Munthu aliyense pa subreddit ali ndi zifukwa zake zokhalira ndi zolaula, koma kwa inu omwe mungakhale pa mpanda wochita nawo zovutazi, ndikuloleni ndikulimbikitseni ndi madalitso angapo komanso abwino kwambiri.
1) Mabokosi a minofu amakhalapo kwamuyaya. Poyamba ndinkawagwiritsa ntchito kamodzi pa sabata koma ndikakhala ndi r/pornfree ndimamva ngati sindidzatha. Bwanji mungafunse? Chifukwa amangopita pamphuno panga, osati pa dongle yanga.
2) Mungagwiritse ntchito mafuta onsewa bwino. Munayamba mwakhalapo ndi khungu louma? Musanene zambiri, muchacho. Mukukumbukira mafuta onse omwe mudawononga pa ndodo yanu ya nyama? Tsopano mutha kuwayika PALIPONSE. Ndi zoona, mutha kugwiritsa ntchito mafutawa kuti muwongolere mapewa anu olimba, mutha kuwapaka pa biceps yanu yonse ndikupangitsa ana agaluwo kunyezimira, kapena mutha kuwapaka pa bwenzi lanu lokongola (ngati avomereza, koma akaona khungu lanu losalala losalala, angakane bwanji?).
3) Palibenso maliseche onyansa omwe amayendayenda m'bafa. Mukudziwa zomwe ndikunena. Mukukhala pa kompyuta yanu, mukukulitsa moyo wanu, ndipo mukumaliza ndi kuzindikira kuti minofu yanu yatha (onani mfundo #1). Kotero mumadzuka, nyamulani shati lanu mmwamba ndi chigongono chanu, sungani pony yanu yonyezimira ya baloney pa lamba wanu ndi dzanja lanu louma, yesani kusunga dzanja lanu louma kwambiri pa shati lanu lomwe mumakonda, ndipo mumayenda mozungulira kupita ku bafa kukapukuta pepala lanu la chimbudzi ngati penguin wodzimbidwa. Ngati muli ngati ine, paulendo wopita ku bafa mukuganiza kuti, "Payenera kukhala njira yabwino!" TAYANI ZABWINO ZOMWE MABWITI ACHIWEREWERE, NDITANI MAYI WAKUCHITA BILLY MAYS CHIFUKWA NDILI NDI NJIRA YANKHO LANU! Tengani vuto la r/pornfree ndipo musadandaulenso kuti mnzanu wa m'chipinda/amayi/bwenzi lanu akukugwirani mukuchita maliseche! N'zosavuta!
4) Ziweto zanu zidzakukondani kwambiri. Kodi pali choipa kuposa kukhala pakati pa chikondwerero chopweteka kwambiri komanso chopanda malire ndikumavala galu/mphaka/nsomba yanu yokondedwa ya goldfish mosey pafupi nanu ndikuoneka ngati mwafa m'maso? Mwina kuponda Lego, koma kupatula apo ndi chinthu choipa kwambiri chomwe chingakuchitikireni Loweruka usiku womwe mumakhala nokha mukuonera zolaula. Tengani mpikisano wopanda zolaula ndipo simuyeneranso kuchotsa poodle wanu m'ma noodle anu! Simudzayeneranso kuyika bulangeti pa khola la cockatoo yanu kuti asaone mkwiyo wa cockatoo yanu! Taganizirani izi, subreddit iyi imakupangitsani kukhala Jane Goodall wa ufumu wanu wa nyama zazing'ono.
5) Palibe mabodza ochititsa manyazi. Kodi munayamba mwalowa m'malo olemekezeka ndi akazi olemekezeka koma n’kuzindikira kuti muli ndi malovu pa malaya anu, ndi zotsalira za zolaula zanu usiku? Kenako mumakhala madzulo onse mukuganiza kuti aliyense akuyang'anani ndipo mukuuza anthu kuti ndi "madzi" omwe muyenera kuti munadzitsanulira pa chakudya cham'mawa? Inde, mwatero, ndipo ngati simunatero mwina mwatero ndipo mukungondinamiza/kungondinamiza. Mutha kutsanzikana ndi mavuto amenewo, chifukwa kuyambira tsopano madontho a zovala zanu adzakhala madzi m'malo mwa dack goop.
6) Kusokonezeka kochepa pa tsiku lochapa zovala. Simudzayeneranso kuyang'ana malaya omwe mumakonda ndi kunena kuti "Kodi ndi donati glaze kapena jizz residue?" Simudzayeneranso kusewera Russian Roulette ndi masokosi odetsedwa pansi panu, ndikuyembekeza Mulungu kuti simunadzaze kamodzi usiku watha mutaonera zolaula kwambiri. Simudzayang'ananso zovala zamkati zomwe zikuwoneka zoyera ndipo mutazikweza mpaka m'mawondo anu muwona kunyezimira kwa umuna komwe kunalowa m'thalauza lanu pambuyo poti maliseche anu anyansa sanapambane.
