Kwiintsuku ezidlulileyo, uninzi lwee-fapstronauts ziqulunqe uluhlu lwezinto ezibangela ukuba umntu aziphathe / abeke emngciphekweni-ngethemba lokuba inokunceda abanye ukuba babone ezinye zezinto zabo ezingakhange zibonwe.
Nceda uqaphele ukuba zombini iindidi kunye nezisombululo azihambelani. Lo ngumsebenzi oqhubekayo kwaye uyamkeleka ukukunceda ukuphucula.
Biological / ngokomzimba:
- ukulala ngokwaneleyo okanye ngokungavumelekanga. Isixazululo: zama ukunika ubuthongo ibaluleke ngakumbi.
- epheleleyo. Isixazululo: ipee ngokukhawuleza xa unesidingo.
- ukucheba amalungu esini sikabani (ukurhawuzelela okuvela ezindongeni kwenza ukuba izandla zethu zizule). Isisombululo: ukuba kunokwenzeka, kunqande ukucheba ngamaxesha abaluleke kakhulu kwimizamo yakho yasimahla ye-PMO (umzekelo, iveki yokuqala).
- Ukungabi nesidlo okanye ukutya ukutya okukhawulezayo. Isixazululo: hlawula ngakumbi indlela odla ngayo.
Ukuziphatha:
- ukuthatha ifowuni okanye ikhompyuter kwigumbi ebusuku. Isixazululo: musa ukulala kunye nefowuni okanye ikhompyutha.
- ukuba yedwa kwindlu ixesha elide. Isixazululo: fumana izizathu zokuphuma ngaphandle okanye ukusebenzisana nabanye abantu ekhaya lakho.
- Ukuhla kwithambeka elimtyibilizi ngokuthi "oh ndiza kufunda nje amabali amyoli" okanye "jonga imifanekiso eli-sexy" kwaye into elandelayo ndiyazi ukuba ndingu-PMO'd. Isisombululo: SUKUQALA.
- usebenzisa ikhompyutha yedwa ekamelweni. Isixazululo: sebenzisa kuphela ikhomputha nabanye abantu abasondelene nawe.
- Iiseshoni zomsebenzi omde ezenza ingqondo ibuthathaka. Isixazululo: thabatha ikhefu kwaye mhlawumbi usebenzise imizuzu ye-5 nganye iiyure ezimbalwa zomsebenzi.
- imbiza yokutshaya. Isixazululo: musa, lol.
- Ngexesha lokuhlamba, uzichukumisa kakhulu okanye udlala. Isisombululo: MUSA. Ngamaxesha abaluleke ngakumbi mhlawumbi unokulawula apho unokuzihlamba khona kuphela ngesiponji, hayi ngezandla zakho. Kwakhona, cinga ngemvula ebandayo.
- engenisa ifowuni kwigumbi lokuhlambela. Isixazululo: ungathathi ifowuni ungene kwigumbi lokuhlambela.
- Ukuchitha ixesha elininzi ixesha lokuhlamba. Isixazululo: zikhawulele kwisikhefu sokuphumula esheshayo.
Iiwebhusayithi / umxholo we-intanethi:
- Reddit ngokubanzi
- 9gag
- Deviantart
- Inime ethile
- Youtube
- Iividiyo zomculo
- Tumblr
- Naluphina uhlobo lwesigxina esisekelwe kumfanekiso okanye iwebhusayithi equkethe iimpawu zokuphenya.
Iingcamango / Iingqondo / Iimvakalelo:
- Ukucinga "Ndiyothukile ngoku, ndiza kukhawuleza ndihlaziye ngoku kwaye ndiqhubeke ndizama ukuba yi-PMO mahhala kuyo yonke iveki / inyanga / nantoni na". Isisombululo: khumbula i iqhume kwaye ULAWULO iingcinga zakho.
- ukucinga nge-X intombi. Isixazululo: zibambe ngokwenza oko kwaye ucinge ngenye into okanye uzixakeke ngenye into.
- Ukucinga malunga nokuhlalisa njl njl njl njl, ukuzingca ngamantombazana endiya kudibana nawo. Isixazululo: zibambe ngokwenza oko kwaye ucinge ngenye into okanye uzixakeke ngenye into.
- uziva iimvakalelo ezingafunekiyo (umsindo, isithukuthezi, usizi). Isisombululo: qaphela ngakumbi iimvakalelo (mhlawumbi ngokucamngca ngengqondo), yamkele ukuba yimvakalelo yethutyana, kwaye ngomonde usebenze ukuyidlulisa. Ngamanye amaxesha kumalunga nokusinda kwangolo suku kwaye ngethemba lokuziva ngokwahlukileyo kusasa.
- ukucinga kakhulu malunga nendlela ongazukucinga ngayo malunga ne-porn-kuthetha ukuba ucinga kancinci malunga ne-porn… Isisombululo: cinga ngenye into! Fumana iindlela zokuzigcina uzixakekile (kunye nengqondo yakho!)
lwezeNtlalo:
- "Emva kosuku oluyimpumelelo emsebenzini okanye esikolweni okanye kwimeko yezentlalo ndibeka ingqiqo yokuba kulungile kwaye kulungile ukuba fap". Isisombululo: zibambe kule nkqubo kwaye ubonise ubuxoki bayo kuwe.
- uxinzelelo. Isixazululo: fumana ezinye iindlela zokujongana noxinzelelo (umziselo, ukucamngca, njl.).
- Ukungahlali kunye nokuziva ngathi kufana ngeSonto ekuseni. Isixazululo: thintela ukusela ukufikelela kwinqanaba leentsimbi.
- Ukuvuka / imithi yentsasa. Isixazululo: phumani kwi-bed stat kwaye ukhumbule ukuba ungekho ifowuni yakho kufuphi nawe.
- Ukuthetha nentombazana kutyhila lukhulu. Isisombululo: emva kolo nxibelelwano, khawuleza ufumane umzuzu wokuzicacisela ngokwakho ukuba ubonakalisiwe kwintombazana enomtsalane, kwaye kulungile, kwaye kufuneka ubuyele emva ukuze ucinge ngezinye izinto.
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