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9) Zosiyana Zachidziwikire kuti pali zinthu zina zomwe zidzachitike mukathetsa zolaula m'moyo wanu, monga kudzidalira, kudzidalira, kuthekera kuyang'ana anthu m'maso, mphamvu yakudzidzimutsa azimayi otsalira ndikumangokhala momwe mwakhalira mwadzidzidzi Antonio Benderas, mavuto ochepa okhudzana ndi kugonana monga ED kapena kusowa mphamvu, kukhala moyo wako ndi anthu komanso atsikana okongola m'malo modzidzimutsa usiku uliwonse mpaka utalira bulu wako wosungulumwa kuti agone, kuwonjezeka kuwona mtima komanso kukhulupirika kwa bwenzi / bwenzi kapena mwamuna wako wapano mkazi, powona akazi ngati anthu m'malo mongogonjera zofuna zanu zonse, ndipo mudzamvanso ngati SAP komanso ngati OMM kungotchulapo ochepa. Ndipo mumakhala ndi kuthekera kokhala moyo wanu osakumangirirani ku bodza losaya, lopanda tanthauzo, ndi la poizoni lomwe mumanena amafunika zolaula, zomwe mungathe konse Khalani opanda izo, kapena kuti kugonana ndiko kutha kwachinsinsi-zonse zomwe moyo umazungulira. Mudzayang'ana nyenyezi zolaula ndikuganiza "Mukudziwa chiyani? Iye poops. Sanasiyane ndi ine, si nyali yoyeserera moyo wanga wonse, siwabwinonso kapena woipa kuposa ine. ” Simwini galu kuthamangitsa magalimoto omwe simungathe kuwagwira, chifukwa magalimoto siowona ndipo siamayi omwe mumawona pa intaneti kapena pa TV kapena muma magazini, ndi zipolopolo zopanda kanthu zomwe dziko likufuna kuti mulambire. Malingaliro awa omwe mwakhazikitsa kwazaka zambiri zakukhala mkaidi wamaliseche sanakuchitireni chinthu chimodzi chokha: Sankhani zenizeni zomwe mukufuna. Zomwe mukufuna ndikukhala moyo wanu wopanda mavuto kwa zonse zomwe zingakhale, koma nthawi yonse yomwe mudawononga zolaula sizinachitepo kanthu koma kuphimba dzenje lomwe mumawopa kudzaza nokha. Ndikudziwa momwe zimakhalira kugwiritsa ntchito zolaula ngati chida chodzinamizira ndekha za kusatetezeka kwanga, koma moyo sukhala pansi ponamizira. Moyo umakhalidwa ngakhale kulimbana, ngakhale kuwawa, ngakhale kumva kuti sunakwanitse; moyo umakhala ndi kulimbika mtima, kulimbika mtima kuthana ndi ziwanda zako.
Ndiye, kodi muli ndi mphamvu zokwanira kuti mudzaze dzenje lomwe mudaphimba?
Osakhala bodza. Moyo ndi waukulu kwambiri kuposa pamenepo.
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