Zotsatira za 10 Zosokoneza Ubongo: Ali Kuti?
Kodi muli ndi vuto la zolaula? Chonde.
Tiyeni tiyese kuyesa pang'ono, pakali pano. Osadina ulalowu. Ili ndi mkazi wamaliseche mkati mwake. Akazi awiri amaliseche, makamaka. Chimodzi mwazabwino kwambiri zolaula Luba Shumeyko…
[ Nkhani yoyambirira, yokhala ndi zithunzi ]
… Ndipo onse ndi amaliseche, amalankhula mosavundikira pabedi. Gwedezani chala chanu cha mbewa ndipo mutha kuwawona onse ali ndiulemerero wapamwamba. Koma osadina. Tikutsimikizira mfundo apa.
Posachedwa nkhuku ina inanena pamaso pa Senate zokhudzana ndi zizolowezi zolaula. Maselo onse ofiira amagazi anali abwino kwambiri kwa anthu osamvetseka, achikunja omwe amachititsa poizoni boma lathu poyipa, akudzifunsa kuti apita kuti afotokoze kuti zolaula pa intaneti zinali ntchito ya ufiti wa Chikunja kapena ziwanda zomwe zimachokera ku Gawo lachiwiri la Gehena.
Ndikadaseka nawo, koma ndazindikira kuti pa matepi asanu ndi limodzi a Firefox omwe ndatsegula, asanu adayang'anitsitsa zolaula.
Komabe, lingaliro ili la "kuledzera" ndilopanda pake. Kulondola? Ndikutanthauza, kuti ndimve mayiyo akuyankhula, ena mwa inu mumayenera kuyang'ana kuti musadule cholumikizira chamaliseche kumtunda uko, ndikumva nkhawa yamatumbo m'matumbo mwanu poganiza za atsikana awiri ovala maliseche atagona pamasamba, mosisisitana wina ndi mnzake. O, ndikutsimikiza ena mwa inu mudadina chifukwa chongofuna kudziwa ndipo kulumikizana sikunayambitse zolaula. Izi, komabe, zimatero. Koma osadina.
[Chithunzi chosachotsedwa]
Chifukwa chake ndimafuna kutsimikizira mwasayansi momwe chiphunzitsochi chinali chodabwitsa. Pogwiritsa ntchito intaneti komanso omvera anga osakulitsa, ndinasonkhanitsa anthu pafupifupi 100 oti ndiyambe nawo, onse omwe anali ogwiritsa ntchito zolaula nthawi zonse. Tsopano, kungowafunsa ngati anali osokoneza bongo sikukadakhala kopanda tanthauzo ngati kuyesa kupukuta abulu athu ndi zinkhanira zochepa. Palibe amene amakonda kuuzidwa zinthu zomwe amakonda zimamuvulaza kapena, choyipitsitsa, chizindikiro cha kufooka kwamtundu wina. Zomwe timachita ndikuthamangira pamaondo ndikuthamangira kukateteza zoyipa zathu ndipo m'zaka zanga pa 'ukonde sindinamvepo wina aliyense akuvomereza kuti ndimakonda zolaula.
Krunkass12: Anzanga, ndangoyamba kumene kukweza HL2. Zabwino kwambiri. Ndiyenera kusintha mathalauza anga tsopano!
RckJmsBtch: Zabwino. Ndikutenga yanga mawa. Ponena za thalauza, zikuwoneka kuti mbolo yanga iyenera kutulutsa lamulo loletsa m'manja mwanga chifukwa ndine kapolo wa chizolowezi chogonana ndi zolaula.
Krunkass12: Ah. Inenso, mnzanga, ndamenyedwa ndi kugunda kwa mbuye wokonda zolaula.
Komanso, pali libertarian yotereyi pa intaneti kotero kuti aliyense amene amatenga mbali zotsutsana ndi zolaula pokambirana amaponyedwa nthawi yomweyo mdzenje la onyenga ndi owotcha mabuku ndi ma thumper a m'Baibulo, pansi ndi Fallwell ndi Bin Laden komanso wolemba mabuku Jack Chick.
