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Molweni nonke,

Ndenze esi sithuba ngomsonto owahlukileyo kwaye ndacelwa ukuba ndiwenze owawo umsonto. Omnye umlingani we-fapstronaut wayenemiba ye-porn kwaye ezama ukujamelana nayo, yabetha intambo kunye nam kwaye yandenza ndaqonda ukuba imiba yam eninzi endinayo / endinayo ayizikhethelanga kum nakwabanye abaninzi ngaphandle.


Ke ndiyathemba ukuba oku ukufunda ngezantsi kuluncedo kuwe. Kulungile, ndizamile i-K9 kwaye nokuba ne-password eyahlukileyo ayisebenzi. Ungayikhupha ngokulula, ndifumanisa ukuba ubuchopho bethu buzama ukutshintsha i-porn ngenye into ekugqibeleni. Kodwa kufuneka uqinisekise ukuba isempilweni.

Ukuba ulikhoboka lokwenyani kwezi zinto njengoko ndinjalo, ke uya kukhupha i-k9 xa umnqweno unganyamezeleki. Yonke into oyithethileyo ibe yinyaniso nakum, sibekwe kwimeko efana nezinja ze-papalovs kwaye singena kule ndlela ye-zombies.

Khawukhumbule nje ukuba ungazityi, ndibile kwaye ndinobunzima bokuyeka ezinye ndizama ukufumana iindlela zokungabikho kwikhompyuter yam. Yicomputer emdaka maaaan! Ngokukodwa ebusuku kakhulu ndiziva ngathi lixesha elifanelekileyo lokufafa kunye nokulala.

Ndifumanisa yonke into ebangela ukuba ndizive ngolu hlobo, ukuba ufumana nantoni na ecebisayo, kubonakala ngathi ivuselela iminqweno. Yinto entle ukuba ufumanise kwimeko okuyo, ndiye ndathatha ixesha elide ndaza ndaphinda ndabuyela emva… ingqondo ayikaqaliswanga ngokupheleleyo.

Uthini ngale nto, mna nawe sibe ngabahlobo abasenyongweni kwaye sobabini siza kuyenza le nto ngokufanelekileyo kunye. Ingasinceda ngokuqinisekileyo 🙂 Ndiza kufaka ibheji yam ngenxa yethu sobabini. I'll prove to you that it can be done , sele ndiyenzile xa ndiphinda ndiyenze.

Ukusukela ngoku ukuya phambili xa ubona i-porn okanye nantoni na ecebisayo yivale kwangoko. Konke kukuzibamba ngokokubona kwam. Kwakhona susa zonke ii-nsfw subreddits zakho njengoko ubutshilo. Ngezantsi ndenze inqwaba yamanqaku endiwakhumbulayo kumceli mngeni wam.

Uluhlu lwezibonelelo endizibonileyo ngexesha lam elide:

1. Waziva ezolile

2. Wayonwabela yonke into

3. Wayekrelekrele indlela yonke!

4. Amantombazana angandiqaphela

5. Ndandinomnqweno onzulu wokufuna ukuthetha nokuncokola nokuncokola.

6. Ujoliso olungcono

7. Ilizwi elinzulu

8. Unuka ngcono!

9. Ukuhambelana ngexesha lencoko

10. Ndazimela.

11. I-Self Esteem high kunye nokuzithemba kwam, ndingajongana ne-shit ngaphandle kwakho.

12. Ndaqaphela ukuba ndingazibonakalisa ngcono.

13. Ndijonge phambili kusuku olulandelayo mihla le!

14. Umculo wawuvakala ngcono

15. Waziva enobuchule ngakumbi.

16. Bendinawo amandla, everyday xa ndivuka bendingeva nenkungu okanye intloko ebuhlungu.

17. Oh ewe ndiyekile ukucinga ukwenza yonke intombazana kwiinyanga ezingama-42 zokuqala ndingatsho. Ndibe nzima malunga ne-87 okanye kunjalo njengoko i-libido yam ibuyile.

