Sabata 3
Ndazindikira tsopano kuti sizinali zolaula. Komanso sizinali zothandizira kugona pabedi. Zinali za kufulumira kwa masekondi angapo ofunikira amenewo ndi kutopa kosangalatsa pambuyo pake.
Lero ndi sabata lachitatu lopewa zachiwerewere, gawo lake. Ngakhale malingaliro amalowa m'mutu mwanga nthawi zingapo tsiku lonse, ndiwofatsa komanso mikhalidwe yakuthupi; kofewa apa, kukhudza pang'ono pamenepo. Tsopano ndili ndi mphamvu pazokakamiza zanga koma zomwe zimandivutitsa ndikuti tsopano ndili kapolo wazomvera zanga kuposa kale. Kukwanitsa kuseweretsa maliseche kunandilepheretsa kumva kuti ndine wotetezeka.
Ndizotheka kuti ichi ndi chiwonetsero chakuchira. Masabata otsatirawa adzanena motsimikiza.
Tsiku lotsatira
Pali gawo la Futurama la mutu womwewo womwe umayamba ndi Dr. Zoidberg, dokotala wokhalamo, akuchita zikhalidwe. Ali pa bwalo lochitira masewera olimbitsa thupi, amatenga zolemera zolemera kuchokera kwa bwenzi lake ndikupanga makina osindikizira a benchi. Amafuna kulemera koposa mpaka abwenzi ake atawunjikika pamwamba pa barbell. Akulingalira amalingalira ndikukhomera bala ndi zikhadabo zake. Pokwiya, kenako amang'amba masewera olimbitsa thupi onse. Pambuyo pake zimawululidwa kuti inali nthawi yokwanira ya mitundu yake. Ayenera kuthamangitsidwa kubwerera kudziko lakwawo, lomwe pambuyo pake lidzayamba ndi chiwerewere.
Komabe, ndinali ndi mphindi ya Zoidberg lero. Ndikulakalaka ndikadakhala ndi vuto lonse pokhala "nyengo yokhwima" Ndikutulutsa lilime koma sizinali zankhanza zomwe ndimakumana nazo, ndinali wokwiya. Koma mosasamala kanthu kuti mkwiyo wanga udabwera chifukwa chankhanza kapena njira ina, pali ukali ndipo kumbuyo mkwiyo kuvulazidwa. Zimandipweteka kuti ndawononga chibwenzi ndikulephera kupanga zatsopano. Ndikumva kuwawa kuti ndadziletsa kugonana kwazaka zambiri. Ndiyo nthawi yomwe sindidzabwereranso.
Sabata 4
Moni. Ndikuyamba sabata yanga ya 4 ndili wokondwa. Ndili ndi malingaliro abwinoko poyerekeza ndi mkwiyo komanso ndewu zomwe ndakhala nazo sabata latha. Ndasintha marathons a maliseche ndi masewera olimbitsa thupi komanso nthawi yambiri panja. Chapadera pa sabata: Ndinapita kukawona kanema wa muppets kumalo ochitira masewera akunja. Ndizodabwitsa kuti china chake chophweka chimakhala cholimbikitsa bwanji.
Sizikuwoneka ngati ndikuwerenganso masiku. Zili ngati kukhala pachimake chothana ndi mavuto omwe simukuyang'ana m'mbuyomu ndipo mukuyambiranso kubwerera m'mbuyo ndikukhala ndi zomwe mukuyembekezera mtsogolo. Ndikuvomereza kuti nthawi zina ndimakhala ndi malingaliro okhudza msungwana weniweni, koma sindimachita nawo zolaula. Sindikudziwa kuti kuwononga malingaliro kungakhale kovulaza bwanji koma ndimawasangalatsa mwina mwina mphindi kapena ziwiri, kenako ziloleni zidutse.
Ponena za zozizwitsa, ndimamva ngati ndingathe kukonzekera ngati ndikaganiza zochita ndi mtsikanayo m'mutu mwanga. Sindikufuna kuyesa tsogolo, mwina pano.