Kuphatikiza apo, nthawi ina ndimadziwa msungwana yemwe amasuta fodya kwazaka zisanu ndi zitatu ndipo tsiku lililonse amalumbira kuti atha kusiya mosavutikira komanso nthawi iliyonse yomwe angafune. Osokoneza bongo amakhala omaliza kudziwa kuti ali osokoneza bongo.
Sanazindikire kuti ali ndi vuto mpaka atayesa kusiya.
Ndiye ndizomwe tidachita. Nditafunsa odzipereka ndidawauza kuti adzakhala ndi ntchito imodzi: kuyesa kusiya zolaula. Kenako titha kuwona kuti atenga nthawi yayitali bwanji osafufuza zamaliseche, kaya pa intaneti kapena pazoyendetsa mwakhama kapena kumbuyo kwa alumali yawo.
Ngati pali njira yabwinoko yozindikira kusuta, sindikudziwa.
Tinakhala patatha masabata awiri ndikuyesa zotsatira. Kodi mukuganiza kuti tinatani? Kodi mukanatani?
Nayi mwayi wanu womaliza pa maliseche a Luba ndi mnzake wokongola, pakadali pano, mulibe kanthu komanso pamasamba ndi mphindi imodzi. Kodi ndizovuta kuti musamangodinikiza pa iye?
[Chithunzi chinasiya]
Ndiyenera kuti ndizindikire pano kuti sindine wasayansi wophunzitsidwa.
Zili choncho, nambala:
Pa maphunziro a 94, 52 (kapena 55%) alephera kupita
Mlungu umodzi wopanda zolaula.
Ndichoncho. Kuyang'ana mphamvu zawo zamaganizidwe pantchito yolimbana ndi mayesero amaliseche a 2D, kukumana ndi kuvomereza pagulu kuti alephera, ena a iwo mwina amangogona abulu awo, ngakhale theka lawo silinathe masiku asanu ndi awiri.
24 a iwo sanathe ngakhale kupyola masiku atatu.
Pa maphunziro athu a 94, tinali ndi gulu lalikulu la 28 (30%) omwe amawoneka kuti alibe vuto lolipereka ndipo sadakhululuke ndi zolaula monga mwalemba. Zina zonse, 66 za 94, zinapereka.
Wodabwa?
Ndinali. Koma ndinapeza kuti ophunzira adadabwa kwambiri. Deta yapachiyambi ndi ndemanga kuchokera kwa ophunzira ali PANO. Nawo ndondomeko ya kuchoka mu fomu ya graph:
Zonsezi ndizo:
"Zolaula" pazolinga za kafukufukuyu amatanthauzidwa kuti "chithunzi kapena vidiyo iliyonse yomwe mwataya mwadzidzidzi mutachita maliseche."
Anthu okha omwe anali kale akuyang'ana pa zolaula adalandiridwa. Zinkawoneka zomveka, chifukwa phunziro la nicotine mowa, mwachitsanzo, likanangotengedwa ndi osuta.
"Kulephera" kumangowerengedwa pomwe nkhaniyo idadina dala ndikuonera zolaula. Zithunzi zolaula mwachidule komanso mwangozi, monga zolaula mu bokosi lawo, sizinawerengere. Izi zikadasokoneza zotsatira zake ngati munthu pa intaneti ndi botolo lamiyambi lomwe likuyandama munyanja la amaliseche a JPEG komanso ochita zolaula.
Tsopano, musanathamange kubwerera ku bolodi lamakalata lomwe mumakonda ndi zotsutsa zanu…
Zinthu zomwe mwina mukufunsa:
Ndimaganiza kuti umati uli ndi maphunziro zana…
Tinali ndi 96 ndipo nkhani ziwiri zomwe sitinabwererenso. Tinali ndi amuna a 92 ndi a 4.