18. Ndikhangeleka ngcono

19. Ijim iziva kakhulu ngokukodwa impompo

20. Ufumana i-i-tuned kunye neemvakalelo zakho kwaye ubone umfanekiso wangempela wobomi bakho.

21. Isithuba esingakumbi kwi-hard drive :p (Ndiyazi)

22. Andizoyiki abahlobo bam ukusebenzisa ikhompyuter yam.

23. Amantombazana okwenene akhangeleka kakhulu!

24. Ipipi yam ethe bhakabhaka ibikhangeleka inde kwaye ndaziva ndimangalisa ngaloo nto, oh ewe kwaye umthondo wakho uya kujongeka kwaye uzive ugudile.

25. Ubuso bam babuneziphene ezincinci kunye nokwakhiwa kweoli. Ndandinolusu oluhle.

26. Ndayeka ukuziluma iinzipho okokuqala ebomini bam.

27. Imfundo: Xa useklasini uziva ugxile kakhulu kwinto ethethwa ngunjingalwazi.

28. Uya kuba nokuqonda ngakumbi okukungqongileyo, uya kuqaphela iimvakalelo kunye nokuziphatha okukungqongileyo ngokukhawuleza. Kufana nokuba namandla amakhulu.

29. Ukuthatha umngcipheko kuvakala kulula.

30. Unganikezeli ngengqondo (Ayithethi ukuba uya kuba limpundu)

Abanye banokuphikisa uninzi lwezi zibonelelo endizibonileyo yayiyi-placebo kwaye bendiyicingela nje, yintoni ke! Uninzi lwezi ziye zanamathela kum kwaye ngokuziqhelanisa uya kukwazi ukugqibelelisa uninzi lwazo.

Uninzi lwezi zibonelelo zinokuqatshelwa kwiinyanga ezi-2 zokuqala okanye ngaphambili kwe-nofap… kwaye konke okufuneka ukwenze kukuzigcina uxakekile ngayo nantoni na ukuba ayidibani ne-porn okanye i-fapping. Ungaze uzihlekise ngokuzixelela ukuba uya kuba sekupheleni ... ukudibanisa kukhokelela kumanyala emva koko ubuyele kwisikwere sokuqala kwakhona.

Nanini na xa kufika iingcinga ezihexayo okanye ii-flashbacks faka i-x enkulu ebomvu kuyo engqondweni yakho. Yenza iipushups, hamba, phuma ukubaleka.

Izinto zokwenza:

1. Ziphekele ukutya kwakho ukuba kunokwenzeka, ungapheki ukutya okukhawulezayo. (Sika iswekile, ipop kunye nantoni na engekho mpilweni)

2. Fumana iiyure ezisi-8 zokulala

3. Zilungise njengokutsheva, ukuthambisa, ukucheba iinzipho zakho.

4. Coca igumbi lakho

5. Ukuba kuthatha imizuzu emi-2 ukwenza into, qhubeka wenze ezo!

6. Ukunamathela kwisiqhelo sokujima, iintsuku ezi-3 okanye ezi-4 ngeveki zibonakala ziwenza umsebenzi.

7. Abanye abantu baye bakhankanya imisebenzi yokucamngca kubo.

8. Funda iincwadi zokuzinceda ezifana noNxibelelwano olusondeleyo lukaDavid Burns.

9. Sukuthi hayi kwisimemo sokuhlala nabahlobo. (Ungahlali nabo ukuba unobungqina obubambekayo bokuba bangamampundu)

10. Zama ukuba nomdla kangangoko kunokwenzeka. (Ndikufumanisa kunzima ukwenza oku ngaphandle kwabahlobo okanye abantu endinokunxulumana nabo, ngakumbi ngexesha lasebusika naxa uninzi lwabahlobo bam bemkile ngenxa yokuba bephumelele.)

11. Kungakhathaliseki ukuba yintoni na, musa ukufaka i-porn endaweni ye-facebook, i-youtube kunye ne-reddit njalo njalo.

12. Cima onke amanyala akho; cima onke amakhonkco akho anxulumeneyo kwiindawo ezingamanyala.

Unokuzama ukwenza nantoni na ekunike ulonwabo ngaphandle kokufaka, izinto oziqwalaselayo aziyi kuba mnandi ... Ekuqaleni uya kuba njengale nto ayiyi kundenzela nantoni na kodwa ndithembe ekugqibeleni ezo zinto ezincinci ziya kuba mnandi ukwenza.