Zina mwazowona: osati mitengo yam'mawa yambiri posachedwa. Osatinso. Posachedwa, ndakhala ndikungoyang'ana (mwanjira yopanda phokoso) ndikusilira zolengedwa zokongolazi zotchedwa akazi.
Tsiku lotsatira
Mtsikana amene ndakhala ndikufuna kuti ndizicheza naye amapezeka kuti ali ndi chibwenzi. Ankachita manyazi ngakhale kundiuza. Ndikumva kuti ndikubwera pang'onopang'ono. Chosangalatsa kuwona kuti uku ndikuchita kwanga kosasintha zinthu zikandipitirira. Tsopano ndikudabwa ngati ndakhala ndikutentha nthawi zonse ndipo kukakamiza kuseweretsa maliseche kunandithandiza kuti ndisayang'ane pondipangitsa kuti ndizikhala wokhumudwa kwambiri. Maganizo owopsa. Zochuluka kwambiri poyambira sabata yanga yachinayi yodziletsa ndichisangalalo.
Mulimonsemo, uwu ukhonza kukhala mayeso abwino achitsulo.
Sabata 5
Ndinali wokwiya kachiwiri kotero ine ndinasankha mmalo mopita kunyumba ndi kukakhala mumtima mwanga. Sizowopsya monga kale koma ndimamvanso ngati ndikufuna kuthamangitsa china chilichonse. Ndikutambasula mkwiyo wanga, ndikupeza kuti ndikufotokozeranso za mwayi wogonana komanso ubale. Mfundo ndiyakuti malingaliro anga amangobwerera ku zogonana.
Sindikulakalaka kuseweretsa maliseche kapena kuyang'ana zolaula. Sindikuwerengeranso masiku. Koma ndikuganiza kuti ndili ndi njira zopitira ndisanakonzeke.
Malo ogulitsira sadzakhalapo nthawi zonse pakakhala kukhumudwa kotero zomwe ndimayesetsa kuchita ndikuvomereza kukhudzika, kenako ndikudutse. Ndikamva njala, ndipo ndikudziwa kuti ndadya pang'ono maola angapo apitawo, ndimatha kunena kuti sindiyenera kudya pakadali pano ndikutha kudikira. Ndili ndiulamuliro wathunthu ndipo ndikuyembekeza kuti nanenso ndingathe kuchita chimodzimodzi pakugonana: zomwe sindingathe pakadali pano chifukwa ndikubwezeretsanso; komanso ndimisinthasintha yamaganizidwe: ndizosiyana muubongo ndipo ndizomwe zili.
Sabata 7
Yakhala ikuyenda mosadukiza pambuyo pa kusokonekera kwamisala komanso kuchuluka kwa malingaliro sabata yachiwiri. Ndinganene kuti nthawi zambiri ndimakhala wosangalala. Kupatula, posachedwapa, ndakhala ndikulakalaka kukhudzidwa ndi chibwenzi. Chilakolako chake sichinakhale champhamvu kwambiri ndipo chikundipangitsa kukhala wokhumudwa komanso wosasangalatsa kuti sindikupeza chilichonse.
Ndisanapewe, nthawi zonse ndimaganiza kuti ichi ndi chizindikiro cha kufooka. Ndinaganiza, ndikhoza kupita ndekha, sindikufuna aliyense. Ndine wokhudzidwa kuti kusoweka kumeneku kudzawonekera kudzera m'manja mwanga komanso m'malo ochezera ndipo palibe chomwe chimapangitsa anthu kukhala ngati wosowa. Ineyo ndimaipeputsa.
Sindinakhalepo ndi chilimbikitso chodziseweretsa maliseche posachedwa koma ndimaganiziranso m'mawa uno osati chifukwa ndimamva ngati ndiyenera kutuluka, koma kuti mwina zitha kuchepetsa kukhudzidwa. Ndikakhala ndikuseweretsa maliseche nthawi zonse, ndimadana nazo. Koma pakadali pano, ndipitiliza mndandanda wanga. Palibe chowopsa chilichonse choti ndingaphwanye mzerewu ndikubwereranso kwakanthawi kochepa pokhapokha ndikaganiza zoyesa ndikuwona ngati kuchoka kungandipangitse kuti ndisakhudzidwe.