Chodabwitsa n'chakuti * ahem * azimayi anali ndi vuto lalikulu lopeŵa poyerekeza ndi anyamata. Amayi atatu mwa anayi (kapena 75% kwa inu omwe ali oipa kwambiri pamasom'pamaso) amakhalabe opanda zolaula.
Kodi mukuganiza kuti zotsatirazi ndi zowona? Uku kunali kufufuza kosadziwika komwe kunachitika pa intaneti.
Ndizowona, ndichifukwa chake mukuwona zotsatirazi patsamba loseketsa la intaneti osati New England Journal of Medicine. Inde, awa anali anthu opanda mawonekedwe omwe anali ndi mayina abodza (kafukufuku wolaula pomwe maphunziro amapita ndi mayina ngati a Johnny Hard On ndi James Bondage mwina apatsa komiti ya Nobel kaye).
Izi zonse ndi chakudya chongoganiza, monga chilichonse chomwe mumawerenga pa intaneti. Komanso kumbukirani kuti ngati okonda zolaula amakhala ndi chifukwa chonama, zikuwoneka kuti anganene kuti atenga nthawi yayitali kuposa momwe adachitiradi, osati ayi. Monga ndanenera, palibe amene akufuna kujambula zomwe amakonda monga chizolowezi kapena ngati china chomwe angachite bwino kupewa. Sindingathe kulingalira kuti ena mwa omwe akupikisana nawo adasweka koma sanavomere. Sindikukhulupirira kuti aliyense wa iwo adakhala opanda zolaula koma ananama kuti alephera.
Ndiye kodi sizingatanthauze kuti zotsatira zenizeni zitha kudalira mbali yakumwa mankhwala m'malo motalikirana nazo?
Wina angadandaule kuti kufufuza kafukufuku wokhudzana ndi zolaula kungawononge anthu amene akuganiza kuti ndi olaula (motero amatsutsa zotsatira). Koma munganenenso mosiyana, kuti anthu amadalira zolaula amangokhala kutali, kutali ndi phunziro lomwe limafuna kuti apite popanda.
Ambiri mwa omvera anu analibe vuto kusiya zolaula. Izi zikutsimikizira kuti sizowonjezera. Kupatula apo, kamodzi ndidapita mwezi wopanda mwayi wopeza ukonde ndipo ndinalibe vuto ...
Palibe chinthu pankhope pa Dziko lapansi chomwe chimasokoneza 100% kwa aliyense amene amachikhudza. Ndinapita kukoleji ndi mnyamata yemwe adayesa kugwiritsa ntchito mankhwala osokoneza bongo a cocoa chaka chimodzi. Pambuyo pake adaganiza kuti samazikonda.
Ayi, zotsatira zanga zikuwoneka kuti zikuwonetsa zolaula ndizosavuta kuposa ma pipi a ol Colombian, koma osokoneza bongo kuposa, kunena, chimanga pa chisononkho. Mwina zili pamlingo wa Caffeine. Sindikudziwa. Yesani Kudziwononga nokha kuti mudziwe.
Kuchita maliseche ndi ntchito ya thupi ndipo kugonana ndi chinthu chabwinobwino komanso chachilengedwe. Ndiye mungatchule bwanji izi "zosokoneza bongo"
Mosiyana ndi gawo lakale la "Master of Your Domain" Seinfeld, izi sizinali zoletsa kuseweretsa maliseche. Mayi yemwe adalankhula ndi Senate adati ndizolaula zomwe zimamusokoneza, osati Whacking Mole. Uku ndiye kuchita kwa thupi ndikuletsa omvera kuti asagwedezeke ndi Bishop kungasokoneze zotsatirazo. Sindina.