Ndandicinga ukuba impahla yokuhlamba yayisisimumu, impahla yam ndandiyishiya yonke indawo. Ngoku ndisoloko ndikhangele phambili ekuhlambeni iimpahla.

Into endizama ukuyithetha kukuba ukonwabele ukuhlala nawe, ukonwabele ukuba nawe. Ukuba uyonwaba, abanye baya kuba nomdla kwaye bangathanda ukuba nawe.

Kwakhona abanye baya kuyirhoxisa ngokupheleleyo imidlalo yevidiyo kunye naluphi na uhlobo lokuzonwabisa, ndiyenzile loo nto ekuqaleni kodwa ndazama ukudlala umdlalo okanye emibini qho emva koko. Ndinqande nantoni na ekhobokisayo njenge-MMORPG's, ndidlale nje imidlalo yomdlali omnye enemigca yamabali.

Ke gqiba ukufunda loo ncwadi, gqiba ukubukela umboniso opholileyo weTV, imuvi okanye nantoni na.

Kwakhona uya kuqaphela ukuba kukho isondo kuyo yonke indawo, ingqondo yakho iya kuqala ukuyahlula njengenkohliso, kuba yi-2D. Ayiyontombazana yokwenyani, ngoko ke ayiyongxaki yethu.

Izinto ezingafanele zenze:

  • Musa ukuxelela ihlabathi liphela ngosukelo lwakho, ngakumbi abanye abahlobo. Badla ngokukugculela ndikufumanisa ukuba abanamdla wakho engqondweni. Kananjalo unokufumana ukuvavanywa koontanga bakho kwaye ingqondo yakho icinga ukuba uyifezekisile kwaye ngoku lixesha lokubuyela kulo mkhwa kwakhona.
  • Musa ukuziqhula (Owu ndiza kukhangela nje oku kunye nokunje ukuze ndibone ukuba i-shlong yam iyasebenza) (IYAQHUBEKA IYASEBENZA… IYA KUSOLOKO ISEBENZA)
  • Musa ukuvala, kuya kulibazisa ukuqalisa kwakho kwakhona.
  • Musa ukudibanisa nayiphi na imvakalelo kwimikhwa yakho engamanyala, iinkumbulo zephonografi ziya kubuya entlokweni yakho ngalo lonke ixesha. I-Flashback iya kuvela kwezona ndawo zingenamkhethe kumceli mngeni wakho… uninzi lwazo luya kumka. Sukuziva ulusizi xa uphinda ubuyela, kuya kubangela ukuba ube nokudakumba kwakhona… kwaye uya kuziva uphantsi kangangeentsuku ezimbalwa.
  • Ukuba kunokwenzeka ungazityi, uya kuziva ngathi une-hangover ngosuku olulandelayo kwaye uya kuziva intloko ebuhlungu kangangeentsuku ezimbalwa. (Oko kukuthi ukuba ukwixesha elide kwaye ubone i-porn kwakhona kwaye uya kuziva usesitolo se-candy.)
  • Sukutya i-fry okanye usele i-coke okanye nantoni na ... iqala apho kwaye ekugqibeleni uzozixelela, hey lemme jonga nje ikliphu enye kule ndawo okanye ujonge eminye imifanekiso, ubuyela umva. kumkhwa wakho omdala.

Uya kudlula kwizigaba ezine ngokusekwe kumava am:

inye: Iingcebiso ezininzi… (Ubuchopho bucinga ukuba uyalala. Kubonakala ngathi udlule kwizinto ezininzi kwaye uphantse wakwazi ukulawula, ngoku uyazi ukuba wenzeni.

