- Akukho kuphulula amalungu esini.
- Akukho kubukela iphonografi. Sebenzisa izihluzi, ngakumbi ekuqaleni kohambo lwakho.
- Akukho 'pic/vid' enye, 'jonga nje ngokukhawuleza'; Ndiyakuqinisekisa, uya kugqiba ukuphinda ubuyele. Yamkela isimilo sokunyamezelana.
- Akukho edging.
- Akukho pics bikini facebook. Ngokusisiseko akukho nto ingeyiyo yokwenyani (funda: kuphela i-PIV eqhelekileyo, akukho makhubalo).
- Akukho ngesondo de ube ngokwenene bazive njengokulala ngesondo, kwaye kuxa usiba nexhala ngakumbi kwizinto ezithambileyo ezingazange zikwenze ukuba uxhuzule. Xa ufika apho, ukwabelana ngesondo kulungile, kodwa ungagqithisi. Eli cebiso ikakhulu ngenxa yeengxaki ze-ED. Owu, kwaye ulumkele 'isiphumo sokugxotha', uya kufuna amava amaninzi kuloo nto!
- Cima yonke i-porn kwi-drive yakho. MANJE. Akukho mibuzo.
- Ukhuni lwasekuseni luphawu oluhle lwenkqubela phambili.
- Amaphupha amanzi luphawu lwenkqubela phambili. Musa ukuseta kwakhona ibheji yakho.
- Flatlines ngeke kwenzeke. Bathiywa kwihlabathi liphela ziiNoFappers. Zenzeka ngenxa yokukhokela indlela yokuphila embi (abahlobo ababi / abambalwa, ababi / akukho ntombi, uxinzelelo, ukudakumba ngenxa yezinye izinto, ukungabikho ngokupheleleyo kwamathuba okubekwa, njl. njl.). Jongana naloo nto kwaye abasayi kuphinda bakundwendwele.
- I-Dead-dick effect ngeke kwenzeke. Ekuhambeni kwexesha iya kuhamba.
- Yenza umkhwa wokuphuma ubaleka/ukhwele ibhayisekile/ukubetha ijim/nantoni na. Kunyanzelekile ukuba wenze uhlobo oluthile lomthambo.
- Ngokuqinisekileyo ze yithi hayi kwi-hangout/umhla/ipati/naluphi na uhlobo lwendibano yoluntu. Uya kuvuya ukuba awuzange wenze njalo xa ulapho.
- Kuphephe ixesha elide lokungenzi nto ngazo zonke iindleko. Ngokukodwa ukuba kukho ikhompyutha ekufutshane.
- Musa ukulindela uphuculo lomlingo ngaphandle kwandawo. Sebenzisa amandla akho amatsha ukuze uzikhuphe apho kwaye uvuselele i-shit up.
- Iibhola eziBlue ngeke kwenzeka, nyamezela nje i-ache yosuku okanye ezimbini kwaye ziya kuba zingekho.
- Isidoda sakho sinokufumana umbala otyheli. Ilungile ngokugqibeleleyo.
Kwaye okubaluleke kakhulu…
- Hayi ukuyeka. Nokuba unokuphinda ubuyele, qhubeka.
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