Inde, ndikudziwa kuti zolaula makamaka ndizothandiza maliseche koma ndikuganiza kuti ndikuti amuna anali Kumenya Munchkin kalekale zolaula zisanapangidwe. Chifukwa chake, ngati mukulephera kutulutsa Lance popanda kuthandizidwa ndi zolaula ndiye kuti mutha kunena kuti ndinu osokoneza bongo, popeza mwakuthupi simuyenera "kufuna" zolaula kuti muchite izi. Chimpanzi changa chanyama sichimatero.
Komanso, zina mwazomwe zimapangitsa kuti munthu azichita zolaula - kapena chizolowezi chilichonse - ndikuti kukhutira kumangopangitsa kuti zosowa zikule. Munthu akhoza kugwiritsa ntchito zolaula kuti amuthandize kuseweretsa maliseche koma zolaula zimamupangitsanso kufuna kuseweretsa maliseche komanso kufuna kuchita maliseche kumamupangitsa kufuna zolaula. Ndi makina ozungulira omwe amayenda ndikukula pamabobo ambiri ndi testosterone (chosangalatsa, intaneti yomweyi imatha kufotokozedwanso chimodzimodzi).
Kapena, taganizani za izi motere. Ngakhale m'dziko momwe chakudya chimasowa, mungaganize kuti china chake chalakwika mukawona anthu akupanga mabiliyoni ambiri akugulitsa zithunzi za chakudya. Kusindikiza pa Luba wamaliseche sikungakulolereni nkhumba. Mkazi weniweni ayenera kuti ali ku kontinenti ina ndipo mukungodzidya nokha.
Chifukwa chake anthu amakonda zolaula. Izi sizitanthauza kuti "azolowera." Chifukwa chiyani tiyenera kutcha chilichonse kukhala chizolowezi tsopano? Ndimakonda makanema a Lord of the Rings, ndiye muzinditcha kuti LOTR?
Pali kusiyana kwakukulu pakati pa kungosangalala ndi chinthu ndikukakamizidwa kuti muchite. Ndi "kufuna" motsutsana ndi "chosowa." Ndimakonda kuvala ma jeans, mwachitsanzo. Ndinkazivala tsiku lililonse ndikaloledwa. Koma pamene kuntchito kwanga kunkawaletsa ndipo ndinapita zaka zitatu motsatizana osavala, sindinakhale ndi nkhawa chifukwa chosowa kwa ma jeans. Sindinakhale pamenepo padesiki yanga ndikumangoyenda mowirikiza ndipo ndimayenera kutembenuza malingaliro anga nthawi zonse kuti ndisachite nsanje. Sindinkafunika kudziletsa ndekha kuti ndiwafikire mu chipinda changa.
Yerekezerani izi ndi John, yemwe amayenera kumuletsa mu jekete pomwe amayesa kusiya kusuta. Kapena yerekezerani izi ndi munthu yemwe wataya $ 20,000 patebulo la blackjack ndikuyenera kugulitsa ana ake pamsika wogonana ku Thailand kuti alipire ngongole za juga. Ndizovuta. Mukabwerera ndikuchita china mobwerezabwereza chifukwa ubongo wanu wakopeka ndikuganiza kuti muyenera kutero, china chilichonse chiwonongedwa.
Kapenanso, kungonena kuti, "American Heritage Medical Dictionary", chizolowezi chake ndi "chizolowezi chazomwe munthu amadalira pazolowera kapena kuchita zinthu zomwe sangathe kuchita." Zimapitilira kungotaya chisangalalo.
Chidziwitso: Ndikuganiza kuti olemba bukulo adaganiza kuti sitingakhale okonda kuganiza kuti "mpweya" ndi "chakudya" akuphatikizidwa mukutanthauzira kumeneko. Mudzagwa pansi popanda iwo.
Ndi ndani yemwe amati zolaula n'zoipa?
Osati ine, osati m'nkhaniyi. Umenewu ndi mutu wosiyana kotheratu.
Ndikuganiza kuti zokambirana zambiri pa intaneti za ntchitoyi zitha kuchitapo kanthu mwanzeru. "Kodi nchiyani chomwe ndalama izi zimachita manyazi ndi thupi la munthu !!!" "Chifukwa chiyani akufuna kuyankhula momasuka komanso maliseche?"