7) Musaganizenso mwangozi za achibale anu pamene mathalauza anu ali pansi. Kunena zoona, palibe chomwe chimawononga tsiku lanu monga kuganizira za Azakhali Millie okondedwa pamene mukuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi mwendo wanu wachitatu.
8) Anthu ochepa okonda zolaula. Anthu okonda zolaula, ndikudziwa zomwe mwakumana nazo. Mumaona mtsikana wokongola mumsewu ndipo m'malo moganiza kuti "Hei, akuoneka wokongola kwambiri, ndipo nditha kumulemekeza osati chifukwa cha maonekedwe ake okongola okha komanso chifukwa cha umunthu wake," mumaganiza kuti "YESU NDIKUFUNA KUM'PATSA MAFUTA NDIPONSO KUDYA MA DONUTS PA MATOKO AKE!" Ndipo monga choncho, BAM! Chenjezo lachangu. Tsopano muyenera kuyenda mozungulira mukugwira china chake patsogolo panu, kapena kuwerama pa ngodya ya madigiri 60, kapena muyenera kuyenda kumbuyo kwa munthu wamkulu ndikupemphera kuti asasiye mwadzidzidzi kukupangitsani kuwamenya ndi Elvis wanu wokwiya. Tengani vutoli ndipo musayerekeze akazi ndi "nyenyezi imodzi yolaula yomwe mudawona pamene munkasewera Lachisanu masana okha" ndipo m'malo mwake mutha kutuluka Lachisanu masana dzuwa ndikuwona mayi wokongola popanda kumuyimirira nthawi yomweyo mutayimirira mu thalauza lanu.
9) Zina Zachidziwikire pali zinthu zina zomwe zingachitike mukachotsa zolaula m'moyo wanu, monga kudzidalira kwambiri, kudzidalira bwino, kuthekera koyang'ana anthu m'maso, mphamvu yodzidzimutsa yokopa akazi kumanzere ndi kumanja ngati kuti mwakhala Antonio Beneras mwadzidzidzi, mavuto ochepa okhudzana ndi kugonana monga ED kapena kusabereka, kukhala moyo wanu ndi anthu ndi atsikana okongola m'malo mongodzigonana usiku uliwonse mpaka mutalira mopanda kusamala kuti mugone, kuwona mtima kwakukulu ndi kukhulupirika kwa chibwenzi/chibwenzi chanu chamakono kapena chomwe chingakhalepo, kuona akazi ngati anthu m'malo mongogonjera zomwe mukufuna, ndipo mudzamva ngati SAP koma mudzamva ngati OMM kungotchula ochepa. Ndipo ndithudi mudzakhala ndi mphamvu yokhala moyo wanu popanda kumangidwa ku bodza lopanda pake, lopanda tanthauzo, komanso loopsa lakuti mukufuna zolaula , kuti simungakhale popanda izo, kapena kuti kugonana ndi cholinga chachinsinsi chomwe moyo umayang'ana. Mudzayang'ana nyenyezi ya zolaula ndi kuganiza kuti "Mukudziwa chiyani? Amachita maliseche. Sali wosiyana ndi ine, si nyali yondithamangitsira moyo wanga wonse, sali wabwino kapena woipa kuposa ine." Simuli galu wothamangitsa magalimoto omwe simungathe kuwagwira, chifukwa magalimotowo si enieni ndipo akazi omwe mumaonera pa intaneti kapena pa TV kapena m'magazini si enieni, ndi zipolopolo zopanda kanthu zomwe dziko lapansi likufuna kuti muzilambire. Malingaliro awa omwe mwamanga kwa zaka zambiri mutakhala mkaidi wa zolaula achitapo kanthu kamodzi kokha kwa inu: Chotsani zenizeni zanu kuchokera ku chinthu chomwe mukufuna. Chomwe mukufuna ndikukhala moyo wanu wonse, koma nthawi yonse yomwe mudawononga kukhala chitsiru cha zolaula sichinachite chilichonse koma kubisa dzenje lomwe mudali ndi mantha kwambiri kuti mudzize nokha. Ndikudziwa momwe zimakhalira kugwiritsa ntchito zolaula ngati chida chodzinamizira ndekha za kusadzidalira kwanga, koma moyo sumakhala pansi pa kunamizira ngati bodza. Moyo umakhala ngakhale mukulimbana, ngakhale mukumva kupweteka, ngakhale mukumva kuti simungakwanitse; moyo umakhala ndi kulimba mtima, kulimba mtima kogonjetsa ziwanda zanu.
Ndiye, kodi muli ndi mphamvu zokwanira kuti mudzaze dzenje lomwe mudaphimba?
Osakhala bodza. Moyo ndi waukulu kwambiri kuposa pamenepo.
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by minnow1776