Sabata 10
Ndinayamba kudziletsa nthawi ina pa sabata yanga ya 9th. Tidapusitsika kwakanthawi tikugwiranagwirana ndikupsompsonana. Sizinatengere zambiri kuti ndiziwongoka, koma nditapanda kulandira chilichonse chomwe chimawoneka ngati chamuyaya, ndinali wovuta kwambiri. Kuwona ndikumverera kwa iye akudzipukuta pa ine kunali kochulukirapo ndipo ndimayenera kumasula ndisanalowe. Icho chinali choyamba. Tsoka ilo, moyo udasokonekera tisanayesenso kokwanira. Pambuyo pa miyezi iwiri yayitali, ndimayembekezera zogonana koma ndakhumudwitsidwa pambuyo pake.
Chosangalatsa ndichakuti ndimomwe ndidamvera pambuyo pake. Zomwe ndimafuna kuchita ndikungokhala chete pambuyo paziwombankhanga ndikungogona padzuwa. Ndinali wosangalala, wosangalala, ngakhale. Ndinagona pang'ono, ndinadzuka ndipo ndinamva vuto lachilendo la mipira yabuluu, mwina kuyambira koyesera komaliza kogonana. Ndinaganiza, nanga gehena, itha kungoyambitsa kuyabwa kotero ndinapita kwa ophunzirira ndikuyamba zolaula. Chodabwitsa, sichinamve chimodzimodzi. Sizinali zolimba monga ndikukumbukira.
Ndinkadandaula kuti ndikufunika kuthamangitsidwa koma ngakhale nditatha kuseweretsa maliseche, ndilibe chidwi chowonera zambiri ndikuchita maliseche. Pakhala masiku angapo nditakhala ndi chilakolako chokhala ndi moyo ndipo ndikukhalabe wapamwamba kuchokera pamenepo. Ndine wokondwa kuti sindinakumanepo ndi vuto lililonse la neuro-mankhwala lomwe anthu ena pano anena kuti ali ndi vuto.
Izi sizikutanthauza kuti ndabwereranso kuntchito, ngakhale. Ngakhale ndimamva bwino ndipo ndilibe chikhumbo chogonana, ubongo wakale wakale ukugwirabe ntchito kuseri kwa makatani. Ndikawona dona wokongola, si zachilendo kuti ndimadziwona ndekha ndikumamuchitira zachiwerewere. Ndikuganiza kuti nditakhala pa intaneti kwazaka zambiri ndikuwona ziwalo zambiri za thupi, mutha kuwona mosavuta munthu wamaliseche wamaliseche. Ndi nkhani yongojambula m'maganizo nkhope yamtundu woyenera wa thupi, yomwe imandisiya ndili ndi jaded nthawi zina, ngakhale polemekeza akazi okongola amaliseche.
Sabata 10 Yakhala milungu 10 yosangalatsa kwambiri. Awiri oyamba anali ovuta koma ngati pali chilichonse, zandisonyeza momwe ndimakhalira ndi chizolowezi chodziseweretsa maliseche (ndi zolaula) ngati njira yothanirana ndi vutoli. Kusintha kwakukulu kwa malingaliro kunali chizindikiro chotsimikizika cha kusakhazikika m'mutu.
Ndili ndi mwayi kuti ndakhala ndikukhala ndi mphamvu zoyera kotero ndidzati kwa iwo omwe akulimbana ndi zizolowezi zawo: ndizotheka. Ganizirani chifukwa chomwe mukuchitira izi nokha. Nthawi zonse ndimaganiza kuti ndizovuta kwambiri kungowerenga masiku kuti muyambirenso kuposa kukhala ndi phindu kwakanthawi. Ndinkayembekezera kuti ndigone bwino ndipo ndicho chomwe chidandilimbikitsa. Ndipo anyamata, ngati sizokwanira kukulimbikitsani, sindikudziwa kuti ndi chiyani.