Ayi, sizokhudza chilichonse cha izi. Sindingaganize zodzitchinjiriza ngakhale chithunzi chimodzi chamaliseche (chomwe chingangowonjezera "chisangalalo" cha zolaula). Uku kunali kuweruza lingaliro losavuta ili, kaya zolaula ndizovuta kapena ayi.
Koma ngakhale kumwerekera ndi chinthu chopanda pake kuyenera kukhala cholakwika, sichoncho? Mwachitsanzo, anthu omwe ali ndi vuto la Obsessive Compulsive Disways, atha kukakamizidwa kuti azimitse kaye getsi kasanu ndi kawiri asanatuluke mchipinda. Zachidziwikire kuti palibe vuto kubweza switch. Komabe, popeza amakakamizidwa kuti azichita izi mosazindikira komanso kuti zimawatengera nthawi ndi mphamvu zimapangitsa kuti anthu azikuwona ngati chinthu choyipa.
Kapena, ngati mutazindikira kuti mwakhala kasitomala wokhulupirika wa mankhwala opangira mano ku Crest, osati chifukwa choti mumakonda mtundu wawo, koma chifukwa akhala akuwonjezera mobisa mankhwala osokoneza bongo kwa zaka zambiri, kodi simukhala okwiya pang'ono kuchoka? …
Nchifukwa chiyani aliyense akulankhula zolaula pa intaneti ngati mliri pomwe zolaula zakhalapo kuyambira pomwe anthu adayamba? Kodi izi sizowonjezera ukadaulo waukadaulo zomwe zikuwopseza okalamba?
Kafukufukuyu adaphatikizira zolaula za pa intaneti komanso zosagwirizana ndi intaneti, koma pakati pa anthu omwe mumadziwa zolaula pa intaneti mwina ndizodziwika bwino kuposa 100 zolaula. Chifukwa chomwe zolaula zilili mitu yankhani tsopano motsutsana ndi zaka 20 zapitazo ndiko kudzaza kwathunthu zolaula pa intaneti. Ikupezeka kwamuyaya, kwaulere, popanda kuyesetsa, osayang'ana aphunzitsi anu akale a Sande sukulu kuseri kwa malo ogulitsira pomwe mukupempha buku latsopano la ASS! magazini.
Koma kuposa apo, ndizomwe zili zolaula pa intaneti zomwe zakulitsa zikopa zake mpaka pangano ya singano. Ndimakumbukira ndili ndi zaka 14 ndikuwona Hustler ndipo pafupifupi ndatsala pang'ono kugonana. Anawomberedwa atawombera azimayi otayidwa omwe anali ndi kamera pafupi kwambiri ndi crotch yawo mutha kuwona impso zawo. Ndikutanthauza, ndinali mwa akazi amaliseche. Koma malingaliro amtundu wamatenda azachikazi sanali momwe ndimafunira. Ndipo zokonda zakugonana zimakonda kukhala zenizeni.
Mnyamata aliyense ali ndi malingaliro abwino ndipo ndi Mulungu, intaneti ipeza zoyipa. Agogo atavala ngati mwana wasukulu? O, ndi kunja uko. Mkazi wovala ngati Alf akugwiriridwa ndi Frankenstein? Iwo ali ndi zipsera zathunthu zoperekedwa kwa icho.
Chilichonse chomwe chingagwetse mtima wanu, chiri kunja uko. Ndipo ikupezani.
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Chopachika china ndinazindikira:
Ambiri mwa anthu omwe adagwira nawo ntchitoyo nthawi yomweyo adawaona ngati oledzeretsa.
