Sanibonani nonke, igama lami ngingu -— futhi ngingumlutha, kepha ngibe ngimsulwa izinsuku ezingama-90.
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Uhambo
Angigcinanga irekhodi elicophelelayo lokuthi izinsuku zihambe kanjani, kepha lokhu kuboniswa kwesimo somzwelo somunye uFapstronaut kuwukubonakaliswa okunembile kwalapho bengikade ngikhona, nalapho sengikhona manje http://i.imgur.com/kv3W1dM.png
Ukwanela ukusho ukuthi lolu kube ngolunye lohambo olukhulu kakhulu ngokomzwelo empilweni yami, futhi ngenkathi bekukhathaza futhi kwesinye isikhathi kunzima ngokungabekezeleleki, ngandlela thile ngithole amandla ngokuhlangana kokubheka lapha, ngibuka i-TV enhle lapho nginezinhlungu ezimbili amasonto (imo alikho ihlazo ekuzidleni lapho amandla akho ephansi kangako), futhi ngokuthembeka ukholwa kulolu hlelo. Ngaphambi kokuqala lokhu, ngangizibulala njalo futhi ngicindezelekile, futhi ngangizitshela ukuthi noma lokhu kuyangisindisa, noma ngivele ngizibulale ngikwenze.
Ngakwenza. Futhi manje nina imiphefumulo enenhlanhla uthola ukufunda imicabango yami kuyo.
Amandla amakhulu
Ngiyavuma ukuthi lokho abanye abantu abangakubiza ngokuthi 'amandla amakhulu' kukhona, futhi ngenkathi bengaveli nje ngokuhlala nje ngayinye se, Ngicabanga ukuthi kungumphumela ongenakugwemeka wokungacindezeli imizwa yakho, nokubhekana neqiniso. Ngaphambi kokwenza lokhu, noma nini lapho nganginosuku olubi noma ngabe nganginesithukuthezi nje, ngangingenza uthando olumnandi lokushisekela isandla sami futhi kungaba yilokho; ukuzanelisa ngokushesha. Ngokwezinto eziphilayo, ngangikhohlisa umzimba wami nobuchopho ukuthi ngicabange ukuthi konke kwakuvuvukala, yize iqiniso laphikisana nokunye. Njengoba ukuya ocansini nomlingani ngakolunye uhlangothi kungenzeka kuzokwenziwa ngaphansi kwezimo ezijabulisayo (ngithemba!), Lokhu ngisola ukuthi kuzoba ukuqiniswa okuhle kokuziphatha okuhle kubo bobabili amaqembu, kepha ngokudabukisayo ngisazokuhlola lokhu. Ngazo zonke izindlela ngiboniseni bafo abalungile.
Angikaze ngiphenduke umshini wokwenziwa abesifazane owenza ucansi njalo nama-supermodel amathathu amahle nomama bawo, kepha kushintshe umbono wami ekusebenzelaneni kwami nabobulili obuhlukile. Nginomuzwa wokuthi ngabe bengifuna, futhi ngikwenzile lokhu kanye noma kabili kuze kube manje, bekungeke kube nzima ukuqinisa ukuzethemba nokusondela kunoma yibaphi abesifazane abahle engibabonayo, kepha lokho akusikho okwami. Njengamanje inhloso ukubuyisa i-ex-gf yami enhle futhi ngibonise ukuthi ngingaba yindoda emfanele.
Ngiphinde ngizithole senginokuqukethwe okuncane okuzigaxa ku-inthanethi kulezi zinsuku, kepha ngikwenza njalo ngezikhathi ezithile. Ukukhuluma iqiniso lokhu kulungile, kuyinqubo ehamba kancane futhi sengisebenza kahle ngokuphelele.
Ama-flatlines
Lokhu kubalulekile. Ngithole ukuthi ngenkathi kukhona okubonakalayo online mayelana neflatline esabekayo, bekushoda ngandlela thile. 'Izintambo' zami, uma ngabe yilokho ababeyikho ngempela, zazinkulu futhi zihlukahlukene. Ngibhekane nalokhu, okuncane noma okuncane ngale ndlela, ukucindezeleka, ukucasuka okukhulu, isicanucanu, ukukhala, ukucasuka, izimpawu zomkhuhlane (ukuthi kunjani ebusuku ngaphambi kokuba uthole umkhuhlane), ukuqwasha nokuvilapha okukhulu, futhi ekugcineni kusukela cishe ngosuku 70 kuye phambili, izikhathi ezithile zosizi olugcwele kukho konke ukuzisola kwami. Ngingafunda kubo kuphela futhi ngenze konke okusemandleni ami ukuba ngumuntu ongcono kakhulu engingamenza kusukela manje kuqhubeke. Imizwa ephakanyisiwe ingaba yinhle kepha uJesu iza ngentengo.
Njengoba kushiwo kafushane ngenhla, ukholo kulokhu kwasiza, kepha noma nini lapho ngangizizwa ngikhathele ngokuphelele, uma bengingaziphoqa ukuthi ngiphume ngihlangane nabangane konke kuzoba kuhle. Ngisola ubuthi obuvele nje kusukela ekuzameni ngokomqondo ukubhekana nesifufula sokugula, okungokoqobo, kanye nezikhalazo. Noma ngubani odlula okufanayo manje: qhubeka uhambe, kuba ngcono.
Amanothi wokugcina
Ngithole ukuthi kusizile ukutshela abantu ngezinto, nokuthi nje ngibe neqiniso kusuka manje. Ukunikeza ukufingqa okusheshayo kwezinzuzo engizibonile ezinsukwini ezingama-90:
- Ukuzethemba okwengeziwe kubantu besifazane
- Amahloni amancane okuxoxa nomuntu
- Umculo, amafilimu nobuciko kungithinta kakhulu
- Ngokwethembeka okuthe xaxa nokungabambisani kakhulu nabanye
- Ngenkathi ngiphikisana kancane, ngibuye nginikeze okuncane kakhulu isikhathi esiningi, ngendlela enhle.
- Ngigqugquzelwe kakhulu ukufeza okuthile futhi ngisebenzise isikhathi sami ngobuhlakani (kusho ekugcineni kwendatshana ende yakwaReddit. Yebo, ngiyazi)
- Kuzwakala ngokujwayelekile, futhi ngicula kakhulu. Yay.
I-Tl; idr Yisihogo esisodwa sohambo olunzima, futhi lapho ucindezela kakhudlwana kuzoba nzima kakhulu, kepha kwenze nje. Ngaphandle kokuthi ufuna ukuhlala emhlabeni wokufakelwa lapho ufika wenze sengathi konke kuhamba kahle kanti akunjalo, khula uyeke ukushaya indlwabu. Kulula impela lokho.
I-Godspeed, fapstronauts.
LINK - Umbiko wezinsuku ze-90 - Uhambo lwami, imicabango yami, nezeluleko zami: qhubeka uqhubeke.
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