Ngaphambi kokuba, ndandinzima kunzima ngezinye amaxesha

"Ndiba ngumkhweli onqoba iminqweno yakhe kunokuba unqobile iintshaba zakhe; ngokuba ukunqoba kunzima kunene. " - Aristotle

  1. Ndihlala ndivuswa yintombazana yam (ngaphambili, bendinengxaki yokufumana nzima ngamanye amaxesha). Esi sisizathu # 1 sokuba kutheni ndiyenzile…

  2. Ndiziva ndizithemba ngakumbi (ngaphambili, ndaziva ndinentloni zokubuza abantu into, ngoku ndiyifumana ilula)

  3. Ndinyuse amandla okumisela imikhwa emitsha (ngaphambili, ndikwalile ukufunda ipolishi (ndihlala ePoland) kuba bendingafuni ukuziphazamisa, ngoku ndiyichola ngenjongo yokonwaba .. iiyure ezimbalwa ngeveki).

  4. Ndisebenzisa ixesha lam elinemveliso (ngaphambili, ndalwa ndedwa ukubukela okanye ukungabukeli imidlalo ye-Intanethi, i-Starcraft II).

  5. Ndihlala ndiqala ngesondo (ngaphambili, wayengoyena mntu wayeza kuba ne-horny… kanye ngeveki. Ngoku ndiye ndifumane i-horny yonke imihla xa ndinikwe ithuba. Ukanti, xa ndisebenzisa i-kegel ndinokuzola ngoku).

  6. Ndikhoyo (ngaphambili, bendihlala ndiyifumana ingqondo yam ibaleka..nditsho ndiqaphela ikhephu liwele ebusweni bam, ukuthula, touch ukukhanya).

  7. Ndiyazihlonipha ngakumbi (Ngaphambili, ndaziva ndinentloni ngesiyobisi sam esingamanyala kwaye ndizama ukuyifihla. Ngoku akukho nto ndiyifihlayo. Ndikhululekile.)

  8. Ndizifumana ndibiza izihlobo zam kunye nosapho rhoqo (Ngaphambili, bendinemvume encinci yokujonga ngaphakathi kwizalamane zam. Ngoku ndifuna ukuthetha nabo).

  9. Ndikwimeko entle yomzimba (ngaphambili, bendisebenza kakuhle, kodwa bendingekho kwimeko entle. Ngoku ndifumana amandla angakumbi okwenza i-pushups engahleliyo kunye nokufumana indawo yokusebenza okungaphezulu).

  10. Ndenza ukhetho lokutya olungcono (Ngaphambili, bendinengxaki yokuyeka iitapile zeetapile. Ndakuyeka i-porn, ngandlela thile ndaba namandla angakumbi okufunda iincwadi zempilo ndenza utshintsho oluyimfuneko).

  11. Ndivakalelwa njengendoda (Ngaphambili, ndaziva ngathi ndithandana nentombazana yam. Ngoku ndifuna ukuyigqiba, ndikhonze umzimba wayo kwaye ndiyenze ngendlela yobudoda. Uyayithanda, ndiyayithanda.)

  12. Andinaxinzelelo oluncinci (Phambi kwazo zonke iintsuku ezimbalwa ngokuhlwa ndiza kudilizwa. Ngoku kwenzeka kanye ngeveki kunye nokucamngca okukhawulezayo kunye nokulungisa okwenzekileyo.)

  13. Ndinobuchule bokuyila (ngaphambili, bendigxile emsebenzini kwaye ndingafuni ukudanisa kakhulu (ndingumdanisi we-kizomba)… ngoku ndizifumana ndizichaza ngokungacwangciswanga kumculo kwaye ndinovuyo olutsha.)

  14. Ndikhumbula izinto ngcono (ngaphambili, bendidinga ukubeka umzamo obukhali wokufunda izinto ezintsha, ngoku iza nge30% ngokulula .. ivakalelwa lula ngandlela thile).

  15. Ndiziva ndinomtsalane ngakumbi (Ngaphambili, xa bendichitha ixesha elininzi ndedwa ndaba neentloni kwaye ndinentloni. Ngoku, ndizifumana ndizimangalisile kwaye ndisondela kubantu endiya kukufumanisa kunzima ukusondela kubo).

  16. Ndifumanisa ukuba kulula ukuzicel 'umngeni (Ngaphambili, bendinemivumba embalwa evelisayo ngeveki. Ngoku ndinesidudu esinemveliso yonke imihla.)

  17. Ndiyakuvuyela ukufunda izinto ezintsha (ngaphambili, ngokuhlwa emva komsebenzi bekunzima ukuzityhala ndifunda incwadi engeyonyani. Rhoqo bendizoyisakala ngokubukela imovie yesenzo esibi… Ngoku, kulula, andisafuni kuchitha ixesha lam kwakhona. ubuqhetseba.)

  18. Ndiziva ndizolile (ngaphambili, bendicaphuka msinya kwaye ndithethe izinto ebendingazithethi. Ngoku kulula ukuzibona ndinomsindo kwaye ndiyeke ukubachaphazela kakubi abanye.)

  19. Ndiyakuthanda ukunika imessage kunye nemboniso yangaphambili (Ngaphambili, andikaze ndiqonde ukuba kutheni abantu beya kungcungcuthekisa omnye umntu. Ngoku ukuqonda kwam kwandisile kwaye ndiyakonwabela ukubonwa ngumbala ohlukeneyo, ukuqabula okumanzi nokujonga emehlweni abanye ixesha elide).

  20. Ndifundile izibonelelo zokugcina isidoda (ngaphambili, andizange ndiphile ngaphezulu kweentsuku ezi-5 ngaphandle kokuchama. Ngoku ndibhiyozela iintsuku ezili-12 zokugcinwa… kwaye ndinokwenza uthando iiyure).

  21. Ndinokunxibelelana ngokunzulu nabanye (Ngaphambi kokuba ndifumane kunzima ukufumana izinto zokuthetha. Ngoku umdla wokwazi kwabanye kunye nakwilizwe jikelele uyonyukile).

  22. Ndingasebenza ngemveliso ixesha elide (ngaphambi kokuba ndingakwazi ukwenza umsebenzi wokuyila ngaphezulu kweeyure ezi-3..ngoku ndiyazolula ukuya kwiiyure ezingama-4-4.5 ngaphambi kokufuna ukuqala kwakhona)

  23. Ndizithanda ngakumbi (phambi kokuba ndingathandi ukujonga esipilini kakhulu… ngoku xa ndiyitshintshile imikhwa yam, ukutya endikukhethayo, ukusebenza… ndiyaqala ukuthanda umzimba wam kwakhona).

  24. Amehlo am acacile (ngaphambili, amehlo am akhangeleka amfiliba kwaye ndacinga ukuba kungenxa yokuba ndichitha ixesha elininzi kwikhompyuter + ukubona kwam kubi. Kodwa ngoku amehlo wamehlo sele ecacile kwaye ndinokukwenza oko ukuzithemba kum kujonge esipilini).

  25. Ndiliqabane elingcono lobomi kunye nomhlobo ongcono. (Ngaphambi kokuba ndive ngathi ndithanda ukonga amandla am ukuze ndikwazi ukuzikhathalela ngakumbi. Ngoku ndiziva ngathi amandla am ayaphuphuma kwaye ndinokuninzi ukupha.)

Andikuthandi ukucinga ngokungabinamanyala… kunye nokugcinwa kwamadlozi njengokufezekisa amandla amakhulu.

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… Kodwa ndaphinda ndanombulelo kuba ndingakhange ndifunde ngale nto xa ndineminyaka engama-40.

 

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