Ophunzirawo sanali alendo kwa ine ndipo anali makamaka anthu omwe "ndimadziwa" pa intaneti. Ndipo ngakhale ndinali nditamva nthabwala zambiri kwakanthawi zakuti ndikumwa zidakwa kapena kunenepa mopanda chiyembekezo kapena kukhala wosauka kopanda chiyembekezo, sindinayambe ndamvapo aliyense wa iwo akunena za kukhala osokoneza bongo.
Mpaka titachita phunzirolo.
Kuyambira maola oyamba mtsogolo, ambiri mwa anyamatawa mwadzidzidzi amalankhula za "kuchoka" ndikuyankhula momwe mawa lidzakhalire "tsiku lovuta" lokhala ndi nthawi yokha komanso mwayi wothamanga kwambiri. Iwo anali kugwiritsa ntchito chilankhulo chobwezera kugwiritsa ntchito mankhwala osokoneza bongo, chomwe ndikuvomereza kuti onse adandidabwitsa ndipo adanditengera pang'ono.
Sindikufuna kukhala wosangalatsa pano. Palibe amene amayenera kuthamangitsidwa kukachotsa zipsinjo zazing'onoting'ono zamabele. Chowonadi ndichakuti nthawi yomweyo adachitenga ngati ntchito, chinthu chomwe chingawathandize mwakhama ndikukonzekera ndipo pamapeto pake chikhoza kulephera.
Chiwawa chinali wakupha.
Ndikulingalira momwemo momwe ulesi umagwirira ntchito. Ambiri mwa omwe adachita bwino kwambiri osadyerera nawonso anali otanganidwa kwambiri, omwe anali ndi masiku ataliatali ogwira ntchito kutali ndi mwayi wopeza kapena maulendo opitilira kapena ntchito zakusukulu kuti amalize kumapeto.
Koma mwanjira ina yonse, ndi momwe zizolowezi zonse zimagwirira ntchito, zabwino ndi zoyipa. Ambiri aife timadya nkhomaliro masana chifukwa nthawi yakwana. Ndipo ngati ndichizolowezi chanu kuti mutangomaliza sukulu nthawi ya 4:00 PM ndi nthawi yayitali, mudzakhala ndi nthawi yopanda izi pokhapokha mutapeza china choti mudzaze zolaula. Pakati pa maphunziro athu oyeserera, maola ambiri osungulumwa tinawononga masewera achiwawa achiwawa.
Komanso, nkhani zambiri zinkanena kuti iwo amagonana mobwerezabwereza komanso mosasangalatsa. Kuwomba kwa cleavage, jeans yolimba kwambiri. Ena adziwona okha akuwona zochitika zogonana pogwiritsa ntchito zovuta kwambiri komanso mafano.
Koma palibe chifukwa chotsutsira pankhaniyi. Ngati ndinu wogwiritsa ntchito zolaula pali chinthu chimodzi chokha chomwe muyenera kuchita kuti muyese zotsatira zanga.
Yesani nokha.
Tili ndi zolaula nthawi zonse. Kapena, tasonkhanitsani ena a msonkhano wanu kapena malo oyanjana nawo amodzi ndikuyesera chifuniro chanu.
Zotsatira Zisanu Zosokoneza Ubongo: Ali Kuti?
1. Mukupeza nokha zolaula zambiri;
2. Nthawi zambiri mumayang'ana zolaula osati zinthu zina zomwe sizinthu zolaula;
3. Mumayitana odwala kuti mugwire ntchito kuti muone zolaula;
4. Inu mumayang'ana zolaula pamene mukugwira ntchito;
5. Mukupempha ndikugwira ntchito komwe kuyang'ana zolaula ndizofunikira;
6. Mumabisa chizolowezi chanu cholaula kwa anzanu ndi abambo anu;
7. Simumvekanso kofunika kubisa chizolowezi chanu cholaula kwa abwenzi ndi abambo;
8. Mukupeza kuti mukuwerenga zolaula pamaliro;
9. Mukuwerenga zolaula pamaliro a munthu amene munamupha chifukwa cha zolaula zake;
10. Mwalipira zolaula pa intaneti.