Ngakhale simunakwatirane ndipo chiyembekezo chogona ndi mnzanu sichingakhale kwa inu, kusintha kwa umunthu komwe kumabwera chifukwa chomasula mutu wanu ku zolaula komanso maliseche mosakayikira kudzakuthandizani kukopa mnzanu.
ED sililinso vuto. Ndimatha kuseweretsa maliseche popanda kufunika kolaula. Nthawi zonse ndimaganiza kuti ndikafika pano ndikakhala ndikuseweretsa maliseche mokwiya ndikuchita zachiwerewere ngati munthu wokonda misala, koma matupi anga ogonana akugwira ntchito bwino ndipo akuwongolera, mwina chifukwa ubongo wanga wabwereranso bwino . Mofanana ndi chakudya, ndimatha kusiya kudya ndikamvanso njala.
Ndiyeneranso kuwonjezera kuti ndisanayambitsenso izi, ndikumva kupweteka kwakanthawi m'chiuno changa chakumanzere, ngati kuti pali china chake mmenemo chomwe chimasintha malo. Sindinamvepo zowawa izi kuyambira pamenepo.
Ndimadandaula nthawi yonseyi kuti sindinathenso kumwa mowa mwauchidakwa. Tsopano popeza ndili inenso, ndi nthawi yoti ndituluke kupita kukapeza chidutswa cha zonse zomwe ndaphonya.
Sabata 11
Ndakhala ndikufuna ntchito yatsopano mwezi wonsewu. Kuyankhulana konse kumafunikira magawo angapo, iliyonse yaiwo mwaluso kwambiri. Ndakhala ndikupanikizika kwambiri ndikukonzekera zoyankhulana. Ndazindikira kuti sabata ino yokha, ndakhazikika nthawi 4. Palibe zolaula zomwe zimakhudzidwa, inde. Tsopano popeza chidwi changa chabwerera, sindinaone kufunika koti zolaula ndizida.
Pali nkhani apa yomwe ikugwirizana ndi nkhani yokhudza kuyesa kwa wofufuza wa SFU pankhani ya kuledzera. Panali zoyeserera zodziwika bwino m'ma 60 zomwe zinkakhudza kuyika makoswe m'mabokosi komwe akanatha kudzipatsa mankhwala okha. Pomaliza kuchokera ku zoyeserera izi zinali zakuti mankhwala osokoneza bongo ndi osokoneza bongo mosalekeza. Wofufuzayu ankaganiza kuti kwenikweni ndi malo a makoswe omwe adawapangitsa kuledzera. Amayesa lingaliro lake pomanga malo osungira makoswe - malo osungira makoswe, komwe makoswe amatha kuyendayenda m'khola lalikulu nthawi mazana awiri kuposa khola lodziwika bwino la labu, komwe chakudya chinali chochuluka, ndipo anali ndi makoswe ena osachepera makumi awiri a amuna ndi akazi omwe angacheze nawo. Anapeza kuti anthu omwe ankawagwiritsa ntchito ankanyalanyaza zinthu zoledzera m'malo otere (sinthani: zili pa wikipedia).
Ndakhala masiku angapo apitawa makamaka ndikuphunzira, kukhala ndekha komanso kutsekeredwa ngati khoswe m'bokosi la Skinner, kuseweretsa maliseche kukhala mankhwala omwe ndimakonda. Nzosadabwitsa kuti ndimadzimva ngati ndikudzipatsa mankhwala. Sindikukumbukira ndikulakalaka ndikakhala pagombe ndi anzanga ndipo osadandaula za zoyankhulana. Zimakhala zomveka kwathunthu kwa ine. Koma ndili ndi ntchito ndipo ndikuyamba kuzipondereza mpaka zabwino kwambiri.
Ngati mukulimbana ndi zolaula / maliseche, dziwani zomwe zimakupsetsani nkhawa. Onani zomwe mungachite kuti muchepetse ndipo mwina zolimbikitsazo zitha.