Ndingumntu omncinci oneminyaka emibini ye-28. Andizange ndicinge ukuba abantu basetyhini bayandithanda. Bendihlala ndinemicimbi yokuthemba nabo (kunye nehlabathi ngokubanzi!).
Ukusukela oko ndafumanisa iphonografi (malunga neminyaka ye-15!), Ubudlelwane bam buye balandela ipatheni eyoyikisayo eneziphumo ezibi kakhulu.
Ndikhule ndinotata oxhaphazayo. Ndihlala naye ndimbona ukuba uphatha gadalala umntakwethu yonke imihla.
Ndinemicimbi emininzi yomzali kunye nomsindo. Nanini na xa ndisondele emntwini, bendizikhupha kubo ingqumbo kubo kwaye ubudlelwane bube bungapheli ngaphambi kokuba buqale.
Ngoku, ngenxa yonyango, ndidale umgama phakathi kwam noTata kwaye iingxaki zam zaba ngcono.
Ubomi bam, kunye nomsebenzi wam wawukwizikhundla zokuzibamba. Andifane ndizive ukuba ndonwabile, bendisoloko ndidiniwe, kwaye nokuzithemba kwam bekungxamile.
Ngoku andinayo i-streak enkulu. Kodwa ndihambe kwiindawo ezininzi ezincinci ukusukela kwiinyanga ezi-2 ezidlulileyo. Okwangoku, encinci iyaqhubeka.
Nantsi ingxelo yotshintsho ebomini:
- Ukuqala ukubona indlela iphonografi yinto ekhuthaza ubuchopho, eli yayilinyathelo lokuqala lokufunda ukuba uyakukuva okuninzi kwiiforamu ezichasene ne-porn kodwa KUFUNEKA uqhubeke kwi-NoFap streak ukuze uzibonele ngokwakho. Isondo lokwenyani alisoze lifane. Imifanekiso engamanyala iqala ukuziva iyinto ecekisekayo ngoku! (KAKHULU, INDAWO YOKUGQIBELA YAM!)
- Ulawulo lomsindo wam luphindaphindwe ngesigidi!
- Ixhala lam ekuhlaleni liqala ukuhla ngokucacileyo!
- Ulwalamano lwam noTata alukaphucuki kuba ungumntu ombi. Kodwa ayikabi mbi kwaye andivumanga ukuba imilo yethu ifike entlokweni yam.
- Ndiye ndawubona umsebenzi wam njengowona uphambili kwaye ngoku ndiqala ukubonakala. Ndathetha-thethana ngokuhambisa umqeshi wam osisigxina ngelo xesha kwisivumelwano esisekwe kwimisebenzi. Oko kwakukukhululeka kuba ndandikucaphukela ukusebenza ngokusisigxina kunye nabo. Babengenalo nofifi lwendlela yokulawula umqeshwa (nje iqela leescophants eziza kunye ukwenza into). Ndandi newbie kwintengiso kwaye ndacalulwa ngenxa yeembono zam zezopolitiko kwaye ndathotywa ngenxa yeempazamo ezincinci ezincinci kwi-imeyile. Nje ukuba ndiphume ndiye ndaqala ukusondela kwinjongo zam zokudala iwebhusayithi yam. Ndiyaluthanda ulwimi lwesiNgesi kunye nokuhlela. Ke ngoku ujonge imisebenzi kuloo ndawo!
- Ukwabelana ngesondo kungcono. Ndenza kakuhle kwaye ndoneliseka kakhulu ekugqibeleni.
- Mhlawumbi eyona nto imnandi kakhulu kukuba ndinxibe iimpahla zangaphantsi ngobunono kuba ndinoloyiko lokuba kuza kuba nzima emntwini!
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