Wonke umuntu kule-subreddit unesizathu sakhe sokuthatha i-r / pornfree, kodwa kulabo abangase babe ocingweni mayelana nokuhlanganyela kule nselele, ake ngikukhombise ngezinzuzo ezimbalwa ezinhle kakhulu.
I-1) Amabhokisi amathiski ahlala e-fucking-njalo. Ngaphambi kokuthi ngihambe ngesonto ngalinye kodwa nge-r / pornfree ngizizwa sengathi angisoze ngaphela. Kungani ungabuza? Ngoba zihamba kuphela emakhaleni ami, hhayi kudongle wami.
I-2) Ungayifaka yonke leyo lotion ukuyisebenzisa kangcono. Wake waba nesikhumba esomile? Ungabe usasho lutho, muchacho. Uyayikhumbula yonke leyo lotion oyichithe endukwini yakho yenyama? Manje usungayibeka noma ikuphi. Kulungile, ungasebenzisa i-lotion ukubhebhethekisa lawo mahlombe amangelengele, ungawasakaza kuwo wonke ama-biceps akho ayizinduna bese wenza lezo zinjana zikhanye, noma ungawusakaza kuwo wonke umngani wentokazi (uma evuma, kepha lapho ebona isikhumba sakho esithandekayo se-lotion-lathered angala kanjani?).
3) Akusekho okunye okungaqondakali okwenziwe ngukungena emgodini wokugezela. Uyazi ukuthi ngikhuluma ngani. Uhleli kwikhompyutha yakho, uqeda impilo yakho, bese uqeda kuphela ukubona ukuthi usuphelelwe izicubu (bheka iphuzu # 1). Ngakho-ke sukuma, uphakamise ihembe lakho ngendololwane yakho, gcina iponi lakho elicwebezelisiwe elicwebezelisiwe elicwecwe okhalweni lwakho ngesandla sakho esomile, zama ukugcina isandla sakho esomile kangako ususe ihembe lakho olithandayo, bese uyahamba uye endlini yangasese ukuze usule i-tallywhacker yakho ephepheni lasendlini yangasese njengepenguin equnjelwe. Uma ufana nami, ohambweni lokuya endlini yangasese ucabanga ukuthi, “Kufanele kube nendlela engcono!” QAPHELA UKUTHI YINI I-BITCH-TITS, NGIBIZELE UMAMA OBHEKISA U-BILLY MAYS NGOBA NGIKUTHOLE ISIXAZULULO SAKHO! Thatha inselelo ye-r / pornfree futhi ungalokothi uphinde ukhathazeke ngomuntu ohlala naye / umama / intombi ekubambeni wena owenza i-dick waddle! Kulula kanjalo!
4) Izilwane ezifuywayo zizokuthanda kakhulu. Ngabe kukhona okubi kakhulu kunokuthi ube phakathi kwe-fapfest ebukhali futhi esemngceleni futhi ube nenja / ikati / i -fishfish oyithandayo oyithandayo futhi ubukeke ufile esweni? Mhlawumbe ukunyathela i-Lego, kepha ngaphandle kwalokho kuyinto enhle kunazo zonke okungenzeka ukuthi yenzeke kuwe ngoMgqibelo ebusuku uchithe wedwa ubuka i-porn. Thatha inselelo ye-r / pornfree futhi akusadingeki ukuthi ususe i-poodle yakho kusuka ku-noodle yakho! Ngeke kusadingeka uphonsa ingubo ekhejini le-cockatoo yakho ukuze angamboni ngokufutheka kwakho kwe-cockatoo! Cabanga ngakho, le subreddit empeleni ikwenza ube nguJane Goodall wombuso wakho wezilwane omncane.
5) Amanga angamamahloni. Wake wangena esimweni sezulu esihloniphekile nezingqungqulu ezihloniphekile namantombazane ahloniphekile kuphela ukuze ubone ukuthi unendawo engamathe ehembe lakho, insali ehlazisayo yesifiso sakho se-porn ebusuku kakhulu? Ngemuva kwalokho uchitha ubusuku bonke ucabanga ukuthi wonke umuntu ubhekile ngakho-ke utshela abantu ukuthi “yisiraphu” okumele ngabe uzichithele yona ngesidlo sasekuseni? Yebo unayo, futhi uma ungakakwenzi lokho kungenzeka ukuthi usenayo futhi uyangiqambela amanga. Hhayi-ke ungavayizisa lezo zimo usale kahle, ngoba kusukela manje amabala ezingutsheni zakho azoba yisiraphu esikhundleni se-dick goop.
I-6) Ukudideka okuncane ngosuku lokuhlanza. Ngeke kusadingeka ukuthi ubheke ihembe lakho olithandayo bese uthi “Ingabe leyo yinsalela yama-donut noma izinsalela ze-jizz?” Ngeke usadlala iRussia Roulette enamasokisi angcolile phansi, unethemba lokuthi uNkulunkulu awuzange uyigcwalise ngobusuku obandulele ngemuva kweseshini ye-porn enamandla. Ngeke usabheka izingubo zangaphansi ezibonakala zihlanzekile futhi ngemuva kokuzidonsela emadolweni akho ubona ukucwazimula kwesidoda esangena ngesinyenyela emabhulukweni akho ngemuva kokudonswa okungcolile okungaphumelelanga.
