Iminyaka eyi-17 yeminyaka eyi-18 / 05 / 18, 22: 44. Emva kohlukana no-ex wam okwesibini, kwaqala yonke into de kwangoku. Ndaphuma kumama katata wam kuba ubudlelwane bam babuyityhefu, ndaziva ngathi ndimshiti, kwaye u-PMOing umane wenza kwaba kubi. Ndicime i-Snapchat kunye ne-Instagram, kwaye ndithatha iReddit, ngenxa yokuba ezo sayithi ziyafana nje nempilo yakho yengqondo. Kwakuyimpembelelo yebhabhathane kwaye ekugqibeleni ndaphelela apha, iintsuku ze-90 zempumelelo.
Ukuqalisa. Amagqabantshintshi. Kwi-TL: DR ewe kuyinyani. Unamandla angakumbi, ukuzithemba nayo yonke enye into onokuthi ufunde ngayo. Nangona kunjalo, ukuba ubiza uzive uzithembile kwaye unomdla wokuzenzela izinto ezintle ungamandla amakhulu, ke loo nto luphawu olulula lokuba kukho into engalunganga ebomini bakho. Ukuziva wonwabile ngokwakho ayisiyamandla amakhulu, ukuphakamisa iimoto kunye nokudubula i-lasers emehlweni akho.
I-NoFap kunye noluntu sisitshixo esikuncedayo ukuvula into obungayazi ukuba unayo. Umnqweno wokuya ejimini kunye nokunxibelelana nabahlobo, ngaphandle kokuziva unexhala lokuba uza kugwetywa ngalo lonke ixesha. Ukucinezela udlule kwindawo ongayazi ukuba unganako, kwaye yenza isidenge njengesimumu kwi-5: 30 kusasa ukuze uye kuqhuba. Kunye nezi superpowers ufunda imida obungazi ukuba unayo, kwaye nokuzithemba kunye nokuqina ubusoloko unqwenela ukuba ube unawo.
Kodwa kuyo yonke ipro kukho ikhonco. Kubantu abatsha ukuqala ukuba kulungile ukuba neemvakalelo zoyikisayo, yazi ukuba zezokwexeshana. Kwaye kwabo bayaziyo into endithetha ngayo, abaphinde babuyele nakwabo bakuluhambo lwabo lweNoFap, ndiziva kwaye ndiyaniqonda. Eso sigqubuthelo sexhala onaso yinto nje yomzimba wakho ekuxelela ukuba ifuna okuthile, inqwenela into. Sisilwanyana ekufuneka ufunde ukufuya. Amandla obungazi ukuba unayo, isiqu sakho ngokwenyani. Yazi ukuba le mvakalelo imdaka inokuhlala ukuya kwiiveki (i-flatline) unganikezeli kuyo nantoni na. Khumbula ukuba yimvakalelo nje, ulawula iimvakalelo zakho, iimvakalelo zakho azikulawuli.
Ujongana njani naloo mlinganiso? Uyayivuma loo mvakalelo kwaye uyive ngokwakho. Yiya kwindawo yokuzivocavoca kwaye ubaleke kabini ubude, ukhawuleze kwaye unzima kuba kufanelekile oko. Yixelele ukuba ihambe incanca i-dick kwaye uhambe i-hike uhambe. Ukuhlala phantsi kwenkwenkwezi kuhlala phantsi kweenkwenkwezi kwaye ube neengcinga zakho kuba ziya fuck yonke into. Unguwe. Ungumseki omkhulu kwaye ungumnikazi wayo .... awuyonto, yitch yakho. NGUWE COZ OBALULEKILEYO COZ AKUKHO MNYE OMNYE UMNTU OLUFANAYO. Zimele. Nyaniseka. Yiba negunya. Qiniseka. Uyazithemba, kwaye ukuba ufuna ukulila ngenxa yokuba i-shit iya kukufika, khala, kuba kungcono kunokuba unikezele kwidemon yangaphakathi onayo. Uyilawula le idemon, uhlala uphakamisa intloko yakho wena ubhule obuhle.
Khumbula ukuba konke kukusetyenzwa kwengqondo. Ufunda izinto ezintsha ngawe nangelizwe, kuba uqeqesho luza nezifundo. Ingqondo yakho yomelele kunayo nantoni na. Nokuba ungakanani na umsipha wakho, ukuba unengqondo ebuthathaka, ke awunguyiyo nantoni na. Uyakhula njengomntu, kulapho ke zidlalwa khona ezi zinto zibalaseleyo. Uba nje wena. Inene nguwe. Ukhulisa imeko yengqondo ongayi kuthengisa ngayo enye into, kwaye nangona ungasafezekanga, yazi ukuba ungazibongela ngezinto ozitshintshileyo.
Sukukhohliswa ukuba ubomi bakho bonke buza kutshintsha kwiintsuku ze-90, kuba ayizukukwenza oko, kodwa iba ngcono. Yazi ukuba kukuziphucula okuzinzileyo kwaye kuya kunyuka kuphela apha. Ndiyazi ukuba kufuneka ndifunde ngakumbi kwaye ndigxile ngakumbi, kodwa ndiyazi ukuba ndiza kufika kwakamsinya kuba ndiyakholelwa kum. Kwaye nawe ufanele. Nokuba ungahlala kangaphi na, zive shit, nokuba yintoni, uhlala ukholelwa kuwe, qhubeka kwaye uqale ngaphezulu.
Ukuphela. Ndikuloliwe obhala oku emva kokubona izihlobo zam, kwaye okokuqala ngqa kuloo fucking ngonaphakade ndaziva ndonwabile. Ndidibene nabo, ndahleka kwaye ndathetha (ngaphandle kwesidenge somntu osisidenge). Ndonwabela izinto ngakumbi kwaye ndiyazenzela. Ndimele nditsho kakhulu kuba ndiyanibulela kubahlali kunye noluntu ngokundinceda kule nto. Ndibulela reddit ngokundijonga ukuba ndibengubani (ndiyazi ukuba iyavakala i-ironic af). Ngaphandle kwale ndawo ngendingafundanga ukunxiba ngcono, fumana ukuhlekisa kwam okanye ukufumana abantu endinokunxibelelana nabo. Ke enkosi nonke.
Umnqweno onqwenelekayo kuhambo lwakho dudes.
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