi usuku lwakho 20 nosuku lomuntu 90. Ukubhala kwakho indaba yakho lapha, nemiphumela IZOhluka. Ngakho-ke khululeka, thatha usuku nosuku, ubhontshisi ngobhontshisi, futhi ngaphambi kokuthi wazi, uzoba ngumfana onenqwaba.

Hlala Unamandla Ama-Fapstronauts!

Ngingathanda ukukutshela konke mayelana ne-Unger's Paradox. (Okuthile okufanele ucabange ngakho kulabo ababhekene nobunzima.)

by ShaggyUJesu