I-7) Akusekho ukucabanga okungenangqondo ngezihlobo zakho ngenkathi amabhulukwe akho ehle. Ngokuzimisela, akukho lutho olonakalisa usuku lwakho njengokucabanga ngo-anti omdala u-Millie ngenkathi uzivocavoca umlenze wakho wesithathu.
8) Izaziso ezimbi ezimbalwa. Izidakamizwa ze-Porn, ngiyazi ukuthi ubhekene nani. Ubona intombazane enhle emgwaqweni futhi kunokuba ucabange ukuthi “Hheyi, ubukeka emuhle impela, futhi angimhloniphi hhayi nje ngokubukeka kwakhe okuhle kuphela kodwa nangobuntu bakhe,” ucabanga ukuthi “JESUS TIT FUCK I WANNA BONE HER AND MAYBE YIDLA IMIBUZO YAKHE NGESITOLO SAKHE! ” Futhi kanjalo nje, i-BAM! Isaziso sebhonasi esheshayo. Manje sekufanele uhambe uzobamba okuthile phambi kwakho, noma ugobe nge-engela engama-degree angama-60, noma kufanele uhambe ngemuva kothile omkhulu bese uthandazela ukuthi angami ngokungazelele akubangele ukuthi ubabambe ngo-Elvis wakho omncane onolaka. Thatha le nselelo futhi ungalokothi uqhathanise abesifazane "naleyo nkanyezi eyodwa yezocansi oyibonile ngenkathi uthwebula uLwesihlanu ntambama libalele wedwa" futhi esikhundleni salokho ungaphuma kulo Lwesihlanu ntambama libalele ubone intokazi enhle ngaphandle kokuyinikeza ukuma ebhulukweni lakho.
I-9) Okuhlukile Vele kukhona ezinye izinto ezizokwenzeka lapho ususa izithombe zobulili ezingcolile empilweni yakho, njengokuzethemba okwandayo, ukuzethemba okungcono, amandla okubheka abantu emehlweni, amandla angazelelwe okukhohlisa izintokazi ezishiyekile futhi zilungile njengokuthi ungazelele U-Antonio Benderas, izinkinga ezimbalwa zocansi ezifana no-ED noma ukungabi namandla, ukusebenzisa impilo yakho uhlala nabantu namantombazane amahle kunokuba uzifake ubusuku bonke uze ukhale imbongolo yakho enesizungu ukulala, ukuthembeka okwandayo nokwethembeka entombini / isoka noma umyeni wakho wamanje noma ongaba naye unkosikazi, ubheka abesifazane njengabantu kunezinto ezinqotshwa yinhliziyo yakho yonke, futhi uzozizwa ungaphansi kwe-SAP nokuningi okufana ne-OMM ukubala nje abambalwa. Futhi-ke uthola ikhono lokuphila impilo yakho ngaphandle kokuboshelwa emangeni angajulile, angasho lutho, anobuthi kudingeka porn, ongakwenza ungalokothi phila ngaphandle kwalo, noma ukuthi ucansi ukuphela kokungaqondakali-yonke inhloso yokuthi impilo ijikeleze. Uzobheka inkanyezi yezocansi bese ucabanga ukuthi “Uyazi ini? Uyapoposha. Akahlukile kunami, akasona isibani sokujaha impilo yami yonke, akekho ongcono noma omubi kunami. ” Awuyona inja ejaha izimoto ongasoze wayibamba, ngoba izimoto azizona ezangempela futhi futhi nabesifazane obabuka ku-intanethi noma ku-TV noma kumamagazini, bangamagobolondo angenalutho umhlaba ofuna uwakhulekele. Le mibono oyakhile eminyakeni edlule yokuba yisiboshwa ezithombeni zobulili ezingcolile uke wakwenza into eyodwa kuphela: Bhekisisa iqiniso lakho entweni oyifunayo. Okufunayo ukuhlala impilo yakho edabukisayo ngakho konke okungahle kube yikho, kepha sonke leso sikhathi osichithe ngokuba yisidlakela se-porn asenzanga lutho ngaphandle kokumboza umgodi owawusaba ukugcwalisa wena. Ngiyazi ukuthi kunjani ukusebenzisa izithombe zobulili ezingcolile njengethuluzi lokuziqambela amanga ngokungazethembi kwami, kepha impilo ayiphili ngokuzenzisa kwamanga. Impilo iphilwa noma kunenkinga, naphezu kobuhlungu, yize kunemizwa yokungafaneleki; impilo iphilwa ngesibindi, isibindi sokunqoba amadimoni akho.
Ngakho-ke, ingabe unamandla anele okugcwalisa umgodi owuvale?
Ungaphili amanga. Impilo inkulu kakhulu kunalokho.
Izinzuzo ezisobala kakhulu z / i-pornfree
by minnow1776
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