Mbini: Ukudakumba kunye nokurhoxa okukhulu, ngezinye iintsuku uya kuziva ulusizi kakhulu kwaye ngezinye iintsuku uya kuziva wonwabe kakhulu. Ngoko ke uya kutyhubela ii-spikes… Kodwa ungakhathazeki iza kudlula… Usenokude ube nentloko eqaqambayo kunye neempumlo ezivuzayo… Ihlala imini okanye njalo. Uyakuphulukana ne-libido yakho kwesi sigaba, unokuqalisa ukuthandabuza ukuba i-Dick yakho iyekile ukusebenza kwaye uza kuzama ukuzivuselela… SUZIKHATHAZA NGALE nto… ekugqibeleni uya kufumana iinkuni zakusasa yonke imihla kwaye ziya kukwenza yiva kamnandi.

Ngesi sigaba uya kuzisola ngezinto ezininzi, ubudlelwane obuphosiweyo obudlulileyo, izinto obunokuthi uzenze, izinto obunokuthi uzithethile, izinto obunokuthi uzenze….

Oku kuya kudlula, ngoko ungakhathazeki ngako.

Ntathu: Ukuziva uchulumancile kwaye uphumile ekhejini, uya kuqaphela yonke into obuyenzileyo ngaphambili. Awuyi kuba nomdla kwi-porn konke konke ngethemba lokulungileyo. Imidlalo yevidiyo, iimuvi, iinkqubo zikamabonwakude aziyi kuba nomdla kakhulu njengoko uthanda ukuphuma ngakumbi kwaye uthanda ukuhlala nabahlobo bakho ngakumbi, UBOMI yindawo yakho yokudlala.

Ezine: Le yenzeke kum kwaye ayinakwenzeka kuwe, ukuba awuzange ulale kwiintsuku zokuqala ezingama-90 uya kuzixelela ukuba iya kwenzeka ekugqibeleni. Uya kuba novelwano kwaye unokulibala izizathu zokuba uqale ukwenza oku kwaye uya kuba ngathi oku akuyi kulimaza nabani na kwaye uya kuqukumbela ubuyele kumjikelezo ongasoze uphele ixeshana. Ke ukuqokelelana kokuzithandabuza, ukuzisola, ukudakumba kakhulu kunenqanaba lokuqala lokurhoxa kunokukubetha.

Khumbula ukuba uyayiphilisa ingqondo yakho kwaye uzenzela wena, ikamva uya kukubulela.

Ezinye izixhobo ezandincedayo:

  • Amatyathanga (Ukunceda ngokubala yonke imihla)
  • Ingqondo yakho kwi-porn (Ichaza imiba ethile efunyenwe ngamadoda kunye nendlela abayilungisa ngayo, kunye neevidiyo ezilungileyo zokufunda)
  • Ezinye iividiyo zokukhuthaza:
  • Hlala kunye ne-chivarly
  • Ikliphu yefilimu evela kwizigebenga
  • Uyifuna kakubi kangakanani?

Ndiyathemba ukuba le nto iyakunceda njengoko indincedile, uya kufunda okuninzi ngawe kolu hambo kuya kuba luncedo.

Andikuphoxi okanye nantoni na, eso sigaba sokugqibela ngexesha lohambo lwam sandilahla njengoko ndandingayilungiselelanga njengoko ndingazange ndifunde nayiphi na into kuyo, uninzi lwabantu ababekule nto sele bekwi-relationship okanye babenayo. Ukwabelana ngesondo kwaye ndaqaphela ukuba abakonwabeli ukwabelana ngesondo okanye bane-ED… Mna kwelinye icala ndiyayenza le nto bendikade ndilikhoboka layo ukusukela kwisikolo samabanga aphantsi kwaye ndiphepha yonke intombazana ebinokuba liqabane lam, nesangqa sam Itshomi ziye zanyamalala ndagqibezela eDyunivesithi lonto ibengumqobo ekukhuleni kwam nasebomini bam. Ndiyafuna ukonwaba nokuba nomntu kodwa andifuni ukuba lusukelo lwam ndodwa, singayoyisa lento! Ngapha koko sizifumene kwi-intanethi kwaye sizama ukufikelela.

Ndiyazi ukuba sisithuba eside, kodwa ndizama ukudlulisa ulwazi lwam.

TL; DR: Andisoze ndikuncame, soze .... ndiyifunde, indithathe unaphakade ukuba ndibhale yonke le nto kuni.

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